pondering my rorb

rat furry who has to always be sitting on the toilet when eating anything

imagine trying to open up a can of pringles to enjoy a tasty treat and you realize you accidentally bought the Vole flavor

Just bumped into an old friend.

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

last repost: amazing how stuttering and having an ulcer are somehow on the same level as having an affair and being a murderer

“Leah was ugly” just stopped my entire being sideways

holy shit i’m an animal

when you read “oh my gods” you know the statement after it is going to be annoying

As someone who started out in mathematics, it's saddening that I find out about these women when they die as opposed to when they were alive 😔

yogurt was helping his uncle craft today

Hmm

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like Episode IV A New Hope There is a man behind you

return the slab

Heartwarming: Man Excitedly Becomes Banjo-Kazooie Character

Another Rat

rat mail!!

thinking about the time i worked at a dunkin donuts and during pride month, they changed out the strawberry sprinkle donut sign for a “pride donut” one

vaporeon and glaceon ko-fi request!

does anyone else get a sudden horrible pain in the tip of their finger and the only way to make it stop is to use your other hand to wiggle it around until it cracks

littlebigplanet is kind of an insane game under the hood actually. this is sackboy's actual "t-pose". The eyes are shrunken down at literally all times, and his arms and legs are modeled in this resting position

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

Show: Sonic X Language: English Country: United States

my controversial opinion is that we don’t need to lie to kids about santa or the easter bunny or the tooth fairy being real. we can just tell them they’re fictional and we’re playing pretend to have fun and they will understand

This is a wonderful annual resource! I’d like to add that your local council may also have troops organized in hospitals, homeless shelters, resident foster homes, refugee centers, or other troops organized specifically to support marginalized kids, some of whom may also be trans.

always hated mr beast but i really did not expect the mormon collab

Hey wanna see a cursed sentence? Seriously. You’ll feel parts of you die as you read it.

had a sims glitch where my engaged lesbian sims suddenly got turned into sisters (they aren’t related. neither of them even have parents) and the only way i could fix it was to basically clone their family and delete the originals

he says this and then expectantly stares at you with big wet sad eyes, hoping youll be the one to suggest ai first

“they did this thing just so i can’t ship this character!” good. we’re going to take all your toys away 😈

gorbils gerbilling

this is genuinely incredible

i made a valentine's day card! orders should open up soon : ) keep an eye out @ topatoco.com/collections/...

i just woke up from a nightmare about missing a flight and one of the many reasons why was because i was busy reading a post criticizing eragon for having a plot point where they drug the dragon. but i never read that book so i don’t even know if that is a thing that actually exists in it

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

Some handy tips on how to have the best multiplayer experience in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!

my sim got this popup while she was in labor

the sim i made cishet is now a bisexual because she fell in love with a transfem nonbinary sim who bought a painting from her

i don’t give a rat’s ass - overused. not even that big a deal because their asses are small i don’t give a rat’s balls - innovative. big deal because their nuts are HUGE

Little poser crew

i am being bathed

my mom was looking at the tv that had subtitles and asked "is that thai? or filipino?" i looked and it was portuguese