Ham caught in the damn act

GRAAHHH found a dragonfly larvae in the shrimp tank this morning, I felt like I could visibly see less smaller shrimp in the tank and I guess I found who's been eating them!! I hope there aren't any others lurking also how the hell did he get in

The size difference between these two is mad. Why is Trevor's head so big

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Work doodle of this scene (no one actually got sacrificed)

I think I can say that introductions are completely done and successful. I've noticed a big change in Trevor yesterday and today, he looks genuinely relaxed and seems to understand the babies only want to play, and he's not just tolerating them he appears to actively like them. Beyond proud 🥲

Got sniffed by Ham

Vlad the most beautiful malformed man on earth

Selfie on my lunch walk, wish I was laying in a field drinking wine on a blanket tbQh

When are the stinging nettles going to start growing so I can eat them

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Trevor and Ham snuggling in a hammock 🥹

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Piglet hungers for buttons

We gave the boys an egg carton which they danced around and worshipped for a couple hours until Trevor crowned himself king of the egg carton, so I trusted them with a box in there overnight and they were all cuddling in it this morning. I think we are ready for the full cage + decor!!!

Had the site manager put this baby back on top of the roof he fell off. Don't jump again until you can fly, dingus!

Almost finished my 3.78L (1 Gallon) jug of franks red hot sauce. 8 months, too long.

Trevs kinda breaking my heart today 😭 He keeps coming over to me and yapping and it's like he's saying "ok mama I made friends can I go home now? 😃" and there's no way for me to explain to him "sorry baby you're going to live out your retirement being humped by frat boys"

We tried putting a hammock in but that was too much for Trev to handle lol. Baby steps, baby steps

Bwaaahh he was all alone in the world but he's making friends 😭 Look how pink his ears are he's so cute I'm so proud of you Trevor!!!

Well that's a rat pile!

They make being a shrimp look so fun.

After a super uneventful few hours we've moved up to a slightly larger cage for overnight!! I hate intros lol but I'm so proud of Trevor, him and Milton were so behaviourally weird and he's doing so good. The baby seam 100% chill with him and he seems largely uninterested at the moment.

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Light pub crawl along fleet street culminating at the fabled Victorian urine deflectors of Clifford's inn passage

At the moment all the young lads are flopped and cuddling but Trevor is standing awkwardly in the corner. Waiting for him to lay down and flop if possible!!! X

Bonk eyes

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A little taste of dark chocolate for the distinguished gentleman. See how he contemplates the taste

Piglet does the red eyed sway 😍

The new one arrived and it was making a bad noise but I think it was just air inside the filter because it got quiet and then I fell asleep on my bed with all my clothes still on. Success!!!

Vlad and Vinnie reunited. Vins neck is all swollen but he seems happy.

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Showing them my shrimp tattoo

Was hoping the new less powerful aquarium filter would arrive today but it's arriving tomorrow. The waters crystal clear and the shrimp seem elated but it sounds like an idling car in my bedroom 🫩 last night I wore my noise cancelling headphones over my in ear headphones & could still hear it

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Took some shrimp pics I quite like

Shrimp

"WHEN CAN I MEET MY NEW FRIENDSSS"

Upon getting home we concluded she was very tired because it was late in the day and she seemed a little fried lmao. I asked if Vinnie had been a good patient and she said "Yes! It's just such a shame he's white." and I kinda just stood there blinking. Then she said "because it was so much effort-

I think these pics are both Ham but without seeing the back stripe it's actually impossible for me to tell them apart lmao

It arrived and it's way too powerful 🫩 it's 4am and I've ordered a smaller one lmao. The waters crystal cleat at least but it sounds like an idling car

We got the call that Vinnie is ok and they removed his lump! Just picking him up now :) Frustratingly they apparently couldn't get through to us on the phone and opened the phone call with "Unfortunately-" (we couldn't get through to you) but it immediately made me start crying lmao

Tomorrow Vinnie will be tumor free one way or another. I feel good about it, if it can be removed yay, if it all goes south at least he goes before it gets painful and overcomes him. Being a rat owner sucks sometimes lol.

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I love this clip of Crumb going full potato mode lol - the fact that she just flopped over and stayed asleep is something I am jealous of, I wish I could sleep as soundly as rats seem to!

My valentine's kiss was from Max today. Then he stood up and put his hands on my forehead and I felt he was giving me a sacred rat blessing

Greetings from the O2 academy Brixton

Ordered a new aquarium filter at like 2:00 a.m. because mine's been suddenly acting up. I can't be bothered with fish tanks honestly. Guys I have like 100 shrimp now also. I'm going to bed