"nothing good comes easy" ok well tell that to the heroine of justice after a whole two minutes of succubus footjob. force her to admit that she's already fallen to evil because she couldn't hold out any longer.

im literally just a cutes

remember, quite a lot of soldiers end up as veterans, rife with trauma and PTSD. do your part to help them not end up like that. fuck their wives and send anonymous proof. if you do it often enough you can probably get them to take out a commanding officer or two as they go.

i dont get how mech pilots do it...you have the mech, and the stern but attractive older woman controlling you, but like. where's the feet stuff..,,..i signed up for being crushed underfoot and they gave me a handler????? hello? those are the opposite of feet this is bullshit,..,.,.

severely mishearing my tank's warning about the dungeon's difficulty. she keeps looking at me weirdly but I thought she told me to "frot with danger" and the monstergirls seem pretty into it so.,.,...

in the boss battle. straight up "swallowing my pride". and by "my pride", haha, well. let's just say. the demon queen's peanits.,.,..

ok I get that you are mad about how temporal causality is fucked, but have you considered that time looks REALLY hot now that her fabric is all torn up.,.,.,..

trying to corrupt an it/its angel girl because tragically my package is average sized and good things only come in small packages :(

puppygirl who vows that no pits will be bottomless as long as she's around to nuzzle her nose into them.,.,.,.,..,.,...

my "I'm literally just a girl" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt

starting a new assassin business. the plan is to hire immortal femme fatales and outfit them with uranium-235 brassieres. as soon as they rip their clothing off the target is gone in a flash.

the perverted catgirl will let it be known she has only love in her heart and cum in her belly, which all the people she loves inform her is *supposedly* better than the other way around. catphobic of them to not let her have a nibble or twenty from their tender arm meat >:(

her: y'know, we've been talking for a while, and I think it's time we took the next step in our relationship. would you like to join my steam family? me: *deliriously horny* cna i be the younger siste,r.,..,...,..

girl who keeps getting called 'juice box' as a term of endearment and hasn't yet made up her mind on whether "getting to meet my ex sanguination" is more evidence for getting fucked by a vampire or by a cool goth girl.

getting yelled at by my yandere on how I need to take this more seriously just because I'm into intox play and offered her some chloroform to use on me. was kind of hoping I'd be tied to her bed getting used rn, not listening to her lecture me on proper drugging methods :/

I appreciate the promotion opportunities and the compliment, but I wish she wouldn't tell me she "sees some of her younger self" in me mid makeout..,..,.

dom forcing her pet to eat her out before it gets its daily dose of estradiol. it's impurrtant it gets the full sub lingual experience

her plan to create the fastest naval ship ever has been foiled by being unable to acquire a large enough supply of puppygirls. at this point it'll be a pipe dream for her to get enough knots to compete.,.,.,..

went on a date with a nice flame elemental. it was going well but I forgot to bring any fire resistance so had to call it off less than a minute into the makeout. she was really hot but I had to decline her offer to help relieve me because I'm not sure I could have handled the heat stroke :(

please keep your puppygirl on a leash. I'm sure it is a very good girl, and well behaved, and it isn't usually like this, but it has gone too far. the pupbortion clinic has started offering me buy 1 get 1 free deals with how often it keeps putting litters in me, and I'm tired.,.,

causing psychic damage by sending her a picture of my factory setup and forcing her to be nicies about it even though it's 617% spaghetti.

robotgirl having second thoughts about her no loads refused party after someone brings a USB with the installation wizard for League on it

poly weddings probably go hard. you can now kiss the bride, and the bride, and the bride, and the bride..,.,.,..

I hate puppygirl marching band what do you mean I need to have a rod in my penits to complete the sound off :(

'catgirl seeking behavior' and it's a cute girl going pspspspsps and dangling a package of mochi out to attract more catgirls

forcing the shy catgirl to top because if she's really a catgirl she must be quite skilled at going in and out over and over again and mmph.,.,..,...

maid girl in heat trying her best to maintain a sense of decorum even as she is, as her princess says, getting sloppy moppy

me: whoaghg..,.,you want to link souls? how sweet <3 her, having not yet seen how jealous I am or that I have taught my Graveler linked to her Gardevoir Self Destruct: yeah, it is <3

the Terry's Chocolate Orange Mint flavor stunningly departs from its predecessor in many ways. the most notable is the complete lack of subtlety. a strong, overpowering mint flavor forces her way into your mouth and every second intensifies her control over your tastebuds.

southern flame elemental trying to start a comedy group with an animated croissant girl. she doesn't know what their content will be but she already knows the dynamic duo of Burn & Bread is destined for great things

my "please catnap and abuse me" croptop is getting a lot of questions already answered by my croptop.

the worst bit is we aren't even drugging the mech pilots. they are all just like that for some pawsitive attention. you call her a good girl and give her 6mg estradiol, 200mg prog, and her daily vitamins and she WILL kill people for you.

girl who goes, like, nya and stuff :3c

Idk why chronomancy is considered a hard to get into magic. It's pretty straightforward, besides the occasional requirements to satiate the Serpent who Oversees Time. And she mostly forces you to make out with your paradox copy while she plays with herself, so like, not a hard ask for time magic.

"I wouldn't want to eat my friends". coward. you going to go "oh no she's my friend I can't do that" when you are in the mountains after a horrific aquarium date gone wrong? not me. i'm diving in and eating her out like our life depends on it. any real friend is worth eating.

it turns out while most behaviors can be excused by sad kitty eyes and going "but its for emotional support" SOMEHOW squishing her boobs "doesn't count". catphobic behavior tbh.

give that special puppygirl in your life a ring! it's stylish, it's classy, it shows ownership, and it prevents her from putting her knot in anyone without your purrmission! does require your puppygirl is at least partially naked so the ring is shown but she's into that, soooo

making quick christmas prepurrations. I didn't really know what to get her, but then I remembered a time honored tradition and that she's a foot pervert. it was really easy to combine the two, and I think she enjoyed making use of her stocking stuffer <3

whoaghghg it's me being cute and and fully dressed as per usual :3c

I need the kind of prog that activates unsettling fast with horrifying flesh rending SFX as the entire screen fades to black to spare you the view, and then when it fades back in the room is broken down and splattered with mystery goo and I look the same but with D cups.

i think if the TSA every flight is going to uncomfortably grope me for the crime of having a cute girldick the least they can do is have an unhinged goth woman who tells me to be a good girl for her be the one doing the groping.....,.

it is 4:40 AM and I am OPERATING ON ALL CYLINDERS, if all cylinders means 1 hour of sleep, 2 hours of league of legends, and 3.5 hours of intense lesbian thoughts.

for a catgirl like me getting bred is litterly goals

celebrate this veteran's day the traditional way by fucking a soldier's wife in front of him!

it'd really suck if there were such a thing as a straight monstergirl. imagine a slimegirl in that world. she'd be so dry she'd be a silica gel packet girl within the hour :(

pathetic gamer roommate who keeps telling at me to touch grass, and her gorgeous alraune girlfriend who is disrobing and beckoning me over from the other room.,.,..,.

turns out the necromantic school frowns upon your reason for learning the unholy arts being a so-called "frivolous" reason. Which is stupid. It's valid to want to get the gossip from anybody who had been followed through on "two can keep a secret if one of them is dead".

android girl getting frustrated. she keeps trying to attract a cute catgirl but the catgirl only wants to get into the cardboard girl's box..,.,..

banned from making slogans. I thought "it's "you need to be quiet for big sis~" not "you need to be quiet for big cⅰs~"" was a good one for t4t but apparently it gives the wrong idea! which is bullshit. even my sister owner thought my idea was good :(