“Why would you move to Chicago? You know it’s going to be cold right?” Challenge accepted bitch ❄️

Just in — the nazi app will roll out the starter packs we all immediately blocked here on Bluesky

Wild to me that we live in a timeline that little ole me is vastly more qualified than the current head of CBS News and I can’t even get hired. Like what do you mean you didn’t know how the marketing works. It’s fucking 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣.

Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything

It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.

Slightly diminish a game: Semifinal Fantasy

I have the worst luck personally, but every damn time I move to a new city, the sports team outperforms expectations and does something cool. And I love that for them. Welcome to Chicago 🐻

Jesus is coming for you Melanie Lynskey

It’s easy to shit on Arkansas (and it definitely earns a lot of it) but it’s hard to deny it has its diamonds. Case and point ⬇️

I’m so sick of the amount of hatred I’ve been forced to carry in my heart.

This year marks the 250th anniversary of the United States’ founding. It’s well past time to revisit the script; this bitch desperately needs a reboot.

Dropping these people into an active volcano is the moderate position.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I’ve been to a few places in my time.. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

For establishing himself as renown cinematic world-builder, Cameron’s constant switching between frame rates often within the same scene completely takes me out of the Avatar immersion — 400 mil budget or not

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And now for some important analysis of the US-Venezuela military operation, CBS news will go to a diner in Missouri and talk to some regular folks who don’t know jack shit about jack shit

An almost 6 month long interview process of constantly cycling between being ghosted then hit up for a next step only for them to finally reject me in the new year. Vibes are already off and it’s only day 2.

No cute montage to offer. Just a mournful moment in silent reflection for one wack ass year. Here’s to new stories, new adventures, and new opportunities. To 2025—see ya bitch ✌️

Dug down to my southern roots and cooked black-eyed peas and cornbread for New Year’s Day. Ya boy is trying to conjure any and all good fortunes for the year ahead.

2025 recapped

This was our Heated Rivalry

Which brings forth two new identities into our ever-evolving queer tapestry: Are you a Pluribus gay or a Heated Rivalry gay?

Normal People: I wish my husband was alive this holiday will be so hard 😢 Erika Kirk:

Murray Crisis all! The most wonderful time of the year...for this video youtu.be/aUtfrXSzFhk?...

To that guy on LinkedIn defending the integrity and creativity AI-generated art: I wish you a Moody Christmas and an Unhappy New Year. 🎄🎁

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

The KCMO and KCK rivalry just grew even more contentious. (Shout out to Crossroads on the kcmo side tho)

Never knew I needed to see something like A Very Steamworks Christmas and Chicago delivered. Culture, bitch.

Yeah hot steamy sex with your SO is great but have you tried clearing a new raid on patch week?

Our hotel bathroom light ominously flickers every time we walk in. I just wanna piss and I’m over here feeling like Winona Ryder searching for her missing son

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Every time my foot goes to sleep

Happy Pluribus day for all who celebrate, watch, and live as one.

Sitting for a 5 hour movie is a big ask, but I’ve also waited 20 years to see the full cut of this film so…

feels like most everything is like this now

I see everyone discovered Fleetwood Mac’s Silver Springs this week. I wonder if they know the song behind their cute montages of nostalgia is a woman singing to her ex—saying you will *never* be happy bc you fucked things up w/ me & you will live knowing this until death. Happy for your videos tho.

First Chicago winter with @cinderpixel.bsky.social 🤍

Kept thinking about this ridiculous experience so I turned this into a script for a video. Thankfully the comment section has made me learn the true error of my ways. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTreSEt5W/

Was a good member of society and got my covid and flu vaccines yesterday. Today I’m feeling like her:

Jim Henson's dark fantasy film Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly, will be heading back to theaters January 2026 in celebration of its 40th anniversary.

'Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair' runtime has been listed at 4 hours and 41 minutes 🎞️ • Has a new 7-minute animated sequence • 15-minute intermission • Potentially more unseen footage

Shoutout to Chicago for the most pleasant DMV experience I have ever had. Not once did I feel the pain and misery of the typical bureaucratic purgatory wait.

Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

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