Stupid fucking pumpkin

Top 8'd the challenge today w/ my first time playing prowess in modern. Deck feels sweet, I love casting Expressive Iteration.

I Went To RC Houston And All I Got Was Acute Sinusitis

The scariest part of the RC being in Houston is that by Sunday I could feel my southern accent creeping back so i just went and sat in boston traffic for half an hour as vocal therapy

"How did I get a sinus infection??" I ask myself after spending a weekend at a magic event in a place with poor air quality, not drinking enough water, and not eating regularly balanced meals

4 beers deep in IAH, 20 minutes till boarding ask me anything

Selling this Aerith promo to pay for the 4 fried catfish dinners ive had ordered to my hotel room this weekend

My opponent blew up 2 urzas towers in a turn and offered me a surprised "Oh!" When I told him that he 9/11'd me at table 420

Sunday Hangover RCQ time baby

For @caseymiller1215.bsky.social

If anyone is staying at the holiday inn by nrg and wants to hang out this weekend lmk and ill hit u up if I have free time. Otherwise im gonna keep playing fishing simulator

Just landed in Houston and im already regretting the coat and cardigan I have on

Off to Houston!

Lavender time 💜

omg dude you are so father for this. you are totally serving cock right now

If i do something crazy like win a RC my first proclamation as a magic the gathering micro celebrity will be less universes beyond and more titties on cards

This shit bangs btw

Ill stop winning games when Belcher players stop falling for the MB stone brain in post board games, and when people stop giving me free wins vs goryos and fartifacts. @fireshoes.bsky.social

anyways this game is fucking easy

Does anyone know if the Through The Omenpaths 1 sets on MTGO are going to be redeemable as paper spiderman sets?

Okay since im going to RC Houston: does anyone know any lgbt friendly tattoo artists in the area near the NRG Center? I gotta keep the ritual going.

Can't believe my ass is visiting Houston again... its been so long LMAO

Looking to borrow this list for RC Houston. Please hmu if you have leads. mtgtop8.com/event?e=7398...

sorry i couldnt play league this weekend i was busy eating out my cabal of eunuchs

I think its okay for me to be a nonbinary chaser if it keeps them from having ugly boyfriends and disappointing sex

1st place Gemini cup with the same Golshi that won me the Taurus cup! Shes truly the goat and I will never part with her.

Oh also im bright red again

My first short STRESS FRACTURE was picked up for distribution by the Chicago-based indie streaming service OTV! The film is available to stream TODAY, AUGUST 1, either online at watch.weareo.tv or on the #OTVAPP, which you can download for free here: bit.ly/m/otvapp. Yay!

Shoujou kageki... Revue Starlight!

here’s wife looking terrified in my new shirt design go to dannyisonline.shop to grab some orbs to ponder design by @/avril.en on insta shoutout to @holdtheelle.bsky.social for looking terrified in this video i love my wife ✨🧙‍♂️⛰️

Looking to sell my pack fresh Dragonscale Misty Rainforest for $200 if anyone is interested

My hardcover copy of my favorite GL Webcomic, Muted by @mirandamundt.bsky.social, came in today!! I super recommend everyone give it a read!! As a lesbian from Louisiana its a very special read to me!

How is got @twinkofswords.bsky.social hooked on horse girls along with "its anime girl balatro when you break it down"

Sorry Magic posting is gonna be scarce until I go to Houston and Vegas for Modern RCs. Ill probably look for people to test with around late August/September. Otakon is in a month so thats my focus at the moment!

Im obsessed with this idiot horse

Lmao guess who just got fired without notice or cause because of "budget reasons" and "restructuring" If you know any remote IT, technical writing, or programming jobs please hit me up, or if you are an IRL friend and know local jobs for me hmu as well What a fucking miserable Tuesday

Beach 💜

Damn im good

uh oh i built a commander deck moxfield.com/decks/hxOdAa...

The best thing about being autistic about numbers is I have all my previous employers proprietary recipes memorized so I can make killer burgers

Im making burgers tonight what do yall want on em?

Arena ladder ass pt

Emo night fit check

My Final Fantasy haul!

Pride party rager at my place 2nite dm for details

Today im big chicken