Mike Johnson’s not a Speaker; he’s a spokesman. The House doesn’t move until Trump says fetch. Johnson won’t bring the House back until Trump wants them back.

Russian Telegram reporting comrade Trump’s support for Putin’s illegal land grabs - as if stealing land from your neighbour can be legitimised. “Putin will take something from Ukraine, he won this property — Trump”.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

No Kings Rally Trump Inauguration

I guess she can’t ride a broom anymore because she shot all her flying monkeys in the face.

MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement. They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.

I feel like George Santos exemplifies a lot of what’s broken in the “justice” system. He was a corrupt politician, he briefly experienced the horrors of inhumane prison conditions, then the corrupt president moved to yank him out—and his victims received none of what they were owed in the process

Bonkers dinger.

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Did you know that the @netflix.com app was created using A.I.?

Any questions?

Biden took the oath of office on Jan. 20th. Pretty impressive and shrewd of him to place the FBI in the crowd on Jan. 6 before he was even sworn in as President.

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

Nothing shows more that Billionaires have no foresight than them funding AI to make more money and supposedly to solve all the world's problems. Because the first thing that AGI agent would say is the solution for the world is to get rid of the billionaires.

Nothing like waking up and telling yourself I’m gonna go out and give a hundred kids PTSD before 9:15. Absolute ghouls.

Oooops

The idea that AI slop videos are essentially Trumps main diet would explain a lot…

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

Speaker Johnson is fighting release of the Epstein files

Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.

If Trumps getting that much money. Shouldn’t everyone who has ever been suspended by YouTube get some cash.

I guess Battlefield 6 is getting a free Bonesaw the Journalist mission addon?

⚡️The Economist maps Russia’s hybrid-warfare attacks across Europe.

Same.

Flash Update: Battle for Portland. Please pray for Portland.

Appropriate music and caption added... 🤌 Fuck trump & fuck 🧊. 💯

Portland Strong 💪 💙

It’s Grifters all the way down.

We need to be frank, John Roberts is not is great legal mind or a shrewd careerist. He lacks the ability to look to the past or even 5 minutes towards the future. He is simply a giant fucking dumbass who terminally failed upwards, like the majority of the crusty white losers destroying America.

Within a week my Pimax crystal super 57ppd arrived (ordered in November) and my BigScreenBeyond2e arrived (ordered in May). Unfortunately the RX lenses for the Pimax are stuck in customs and the controllers for the BSB2e are bumping around UPS trucks somewhere. BSB2 is crazy small. Le sigh.

No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

MAGAGRIFT, THAT NAME AGAIN MAGAGRIFT!

Rural hospitals, no. Argentina, yes.

They've lost the 9yos

What the news looks like to the average Trump voter:

"And of course, we'll need your most solemn sparkler display. Ideally something that would pair well with the Village People?"

My daughter and I were driving past State Farm Stadium about 20 minutes before the start of the Charlie Kirk deification, and this is what the freeway & parking lots looked like. For context, a concert like Taylor Swift’s would mean sitting in traffic for an hour or more & packed parking lots. 😂

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ shut down an FBI probe after agents caught Border Czar Tom Homan on tape taking $50,000 in cash from undercover operatives posing as contractors in exchange for promised gov’t contracts. MSNBC’s Carol Leonnig & Ken Dilanian with a massive scoop. Link in reply.

You must deify and worship St. Charlie or face dire consequences.

Administration : we can either ask the entire journalist profession to become stasi mouthpieces or we can ask Pete Hegseth to stop conducting airstrikes in signal group chats with his wife Administration : so the answer was obvious

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Fuck the idiots at Disney for kowtowing to the orange baboon. Good luck to Disney, because giving into blackmail always works, they never comeback and demand even more, right? 👌