I’m old enough to remember when cabinet nominees had to withdraw from consideration because 15 years earlier they paid their nanny in cash.

Just discovered that it’s Thursday after thinking all day that it was Friday. Devastated.

Starting to feel like those older people in the pharma commercial doing group tai chi except that’s how I move all the time.

Health terrorist RFK JR & his appartchiks’ lethal mischief gets a hard-science smackdown from WSJ edit board. "Denying patients a life-saving medicine for inexplicable reasons” means "the FDA needs a change in leadership." gift link www.wsj.com/opinion/fda-...

Is there anyone alive who can tell which Mission Impossible movie is which? Is such a great mind extant in this universe?

honestly it’s hilarious that he’s trying to fight the pope and the pope is like “I don’t think about you at all”

this happened last night. That is Craig Kimbrel loading up to pitch to Ohtani as the catcher was walking out for a mound visit lol. Nobody was killed.

The 2,000-year-old marble head of the Greek goddess Aphrodite discovered in the ancient city of Aizanoi in western Turkey.

i always take a moment to appreciate good book cover design

Beyond parody

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Norm and Bondi both did the only thing that can get you fired from this administration: they screwed up on TV.

In space, no one can hear you turn it off and back on.

Is he really saying “at least it’s not Vietnam?”

He always says Stone Ages plural.

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

“Accept all cookies” used to be generally good advice…

I mean there it is.

reading a book about iran. apparently the gov there is run by a Supreme Leader who has conducted mass deportations, sent forces into cities, uses state licenses to control media, labeled protestors "enemies," slapped tariffs on industries, and is supported by religious extremists. didn't know this.

What are we doing here?

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

> @scottmelkerr.bsky.social

Not a huge fan the Eagles music, but “my oh my, you sure know how to arrange things” is a pretty good burn.

Maybe we give Greenland to Iran in the peace deal

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

I do love when people whose job has been "hot take" for 35 years start questioning whether someone else has the necessary Ph.D in hot takes to have an opinion

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

The Brooklyn Nets scored 24 points in a half of an NBA regular season game.

Clearly, he spoke to a former president using a Ouija board.

Is she married to Wilson from Home Improvement? #oscars

this means it is not open for transit

Starting a new job Monday. Last day at the old job today. Never worked with so many absurdly, comically dumb people before. Not setting an alarm tonight.

@gojeffgo.com In Los Angeles, you can get a masters degree from Udemy. www.runnersworld.com/news/a706418...

I'm crying... youtu.be/EMRJT2ebvAk?...

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her. Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

I’m good at Jeopardy! She’s good at dancing. I jokingly threw an “et tu Brute?” into a conversation and she had no idea what I was talking about. This isn’t going to work, I think.

Really looking forward to this spring and summer, and the final Major League Baseball season.

Rubio: We are absolutely going to achieve the objectives we can’t quite define

Rubio answering questions right now with responses that absolutely defy parody.

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

A draft emergency executive order to declare a national emergency to allow President Donald Trump to take unprecedented control over voting is being circulating by anti-voting activists who said they are in coordination with the White House. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

“New Generation Cartel” sounds like a boy band.

Not a big hockey fan but I’m watching because I understand that sometimes the goalies stand in their heads. Hoping for something like that.

I can answer this one. The president of the United States is dangerously psychotic and no one in his political party will say it, nor will 95% of American media.

I liked Bugonia but the aspect ratio was bullshit.

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

😂😂😂

Deni Avdija has had a great breakthrough season, but MIP should go to Jalen Johnson. He has just turned into a monster this season.

I am expecting an offer letter on Monday for a new job I will likely be starting in a few weeks. Keeping this secret from my coworkers is honestly kind of thrilling. Am I some kind of sicko?