Please just get to the part where he skips town

I wrote some dumb jokes about one of the even dumber recent video game discourses. Excited for weird people online to be super normal about it.

Mensa Reddit is amazing

For those dealing with the 101Soundboards issue of scraping your content for their AI TTS, I have setup a document with all the places you can file an appeal, and formatted some DMCA wording in a template for your use if you'd like. It's in da cloud at: drive.proton.me/urls/WVDFY67...

Streamers: a site called 101Soundboards.com has scraped streamer clips to make AI TTS Voice boards. If you don’t think you’ve been affected, look anyway. I did and, luckily, mine was taken down before I could submit my takedown demand. Just check and, if you have one up, demand a takedown.

My daughter took this picture on the road. Loafy the Bread Sprite will happily remind us what kind of hell it would be to live in a world without bread.

Look it may be mother's day but it is also going to be hockey night

I usually try to explain it like this: picture the human pet guy as Ted Cruz. Now imagine they're Ethiopian. Doesn't look so much like 9/11 was caused by schoolchildren fighting now, does it?

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

What's this? Paintings done in two hours? Two of them? For commission?

yay weekend

The thing Americans need to figure out is why Trump isn’t the greater problem. He’s the logical conclusion to the greater problem started long before any of us were born. The greater problem will not die with Trump.

A nightclub in Mexico City has gone viral for charging Americans a nearly $300 cover charge, while citizens from any other country pay just $20 for access

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

The fact that she got banned without even naming him really gives up the game.

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

i thought my reason for getting banned on here was the funniest, but then i thought sridhar's reason for getting banned on here was the funniest but no. this is the funniest reason to get banned on here. baby site for babies lol

TORNADO EMERGENCY CONTINUES FOR THE WARNED AREAS BELOW!! IF SOMEHOW YOU HAVEN'T YET, TAKE SHELTER NOW!!!

The CC on this Tornado Emergency is terrifying. There's so much debris being pulled back into the circulation. I pray its all trees.

FAIR RIVER MS MONTICELLO MS ROSELLA MS TORNADO EMERGENCY HEADING YOUR WAY SHELTER NOW. SEEK A STURDY STRUCTURE. MOBILE HOMES ARE DEATH TRAPS. #WEATHER #MSWX

TORNADO EMERGENCY CONE HAS BEEN EXTENDED!!! IF YOU ARE IN THIS WARNING AREA, TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!!

TORNADO EMERGENCY!!! THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF WARNING BY THE NWS!! A LARGE, DESTRUCTIVE TORNADO IS IN PROGRESS!! TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER IF YOU ARE IN THE WARNED AREAS, PREFERABLY UNDERGROUND OR ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH!!! #mswx #MSTornado

Tornado Emergency has been expired. All Tornado Warnings should be taken seriously for the rest of the night. These storms are extremely dangerous! Heed any warnings you receive and take shelter!

TORNADO EMERGENCY CONTINUES!!! A LARGE, CATASTROPHIC TORNADO IS IN PROGRESS!! TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER IF YOU ARE IN THE WARNED AREAS, PREFERABLY UNDERGROUND OR ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH!!! #mswx #MSTornado

THIS IS NOW A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION!!! A LARGE, DAMAGING TORNADO IS IN PROGRESS!! TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER IF YOU ARE IN THE WARNED AREA, PREFERABLY UNDERGROUND OR ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!

TORNADO EMERGENCY!!! THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF WARNING BY THE NWS!! A LARGE, DESTRUCTIVE TORNADO IS IN PROGRESS!! TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER IF YOU ARE IN THE WARNED AREAS, PREFERABLY UNDERGROUND OR ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR OF A STURDY BUILDING!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH!!! #mswx #MSTornado

Exposing the fake Canadians on Youtube pushing to join the US | www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaf...

Team work makes the dream work

There are many bad tastes in the world. But I stand by the worst being "I brushed my teeth not long enough ago and then drank orange juice and instantly regretted it"

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

quick check of @hockey-reference.com This is tied for the fewest shots on goal EVER in an NHL win and a new record for fewest shots in an NHL playoff win and it came in a Game 7

The opening band has taken the stage. Finish your cigarettes and hit the head

Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

the first between Tidal, Apple, and Spotify to ban AI songs will get a windfall of new subs and the other two will get crumbs

Good morning everyone.

thank you for the split screen here

Sorry I just find this song inherently awesome DO YOU LIKE.... MY CARRRrrr?!

This is Cooper. He tried to politely decline the blowout, but apparently it's a nonnegotiable part of his spa package. 13/10 (IG: biscuitsandbathnyc)

Live premiere starting Friends youtu.be/NF2JSw2GFgA?...

Ever wanted to hear an AI voice tie itself up like a balloon animal?

armed, grown men stalking daycares and we’re supposed go about our day like that’s ok

This is one very photogenic dog, and another equally photogenic dog with some brutal seasonal allergies. 13/10 for both (TT: lisa.bean123)

One of the problems with technology today is if you're a millenial/xennial you remember when tech worked.

Reminding y’all that this Saturday is Free Comic Book Day so go visit your local comic store, pick up some free goodies and buy some cool shit!