okay, hear me out what if the reason they sent #Artemis up with MS software chaos is bc, on the off-chance the crew meet hostile aliens, they can just upload Windows to the mothership and let nature take its course

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Akira is a movie about how two best friends love a bike so much that they yell each other's names until one of them turns into a circle :)

In space, no one can hear you Teams

'First humans flying around the moon in 50 years' oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

ireland twitter will never be replaced

'First humans flying around the moon in 50 years' oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

see you all have Challenger trauma, I have Columbia trauma bc the aft camera showed a panel flying off and now I will not sleep until I know what that panel covered

MOON

forgot the most important of the genre

at long last, in 6 days’ time the truth will finally be revealed #Artemis

wait a minute we sent more people to space? they can't just run away from their problems forever

T-7:00 #Artemis

‘first humans flying around the moon in 50 years’ oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

Never not funny…

Saw your boyfriend had a former life

the correct use of the internet!

Dudes rock

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Once again begging you to stop saying "content" and "consume" in relation to art, literature, performance, and anything you aren't literally eating, drinking, or stuffing into a box for storage

I am looking forward to reading this book!

the fuck?!

best use of time lapse filming in the history of the medium, tbh

the pitt is like. rediscovered lost technology of the ancients. secret ancient lost arts forgotten for a 1000 years. what if a show was well lit so you could see what's happening in it. what if the dialogue was good and also audible. what if episodes ended on cliffhangers. what if

My favorite version of this Bridgerton dance trend. This dog is a natural!

look, all I want to know is if, after every filming day, all the Gladiators take the contenders out for a gains-maxing curry

픽사고냥님

Still thinking about Project Hail Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENT: we are currently watching *that* ER S6 two-parter am already traumatised and we’ve only just at the end of the first ep

The AP's story on the IOC's new policy mentions that it "also restricts" athletes like two-time Olympic gold medalist Caster Semenya. That word "also" is doing a lot of work. New piece on who this policy is actually about: www.readtpa.com/p/the-iocs-n...

Oh and also Project Gutenberg - 75,000 free audio and e-books. www.gutenberg.org

雨降り☂️

honestly angry with myself that I don’t own Melodrama or currently have a streaming subscription this morning tbh

delighted to announce the upcoming UK chart resurgence of ‘Green Light’ by Lorde, fuelled entirely by tonight’s writers night attendees at @royalcourt.bsky.social for John Proctor Is The Villain

can exclusively confirm the cause of the weather deciding to weather: I am in London for the first time in ages

😮 is for me? what an utterly beautiful shot

I have somehow never seen this almost certainly best photo I’ll see today/this week, well done everyone involved in making this happen

I just feel like if you're attacking ambulances you're not the good guy

Sometime in the future, when I’m feeling despair, it will help if I can remember that somewhere there is a warm and humorous woman who possesses institutional knowledge on the best ways to feed baby beavers.

*runs in, huffing, twenty hours late* that SNL uk was quite fun actually

there is little that exemplifies 2026 more than runpee and does the dog die succumbing to enshittification

the way this would actually go: - we’d send in Bungle but he’d flail off - then it’d be Blobby but he’d trash the place - Feathers McGraw would somehow scam his way in and steal everything - Kitten Kong would finally dispatch Godzilla by hissing - and the Wombles would reluctantly clean up the mess

bring back the 2000s internet youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

currently doing my best to bring back 2000s era vibes by rebuilding my website as a static site in hard-coded html and css it’s been a nightmare, I love it

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

I'm into my seventh(!) year of doing this show! My nerdy live show is back in #Birmingham next week... mockingbirdcinema.com/MockingbirdC...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

If you have a couple of hours for some theatre and queer joy, go watch Ncuti Gatwa in The Importance of Being Earnest. Today’s the last day you can see it free on YouTube. youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

serious professional writers group chat: *serious professional chat about writing, craft etc* nobody: absolutely nobody: me: THERE’S AN EXAMPLE OF THAT IN HEATED RIVALRY