I'm out, Bluesky. I tried. This place just isn't for me. Too toxic and too negative and just bad for my overall headspace. Find me on other apps. I won't be back. 🩷

All these self driving vehicles..It's only a matter of time that we hear a country song about his truck leaving him

I forgot that I snapped this pic the other day after the storm hit. Wild seeing tropical birds poking around in the snow. ❄️

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Time to get up, babe. I made us loaded breakfast waffle fries. ❤️

Happy Monday, y'all! 🩷☀️

Okay, but would I be able to sneak one of these in under my jersey every game to hold my beer, phone, and snacks?

Hi. Good morning. 🩷☀️

God, making me

And they say happiness doesn't grow on trees...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're loved. 🩷

lazy snow day mood 🤍

It's like my mom always told me... "You might not be the dumbest girl in the world, but you better hope she doesn't die."

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Snow day today in Charleston, so I get another lazy morning in bed. 🩷☕

For some strange reason I have had this song stuck in my head all day. Looked it up on youtube and BoyHowdy!, Ben Affleck was just as bad an actor as a kid as he is now. But I kinda miss that show... youtu.be/8dqKYc578ng?...

Soup season >>

me and who?

My online friends when I disappear from social media for a few weeks

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Just. YES.

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Sex so good he lets out a Wilhelm scream.

being nice is so pretty 💕

First Christmas alone and it's really hitting hard. Going offline for a few days. Be safe everyone. 🩷

You will never hear anything swankier than this kickass version of "16 Tons". I love it so much, and the rest of the world needs to appreciate it.

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Guys I did a thing...

If you comment about politics in the replies of a post of mine that is not about politics, I will block you. Period. I no longer have the energy for just hiding replies. Done.

We're, like, SUPER-skipping holidays now...

Perfection.

If you put eyes on it, Krysten Sinema looks like a cartoon axolotl.

DoorDash

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Does anyone else's autocorrect seem to function differently here? I swear my posts here are riddled with typos in ways that don't happen on other apps or texting.

This disclosure should be in the new BlueSky account starter pack so people know ahead of time that they aren't allowed to share jokes, poetry, selfies, or anything else here with accepting the terms that the replies will all be political and taken way too seriously.

Went to the store for wrapping paper. Thought of you.

The tiniest bit of hope can really change everything.

No matter how bad my day's been, I can always count on this video of Max and Tommy to cheer me up. youtu.be/f4EWBxeBXL8?...

Back after several days away. Something happened, and I just needed to be away from this place to protect my head and heart. Some people just suck and are cruel for fun, and there's nothing we can do about it but step away for a while. Hope everyone's doing okay. 🩷

Hi. 🩷🤟

Find someone you can be adorable with.

I really need warm weather to come back so y'all will start grilling again, because pics of the homogenous brown stuff simmering in your crock pots isn't anywhere near as sexy.