All emails should have one exclamation point. No more. No less.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Remember when Brett Kavanaugh tried to convince us that they would gather around to listen to his father read from his calendar?

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Time Person of the Year isn't a person (AI). Pantone Color of the Year isn't a color (White). Dictionary's Word of the Year is a number (6-7). We have jumped the shark.

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It is I, the doctor of physics who just tried to put on a sweatshirt with the hanger still in it.

BREAKING NEWS: My 9yo has informed me that the children have moved on from 🫱 67 🫲 and are now doing the ***MACARENA*** The children yearn for coordinated arm movements. www.youtube.com/watch?v=feqw...

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Remind me, what is the end goal for all the anti-vaccinery? I honestly have lost the thread for these psychos. They just want people to be desperate and sick and dying? Do they want the vaccines just for themselves, and no one else to have them?

I don’t want to feel like I deal with things alone. So if you all deal with anxiety, can yall repost this? Just so I don’t feel alone.

I got really excited to go to this rock shop, but then realized it‘s the Hard Rock Hotel Shop… and they are no rocks I want in there.

I'm gonna start an ASMR for scientists (and everyone else) where I just calmly whisper, "Vaccines do not cause autism," and other things that are also true.

Spending 5 days at the Society for Neuroscience annual meeting has turned my brain to moosh. But, like, good moosh.

@christineliu.art hey again! nice seeing you at SfN! And let me know how I can buy a witch pin. (I have like 10 of your pins and I think that one will really round out my collection! haha)

Get a load of this stupid D bag.

A side effect of having a kid who never sees toy commercials (bc all we do is watch Netflix) is that her Xmas list is things that straight up DO NOT EXIST.

New awareness campaign

journalists need to start bringing a bag of tomatoes with them

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Daughter is going to school dressed as Fionna from Adventure Time, so I'm making her a needle-felted Cake to bring with her. So far I've only stabbed myself once!

Good news, everyone! I found a new life coach.

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.

Great sign in Reno, NV

When I think back to 2024 Election Day.

A shell company bought the commercial property where my favorite coffee shop is. The rent has doubled. Coffee shop is closing. Why is this "progress"? I know there are so many other things going on, but this... ugh... FUCK GREED and the people who worship money above all else.

Husband requested I crochet a bone for Halloween decor. I have regrets.

I need help thinking of my protest sign for this weekend. For the last several protests I've had a "SCIENCE makes America great" sign, but I think I need a new one. My only (rather meh) idea so far is a bull saying, "This is some ME shit."

We didn’t need another Tron movie we need another Reboot(1994) that will teach the kids of today that playing video games can kill the sentient beings inside the computer and that going on the internet will cause you to age exponentially.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I did it again again! Wordle 1,569 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I for one am happy Trump wants a coin of himself knowing full well the law says that only dead peeps can be on currency.

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So what's the plan today?

Lady Liberty, lying in a growing pool of blood, the light dimming from her eyes, clutched her chest and with her last breath whispered into the impending void, “… but her emailsssssss…”

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

Got my covid shot at CVS and learned they have the pediatric doses in, so I scheduled my daughter! EVEN MORE THRILLED THAN USUAL ABOUT VACCINES FOR OBVIOUS REASONSSSSS

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I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.

Timeline cleanser 🐈

Movie pitch: a secret organization trains a squad of white women to use their evil powers to thwart ICE, and we call it Army of Karens.

Found a new way to channel all my nervous energy -- TAKING AMAZING CARE OF MY DAUGHTER'S TAMAGOTCHI