Simon Batistoni
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Professional nerd for nearly a quarter-century. Dad, complete with dad jokes.
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Erin Reed
1 day ago
One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background. The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.
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James Vincent
1 day ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Cat Manning
2 days ago
most depressing billboard I have ever seen
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Sanho Tree
5 days ago
This is disgraceful. They should be at home with their families. Instead, Trump is forcing them to walk around in the cold for his fascist national security theater. DC is absolutely dead this time of year. Thereâs nobody here to âterrorize.â Just pathetic all around.
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Anna Dent
6 days ago
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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Timothy Burke
6 days ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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After a little optical sensor difficulty, I finally got my Reachy Mini up and running tonight, andâwow. Itâs still a dimwit LLM that canât do simple multiplication, but itâs striking how much more engaging it is dealing with an embodied chatbot. Like, scarily so?
huggingface.co/spaces/polle...
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Reachy Mini - a Hugging Face Space by pollen-robotics
Use Reachy Mini to interact with and learn from an open-source robot designed for human-robot interaction and creative coding. You can program its movements and expressions to create engaging exper...
https://huggingface.co/spaces/pollen-robotics/Reachy_Mini
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Kat Tenbarge
7 days ago
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when itâs independent from the power itâs supposed to hold to account, which means ownership canât have anything to do with those in power
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Kris Straub (Ù۱ÙŰł)
8 days ago
please let âbugs bunnyingâ become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it
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Adam Sharp
8 days ago
Thereâs an Arabic version of âevery cloud has a silver liningâ that translates to âno cows, no feeding them at dawn.â A Scots version is âtodayâs rain is tomorrowâs whisky.â And a Romanian phrase for looking on the bright side is un Èut Ăźn fund, un pas Ăźnainte, or âa kick in the ass, a step forwardâ
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Mark Harris
7 days ago
Because Bari Weiss is an opportunistic political maneuverer, it probably doesn't get said clearly enough that she is also an astounding clod, in wildly over her head. The fact that she seems to have spiked this story without realizing this would happen tells you all you need to know about her.
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Deb Chachra
7 days ago
The work that scholars and researchers actually do is the work that people *think* AI is doing. You read all sorts of things. You make connections. You notice where the holes are â what *hasnât* been observed, questioned, investigated. You synthesize it into something that has never existed before.
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If cavemen, on discovering fire, had applied it to everything they didâthe way many are trying to force LLM systems nowâhuman history wouldâve been much shorter and way flamier.
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Was just reminded of the San Francisco Tamale Lady of yore, and it is deservedly righteous that she meets wikipediaâs standard for notability!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgini...
I had so many nights in SF circa-2008 that were vastly improved when Virginia showed up at the door of the bar
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Virginia Ramos - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Ramos
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Michael Hobbes
8 days ago
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
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Travis R. Eby
12 months ago
I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and hereâs Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!
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john granule
9 days ago
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible
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Yay,
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is back!
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9 days ago
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âRachel Maddow just issued a dire warning on NBCâ ⊠apparently the Dems are now sending grift-spam texts through a time-portal from 2015
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Richy Craven
14 days ago
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Iâve legitimately had to gun it in an emergency exactly once in 30 years (and probably 30,000 miles) of driving, to avoid a car that was careening across the freeway from behind me.
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15 days ago
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Jimmy Two Hands (cozy era)
15 days ago
THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
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Your annual reminder that the Time team realized years ago that "Person of the Year" gets way more engagement when people are pissed.
17 days ago
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Nothing emphasizes that dogs are half-reprogrammed wolves more than an accidentally-dropped chicken bone
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My medical anxiety loves this cartoon
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More than half the jokes in this are lifted straight from National Lampoonâs Christmas Vacation
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20 days ago
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Was thinking this the other day, noticing the 20+ âdubai chocolateâ products now sprinkled around my local Publix.
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James Vincent
21 days ago
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Congrats, Google. Youâve made the act of adding a fucking thermostat to your fucking app so frustrating I gave up and ordered a competitor as a replacement. Reminds me I need to finish kicking Gsuite out of my life over Christmas break.
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magdiel
about 1 month ago
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John Skiles Skinner
22 days ago
I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss. We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
22 days ago
it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
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JP
22 days ago
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
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'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
https://johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-dancer-a-measured-response
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Ryan Marino, MD
23 days ago
$20 billion could end homelessness in the US $40 billion could end hunger globally Both would still only cost 3/4 of what Meta blew on Mark Zuckerbergâs obviously bad ideas because nobody would tell him they were stupid because heâs worth over $200 billion because he doesnât pay his share of taxes
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Nathan Grayson
24 days ago
dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
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Kevin M. Kruse
25 days ago
Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trumpâs white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why Americaâs identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
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depths of wikipedia
25 days ago
There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!
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Aw, RIP Claude
www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
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Claude, San Franciscoâs beloved albino alligator, dies at 30
Claude, the California Academy of Sciencesâ rare albino alligator and one of San Franciscoâs most recognizable residents, has died at age 30.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/claude-albino-alligator-san-francisco-dies-30-21219416.php
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I feel like, as they age, Alton Brown and Adam Savage are converging towards being the same person. I would also pay good money to see them do some kind of show together
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Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUXDhIBxis
27 days ago
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ok fine I *do* want
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
30 days ago
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says âwe heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kidsâ and a mother wails in agony
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Siri accepting my response âyarpâ as an affirmative is the first truly joyful technology experiences Iâve had in quite a while
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals youâve seen in your back garden - Hummingbird (CA) - Coyote - Alligator - Possum (front half thereof) - Buzzards (circling as I carried the half-possum to the compost pile on a shovel) Floridaâs a trip
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Patrick Chovanec
about 1 month ago
Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.
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Cameo Wood
about 1 month ago
Thrilled to share the Point Reyes Myriorama: a storytelling art deck inspired by the National Seashore and my love of Philip Pullman. I teamed up with artist Carrie Alyson of Aspenhearted. Preorder now for early 2026 delivery:
www.pointreyesmyriorama.com
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The Point Reyes Myriorama | 24-Card Illustrated Deck
Explore Point Reyes through 24 illustrated cards. Every edge lines up seamlessly to create infinite panoramic landscapes. Includes guidebook.
https://www.pointreyesmyriorama.com/
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Trying to figure out why Facebook have spent a bazillion dollars spamming the Macyâs Thanksgiving Parade show with an ad for the product they were offering 15 years ago.
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I continue to love how The Onion has just completely taken off the gloves (and picked up a glass-studded baseball bat)
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