Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

1. A reminder that former Trump Labor Secretary Alex Acosta — the former U.S. attorney who negotiated the highly controversial 2008 non-prosecution agreement with Jeffrey Epstein — now serves on the board of NEWSMAX.

Apparently we're going to have to translate the fucking Epstein files into Spanish so MAGA will be forced to be angry at them

News just in: Mars in fact further away from Earth than the Moon.

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies. It was a "sideshow," I was told.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

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The worst part of the devastation of the Washington Post may just be who’s still there and in charge.

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

Will Forte doing an Epstein Island skit after staying at Epstein’s NY apartment postarrest was certainly A CHOICE. youtu.be/lHpa62eTUTg?...

True.

The tide is turning on Donald Trump and Stephen Miller's lawlessness. Americans are speaking out, and not just in Texas. We can expect to see these kinds of results in House and Senate races across the country.

Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.

Having hard time finding a public urinal while you are in LA? Here's your answer. www.reuters.com/business/mur...

just choked on my beverage

Palantir's pitch deck was literally how can we directly profit from governments violating civil rights. What if Idi Amin drove a taxi? www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

The evil of this regime has no bounds! 💔

Oh come on Trump is changing out the slushie machine on the Titanic and you are pretending we still aren’t headed to the ocean floor. Times Editors “No, no, no, THIS time we can believe Him”

Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn (Size small)

“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”

Stolen from @aespolitics1.bsky.social

welcome to america, the country that makes you watch executions in the street frame by frame a few times a month just to stay up in current events

The largest Trump superPAC donor so far this cycle is the president of OpenAI

Remember when the world sanctioned Syria for what Trump is doing to the US?

Hey..tax payers in the US..... Milel in Argentina just gave 1B to Trump to be on "peace board! YOUR MONEY

Gavin is the billionaire's boy. California Public Utilities Comm. continually gives the OK for astronomical rate increases. San Diego pays the highest KWH in the United States. Year after year SDG&E posts record profits and CPUC OKs to jack up the rates. In LA, a public utility, pays 35% less.

A lot of people are mocking JD Vance for comparing our economy to the Titanic, but it's a great analogy -- the wealthiest survived in half-full lifeboats while the rest of the passengers drowned and froze.

Why doesn’t Bruce Wayne simply use his fabulous wealth to build a robot that makes illegal pornography?

This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained

“They need that money to invest in businesses!” And to suppress the media.

It would be trivially easy to purge these ghouls from anything related to national security, just start drug-testing them

Ponzi scheme could collapse without new marks (ahem) investors

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland. And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

‼️🇺🇸🍊 VS 🇬🇱 #Greenland

Will this fuhrer bunker also have a burn pit? How do I donate for the burn pit?

China has quietly mobilized thousands of its fishing vessels twice in recent weeks to form massive floating barriers of at least 200 miles long, showing a new level of coordination that could give Beijing more ways to impose control in contested seas - NYT.

invading Switzerland after refusing to believe their claims that they have no power over the award of the Fifa Peace Prize

Norwegian PM getting thrust into the center of WWIII because a bunch of assholes in Pennsylvania voted for a pedophile who can't read

Their behavior is utterly inhumane. In Morristown, New Jersey, ICE abandoned a six-year-old girl on the side of a busy road after abducting and disappearing her father on January 18, 2026.

He’s confused because he’s thinking of himself

We can all agree that Mike Johnson has a humiliation kink, right?

Fuck Trump and every US citizen who voted for him.