Gross. The ease with which you can absolutely ruin yourself with gambling is an indictment of our country.

Also…

Holy shit wow

Soccer is like me, no concept of time. 2 min… 11 min… 🤷🏻‍♀️

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

KANYE JUST TRIED TO CRASH THE WEDDING AND WAS DENIED!? OMG best party ever

🚨BIG news! Fifth Circuit says undocumented immigrants with no criminal records, specifically those who came across the border at some point long in the past, MUST be given a bond hearing within 90 days of arrest, at which the government must be able to justify continued jailing.

"As Republican politicians cower in fear .. one incredibly brave woman stood up to the man who assaulted her. She did this with full knowledge that he would use every bit of firepower he could muster to destroy her. And she won." This is beautiful Definitely read it:

Are the Jets a cursed organization? Yes. So much so that the teams that use their locker room are feeling the effects of the curse. If France holds on, it will 1-4 plus 1 draw for teams using the Jets locker room. #Fifa #WorldCup2026

The Wong Kim Ark case reaffirmed today isn't ancient history. His great-grandchildren, Sandra and Norman Wong, are still here, and still proud Americans.

Slow down on Alito, y'all. NPR is taking their post down.

I’m guessing no since there weren’t responses. Yall have spoken.

Friendsies - should I start an insta account with all my bird feeder photos (narrated like a soap opera/tv show? I mean look at this!!

Folks, Target has started putting out Halloween crap in their little dollar section. I’m going to lose it. WTF

This is how you troll properly

Did they rule on the potential yellow violation? Wild final 6 min. I’m at hair appt so missed everything until then and anything after up to now.

I’m so ragey about this fckin spectacle. What do you mean they’re using a federal building as a locker room and gym?! May there be lightning within their safe zone (8? 10miles? What parameter do they use) every 29 minutes so that it gets fckin destroyed by delays. Love this dictator sht so much

A little word of caution/tip for #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup volunteers and worker. I know it’s super exciting and you want to tell/show everyone. How could you not?! BUT… DO NOT POST PICTURES/VIDEOS OF YOUR CREDENTIAL! DO NOT POST PICTURES/VIDEOS THAT SHOW YOUR CREDENTIAL!

Well he can just gfy

Day late in posting but… #dunkin

Cool cool. Huge FL vibes.

Serious question: Did YOU know that the upper of a dishwasher can be moved UP AND DOWN?! I just learned this. At 45 years old. Even w one in all my apts for 10+ years. No one told me! Clearly, another ordinary life skill y’all kept secret 🤨 (If you’re a newer follower, this happens… often)

I’ll never watch it. That crazy lady has enough money.

What the fck is the FIA doing?! Why aren’t they dealing with these during the race??

BREAKING: Fifth Circuit three-judge panel of all Republican appointees blocks rule allowing mailing of mifepristone, agreeing with Louisiana challenge to a policy ending the in-person dispensing requirement for the abortion drug. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

we gotta send in UN peacekeepers to change the carbon monoxide detector batteries at the DOJ

Sovereign citizen ass DOJ

Do I need to know what a Clavicular is?

Archbishop of Canterbury Sarah Mullally, the first female spiritual leader of Anglicans, prayed with Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican, signaling both the promise and limits for women in Christian faiths.

Maybe there will be actual innovation at 🍎 now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Missed this the other day. Love seeing consequences hit these people.

"Scratch-paper musings” is SUCH a good burn of the shadow docket, nobody is doing it like KBJ www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Did JD Vance just tell the pope to shut up and dribble? @ronnychieng.bsky.social

I’m sorry… what!?

I simply refuse to take the U.S. business community seriously

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell has SUSPENDED his run for Governor of California.

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

As the Integrity crew splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival and hit the BULLSEYE, this is a reminder that Katherine Johnson was an absolute genius. My God. #NASA #ArtemisII

Ok what does he do now to steal attention away from Artemis II?

Four women “One member of Swalwell’s staff said they quit immediately after receiving CNN’s detailed list of questions about the allegations.” www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/u...

Feels like a mack truck just hit me. We believe women in this household. WOW.

Some great news!

I would like to go to sleep and be woken up once all of *this* is over. Can a sciencey person do that for me?

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

OMG I’m so anxious. I cannot imagine how their families feel.

Why in the hell is he talking through this moon thing? Sure it’s a lot of waiting, but what are we going to learn from his press conference? Nothing

Feel safe knowing everyone from doctors to police officers to military leaders are making life-or-death decisions using programs designed “for entertainment purposes only”