TCG folks, does anyone have experience with or know anyone with a Phyzbatch 9000? My store is looking into a second card sorter and I'm curious about user experiences with this one

[explaining the horse girl gacha game] so a girl can't be her own mother, but she can be her own grandmother. If you have a group with stats you want you can have them take turns being the moms and—hey stop getting horny about this, do you want to win the Japanese Derby or not

unbelievable, the lighting in the plastic surgeons bathroom was better than the patient rooms today 😔

zohran mamdani

with each passing hour that I say "I'm chillin'" the New Englanders grow more horrified at my heat tolerance

the heat wave cannot harm you if you simply do not show fear

is that a good number for an LGS to be at?

as someone with a family history and a couple of very tough anniversaries, it's incredibly difficult to exist in spaces that are so casual with suicide jokes

I have flown 3 times this weekend with no one but the mandate of heaven in the adjacent seat

she's taking me to all the Richmond landmarks

wait TSA pre-check is how much? shit

for the low, low price of an orchiectomy you too can skip the complimentary groping before your 7 AM flight

Kafhime lesbians real @twinkofswords.bsky.social

hey card game oomfs, who's visiting me in Hartford this weekend?

From the Archives — 2022 05 04-10

Usul, we have popesign the likes of which even GOD has never seen

i'll reach you

The silly snoozer

new co-worker started yesterday

the girl helping me color match makeup today complimented my face and without thinking I replied "thanks! my surgeon did a great job :)" I'm not sure I know how to talk to cis people anymore

happy lesbian visibility day, I've done quite a bit of lesbian visibility 🥰

the spring's inaugural round of epilation is done and I am filled with seething hatred for all life

4 cards to get to know me

it sucks that there's nothing you can do about your weaknesses other than to accept them or gently address them. you should be able to crystallize them into a dagger

"damn, they're making fakes that pass the rip test now, that's crazy" ".........shit"

“Life is too short, and love is too long” Undead toxic lesbians for @reyhan710.bsky.social 💛💜 #anafenza #sidisi #mtg #mtgtdm #fnmships #ayseneinart

"My friend from Tarkir" -new Multiversal slang for "trans"

The Unknown — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com

If you're driving through Texas, and you stop at Buc-ee's instead of a Czech family bakery turned gas station, you're a fool and a coward

too many of us heard Ye say he'd do anything for a blonde dyke and said "just like me fr", willing a very strange reality into being

I am very grateful for @lastweektonight.com for talking about trans people in sports. I want to be very clear that I didn't transition to get better at sports; I transitioned to get better at Magic the Gathering. It hasn't worked, but I want that on the record.

if I read enough yuri it will cure me of this cold

T4T DEER ⚧️ Done in 2024, but felt like reposting, one of my favorite queer pieces I’ve done 🏳️‍⚧️

Me when I'm behind the counter at the LGS and my friends walk in

Abzan is the new transgender clan on Tarkir, rip Alesha

Rena and I have been looking to foster a NYC-based community for queer Magic players, and we’re excited today to launch Lotus Bloom! We’ll be hosting monthly Cube & Commander nights, with much more to come. We can’t wait for you to join us at our first event on May 6th!

happy *reads smudged writing on hand* trains day of viscosity. may all your transit be gloopy i guess

TARKIR: DRAGONSTORM DECK DUMP THREAD 50+ decks for Standard, Pioneer, Modern and more! DFT deck dump sponsored as always by @tcgplayer.com and Channel Fireball Click below for a visual list with imports, buy options, and deck descriptions:

I have banished the demons whispering at me to cut my hair short again

From the Archives — 2022 03 23-29

CHARLOTTE THE GODFORSAKEN

mice got the cheese RW Mice 🧀🧀 Mono-Red Mice 🧀🧀 UR Cycling 🐈🧀🧀 ID to top cut BG Balemurk 🧀🧀 Mono-Red rematch 🧀🐈🧀

whispering "it's just like balatro" at poker night as I play a high card, horribly lose, and then strip off another piece of clothing

whoops, last RCQ of the season is at the same time as the home base store champs, guess I'm LCQing

swordplay. 🗡️🎨 #art #ocsky #oc

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?