Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head. That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

HUNT: So do you think the actions the DOJ is taking this are specifically designed to protect Donald Trump? JAMIE RASKIN: Well, what else? Yeah

For a man that regrew his ear it’s strange that his hand is always in recovery mode

#Caturday kip. Tommy imbided. Tommy kipped! #tistheseason #cats #catsofblusky #hedgewatch #happycaturday

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Newsom's Observation of Chump's Lies Last Night.......

I know I've been beating this drum for over seven years now, but Donald Trump is a very and truly sick man who should be in a mental or penal institution and certainly not the White House.

Yeah, this happened.

Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit

Keep voting #RepublicanPartyOfSuffering out until they cease. #GavinNewsom🤩🇺🇸

Trump says it's an A++++ economy. He's right. His billionaire friends have never had it better. If you're a working class person: 👉60% live paycheck to paycheck 👉Grocery prices at record highs 👉Premiums to double for 20+ million The economy must work for all, not just the 1%

It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.

Guess who was awake until 2:45am shitposting again?

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Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

Seemed?! Dude was in REM sleep while the Cabinet talked about national security. Drowsy Don didn’t just nod off he was one Werther’s Original away from full grandpa-at-Thanksgiving energy.

Couldn’t have said it any better.

He just keeps claiming Biden's accomplishments. Sad little, lying, ignorant man doesn't have any of his own. 💥💯💥🖕🖕🖕🖕

Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done. He’s scrambling.

Posting more of the goobs cause people seem to really like them This is Moo, she’s my cat She’s a New Year’s Day baby so her birthday is coming up and she’ll be 6 Her name is actually Miyu, but Moo is what I call her most She loves me lots and is always well behaved 💜

“ICE is just targeting brown people who have an accent, snatching people out of their cars” Racial profiling is all they do

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

Jeffries: I think Rick Scott has some history with medicaid fraud in the state of Florida. So he's no expert on health care. We ain't going to be lectured by Rick Scott about anything, but certainly not affordable health care.

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally. He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough. Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He was revered.

THOU SHALT NOT CALL WOMEN ‘PIGGY’! Never. Not once. Not even in a dream. Every decent human being knows this.

Every outlet worth a damn should be calling this out. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground. At least three weeks

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.

"An inspired piece of genius." Los Angeles

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

Sorry for repeating this but this really displays the character of the individuals from past to present

In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."

Here’s what the shutdown is really about:

Tonight was a very bad night.

Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’

The Sociopath-In-Chief couldn't be bothered to even turn his head in the direction of a man in the midst of a medical emergency who collapsed in his office. Completely incapable of empathy, the EPSTEIN Files can't be released soon enough. 25/47

Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I started a trend!

Well, if a lunatic tweeted it, then it must be true!