Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

cat play

really dumb but switching out my PS5 for a miniATX PC really has me missing the little chime a console does when you wake it. unless I use my original Steam Controller (set to the Stay Alive wakeup chime) to wake it up, all I hear is the fans click into motion it's so sad

thinkpad has a problem where basically any time it does a little bit 🤏 of work while unplugged from power it immediately goes to 6% battery life and i'm not sure if it's in my wheelhouse to diagnose whether it's a battery problem or a greater hardware issue 👍

drunk and need someone to convince me that death stranding 2 will save me (i have the money to buy it but generally like to save money where i can because i've remained unemployed for 5 years and am starting to feel the walls closing in on me :) )

I’m old and terminally online enough to remember when “THE PLAYSTATION 3 WILL RETAIL FOR $599 US DOLLARS” was roundly mocked across the internet as being too insane an ask. LOOKS LIKE GIANT ENEMY CRAB AND RIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRR ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

the fuck do you mean "BALLS METER"

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

lmao

Rowling was racist in multiple ways in the text of Potter. She was racist against Caster Semenya. She was antisemitic in the movies and the books. Lets not pretend she only gets a pass on transphobia; she gets a pass on all her bigotry because she is a rich white woman.

The official press office of a democratic presidential hopeful is calling his political opponents gay as an insult. Totally unfit behavior. You're gonna get washed.

it's funny watching people be annoyed about marketing posting "spoilers" for the mario movie like it's real art or something.

27th President of the United States William Howard Taft confirmed for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - new poster

finally getting around to sonic frontiers it's a weird one yeah what if breath of the wild were sonic but also classic 2D and 3D sonic and also an arpg(?)

i’ve taken so much psychic damage

anybody have experience with Alice layout keyboards like, do they actually feel a bit nicer in the wrist to type on, etc

death of the author is intended as a framework for literary analysis that entails disregarding paratext and the intentions of the creator in order to create an "objective" analysis of a text. it's not intended as a way to absolve yourself of guilt for financially contributing to a creator who sucks

whenever I see a post saying "REMEMBER THAT THESE ARE KIDS WHO DON'T KNOW BETTER" re: literally anything regarding transphobic wizard slop show all I can think of is how the person posted that definitely doesn't see trans people and allies worth their salt as [rational] people

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

first time in a long while I've been completely bedridden with a headache :):):):):)

You all might remember my friend Soad in Gaza, who I've fundraised for. She had previously lost access to fundraising as the person who helped her with it prior no longer is able to. Now, she has one again. She also has a message that she wanted me to relay, which I'll share below. 🧵

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up

“It’s inevitable” “you can’t roll it back” “you just have to accept it”

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

bleeeh #halflife

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

yeah

Strong Bad talks about drinks (Poker Night) #b3d #blender #Pokernight #PokerNightAtTheInventory #TF2 #SamandMax #TeamFortress2 #homestarrunner

yeah

Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.

the only thing that makes phantom liberty's ending a Good Ending™️ is that the circumstances make river ward quit his job 👍

a lot of the same people

people actually saying "rip to a legend" when a racist, homophobic, zionist actor that they've never even seen act dies

Also, can we talk about Dan Mora's variant cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC? How cool is this?!?!!!

explaining archival to an american

lol. lmao

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep! www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

most insulting bullshit on the modern internet has got to be those AI listicle/Table of Contents Nonsense Article sites having fucking cloudflare captcha protection

we're sorry our messaging on the slop directly exposed the slop as slop. if only we'd carefully planned to ease you into the slop maybe we could've tricked you into thinking it wasn't slop