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Soup of the day: Beer

my apple got a rise out of him too. Maybe he just hates produce

Could tell I weirded out my coworker trying to explain the enigma of amigara fault manga a little too overzealously and now I don't really want to go back to work. Suppose I could push forward my next consumption of the avocado that brings rage and disgust to feel a sense of control over things

I keep asking Vinnie how he got so old 🥰 good job Vinnie on being old

Incredible video title youtu.be/ZgcHsIxUtVU?...

Saw a cute animal video and went through the crushing despair of "oh wait this might be AI" followed by the instant relief of "oh wait it's 9 years old phew" this is like living in a world where everyone has started glueing pennies to the floor

I've been so good, why don't I deserve the nearly £400 giant cicada ring (I will not get the £380 giant cicada ring)

bonus miso melon juice mouth

Considering having a huge breakfast...

I want a new piercing right now, I want a new tattoo yesterday, I need some vicious boots, I need some kind of leather accessory, I need-

Pew pew

I can't stop thinking about how Holden Caulfield (catcher in the rye) and Shinji Ikari (evangelion) feel so similar to me. Both alienated little teenagers who hate adults and don't feel secure in themselves and are trying to cling to something but they don't know what.

Yesterday my friend asked me what my favourite British bird is (great crested grebe btw) and then we immediately saw two!!! And they even did a little courtship dance

I love this area of my bedroom

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

Fat rat alert 🚨🚨

Can someone make me a bumper sticker that says "stop honking I can't hear the hurdy gurdy"

Well I never actually read the catcher in the rye at school because it wasn't on our curriculum but I just finished it and I loved it so freaking much!!! I don't know if it was supposed to be funny but I found the way Holden described and narrated everything so funny. Got me thinking about ducks.

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about half the time I put my headphones on I forget to then start any music or podcasts and I just sit and stare into the middle distance until I remember I exist

Tipi

Some of my miis obnoxious shirts

Every couple weeks I get an avocado and peel it and eat it at my desk and it makes my coworker so irrationally angry and I find it so funny that it's actually become an enjoyable part of the process that I look forward to.

Anyone wanna take me out day drinking plz

Oh...

Shrew Monk Summer

So, hereditary is a rather good fucking movie huh?

Should I have a little glass of wine ...

bisexual final boss

Inquisitive ham

They should invent a Sunday night that doesn't have work tomorrow

The gym gap beckoned me again

Here are some nice mushrooms

happy pride

Name a more iconic duo

Oh, "if I had legs I'd kick you" was a stark movie to start the weekend on lol I really liked it though

Trevor crushing the box with the huge weight of his rat boobs?

Took a nap and when I woke up these guys were being bathed in the beautiful evening sun

stanced up and for what reason

Palmed #critterposting

Collecting these like Pokémon cards

HAPPY PRIDE

Stress response

Some kind of sacred rat blessing from Vinnie

I really like this game

Tooth pick