Murray can't wait to get stuck in to sticking it to the NHS and the millions who rely on it — for the noble cause of private profit of course Via @skwawkbox.org

Yet more shameful punching down from #Labour, on #disabled people.

She is such a horrendous human being that she is positioning herself as the potential saviour of children suffering abuse, if only this corrupt administration (appointing Jeffery Epstein's pals) had the authoritarian overreach to restrict and monitor *EVERYONE*. Get in the fucking bin. #FuckLabour

Ain't no fucking way the moderation team of this site is basically crying that they're being cancelled

From Streeting's resignation letter - "You have shown courage and statesmanship on the world stage - not least in keeping Britain out of the war in Iran." "After the financial crisis, austerity, the disaster of Brexit, Liz Truss, the covid pandemic, the war in Ukraine and now the war in Iran..." 1/

Wes Streeting should be held accountable for the deaths of children he caused by removing their medical treatment on ideological grounds, despite warnings from experts. His resignation is not enough, he should be prosecuted for the deaths he's responsible for.

Is it only my friend group that is increasingly using the phrase "ontologically evil" when the word they are searching for is "very"? People can change. Even Nazis can grow to experience empathy. I am hoping that by posting this I will be less irritated by its use in the future.

Actually gonna be great for exposing transphobes in the labour party to see which MPs decide to back Streeting like come on lads dip your hands in the blood bowl come onnn really go for it make the compliance undeniable

Old Brit 1 - "Do you remember when Britain was the bad guy of the world? Empire. Colonialism. Genocide. Now it's Americans that everybody in the world automatically despises." Old Brit 2 - "Hold my beer." [Old Brit 1 shat himself to death shortly after this recording.]

We wasted our wishes on the billionaire sub. Anyone got a spare wish?

Hold your mouth like you're scrubbing with a toilet brush. Now do an impression of Wes Streeting. You see how your mouth did not change even a little bit? He's a nasty grubby gangster child who looks like every fifth Nazi on Sniper Elite. Fuck that #LickspittleCunt off into the sun.

If you're a juror on a trial where you even *suspect* the defendants are guilty of an offence carried out as an act of protest (because they've also been banning recent defendants from talking about Palestine), you absolutely *have* to acquit them, because you now don't know what the Judge will do.

Found it. Gareeca Gordon is not trans. Jess Phillips is not a good person.

They don't find space to mention his swivel-eyed transphobia but they did find space for this - "He's also one of the most irrepressible extroverts in politics [...] belting out Robbie Williams' Angels on karaoke with the words: "I'm loving Starmer instead." #GreentitsIsACunt

Families are struggling, workers are exploited, and our climate is in crisis. All this pomp and grandeur for an unelected billionaire won't help the people of Scotland. It's time to #AbolishTheMonarchy

The actions of an unequivocally fascist state. Forget the list. There is no creeping march in the direction of fascism. This is it. The state usurping the right of trial by jury in order to crush dissent. The government has no mandate to remain in power. Where the torches and pitchforks at?

Parasite in chief in his idiot hat.

Not sure this new pornhub category will take off

Absolutely nothing prepared me for this Harry Potter lookalike. Dying.

How proud all the Labour voters must be that you've elected a group of people so useless and toxic that not only are they scorned, hated and pitied by the electorate but also by each other. #FuckLabour #FuckStarmer

103 out of the 411 Labour MPs elected in 2024 want Starmer to remain. That's 1/4. If you find that you've only attracted the most half-arsed support for your ludicrous fawning letter, then you can only harm Starmer by bringing attention to it. Hence the repost. #FuckLabour #FuckStarmer

Always remember: they were elected on less votes than Jeremy Corbyn received in an election that had the lowest turnout since universal suffrage. The mandate is weak.

Have an x-ray taken of Keir Starmer being wedged up the anus of the Labour Party, and take it to A&E.

Give him the power to concentrate on journal entries until they shake apart and he time travels. Eventually he will erase his own birth.

Use Tesla's replication machine on him and - while the lightning crackles around him - deposit his body into the water-filled coffin beneath. Unfortunately, of course, you now have a second Keir to get rid of, up in the balcony, but hey, that's *your* problem.

Tie a piece of string around Keir Starmer. Tie the other end of the string to the handle of an open door. Slam the door.

Can’t wait to see this ham faced cunt crying on the steps outside number 10

“If we don’t get this right, our country will go down a very dark path” - Starmer in his speech currently so we’re not acknowledging that Labour has directly caused there to be ‘very dark path’ for trans people at the moment?

My pal just suggested the fish & chip shop name of , "BIND, TORTURE, COD." There you go, whimsical fishy names. Bow to your master.

Iris Duane for First Minister

This is what we need. Wes Streeting is the model for 1 in 5 of the nazis in Sniper Elite. #DeathCamActivate

The man who brought Peter Mandelson back for the third time has brought back the man who brought Peter Mandelson back the second time.

An earlier me - privileged, white, wealthy - could not have imagined finding this stuff terrifying or understood why othered people - Black, Jewish, immigrants - did. But I listened, and I watched, and I learned. And they were right. I'm begging you to listen and watch and learn.

I know she is in that moldy-ass house right now crying screaming throwing up ripping her hair out about this and I'm really enjoying imagining it

I thought the UK press might have enough self-respect to abstain from using shite like "the radical centre" for at least one weekend. FFS.

Dear unelected Labour councillors, You're probably feeling a bit down right now after the shocking collapse of the Labour vote. However, I'm sure you'll take comfort knowing that Ellie Sandover, Keir Starmer's young niece, *was* elected after being parachuted into safe ward Bensham Manor, Croydon.

"Fairer" usually means things like, "no 'extra rights'* for these (slurs for trans/disabled/brown people)." Starmer is bringing in the guy who launched the disabled cull 16 years ago. Who is writing this shit for him? Are they *aiming* for sub-fascist crap? *'extra' just means providing equity.

People seem to be remembering Gordon Brown as "the man who called a bigoted woman a bigot," which would be cute if he wasn't the Labour PM who began the cull of disabled people. He's as much a part of the Labour right as Tonty and Keith. Fuck him and the the whole party. #LabourIsDead #FuckLabour

For every seat reform wins I will become exponentially gayer until I collapse under the weight of my own faggotry

Our long-planned holiday is coming up in a few days and it being a great place to hide from the hantavirus outbreak is a coincidence I am happy to exploit. Good luck in the resource wars. I wish you all the toilet paper in the world.

What motivates the spiteful voters of England? Tories rinsed the economy for personal gain. Reform have bankrupted the councils they ran. Labour are perpetrating three genocides. I just don't understand those people over the border (although we have plenty of Welsh racists, too).

One from the archives. "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave"

Multiple women serving sentences for nonviolent crimes at the minimum security prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is now serving time were punished for speaking to reporters about the special treatment Maxwell receives. At least two women were transferred to higher security facilities as punishment.

Hey, if you are ever feeling down remember this... It's only 30 minutes until polls close and Keir Starmer is irrevocably fucked forever 🙏

Congratulations to Abigail Thorn for all the amazing work she does. Truly well deserved 🏳️‍⚧️✊

How many times does something happen at the end that then has to be explained by a self insert? Seven times. That's how many.