Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

This is my favorite parody account.

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark – a sovereign nation. Venezuela is a sovereign nation. Panama is a sovereign nation. Canada is a sovereign nation. Mexico is a sovereign nation. Ukraine is a sovereign nation.

Make [American] media look silly” 😂😁😂😄 they have no problem doing that on their own.

Re: Epstein Files Leaked GOP memo gives step-by-step instructions on how to use DARVO (deny, attack, reverse victim and offender) a psychological manipulation tactic, to dismiss any Trump wrongdoing, and instead villainize Dems and frame Trump as the victim couriernewsroom.com/news/leaked-...

Seems like 60 Minutes needs to do a 60 Minutes piece on the destruction of 60 minutes. @60Minutes #CBSNewsMAX @CBSNews

Never expect an elected rapist to understand the concept of soft power.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

Erika Kirk, a grift that keeps grifting.

seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

I'm confused, did that guy win a contest to punch Jake Paul

I guess Epstein isn’t in the Epstein files.

They think they’ve bamboozled everyone, but Donnie Dingbat is gonna wear the Epstein Files until hell freezes over!

Brett Ratner? Director of the upcoming Amazon documentary 'Melania' (2026)?

Rick Grennel achieved a dream today by denying a Black woman her vote.

Never forget to comment on any article about featherweight Bari Weiss because she is the type of person who reads EVERY comment about herself.

"It's just a fact: the media is, whether intentionally or subconsciously or whatever, heavily biased...AGAINST Democrats and AGAINST democracy bluevirginia.us/2025/12/thur... h/t @tusk81.bsky.social

The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)

I have seen tons of bears, mountain lions elk, deer on our families ranch in Colorado so many I stopped taking pictures years ago. I have never seen a coyote there. Only place I’ve seen coyotes was Arlington Virginia, Beverly Hills, and on my front doorstep in San Diego.

As Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis stated in 1933; “We can have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both.” Today, at a time of unprecedented income & wealth inequality, his words ring truer than ever.

“Can Erika Kirk help unite a fractured America?” is a real promo CBS is running for their fash-laundering project.

Don’t worry, CBS News is completely unaffected by the new change in management.

> @amysiskind.com

Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.

Nothing shows confidence like threatening your own party.

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This 💯

"You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They don’t need that many. And you don't need 37 gold baby carriages. 2 or 3 is nice. You must go without, even though affordability is a hoax. See? I've fixed the problem!"

The Kremlin has announced their employees of the month.

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

ICYMI: this is very obviously a crisis every bit as emergent - and indivisible from - climate breakdown.

Step 1 denigrate all your allies Step 2 ask them for more basing Step 2 ask them for more basing Step 2 ask them for more basing Is this Pete’s “Based Military” ?

Pete to Putin

From the @wsj.com chief foreign correspondent

If I am ever standing or sitting on top of a capsized boat, I really want observers to assume that I am floating helplessly in the water.

Russia just tried to assassinate Zelensky on EU soil and it's barely news.

Yes

Sadly relevant today.

wild that this guy still has a job

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The only qualification needed for my vote for the next president is the ability to toss Roberts over a 8 foot glass wall on the capital, immediately after taking the oath of office, while yelling “Official Act!”