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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

#GVerse Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.

Me: "I’ve brought a urine sample." Doctor: "I didn’t ask for a urine sample." Me: "There was a LOT of traffic."

"I came. Where are the children?" Made with AI using actual footage from hot zones.

At least 15 deaths can be attributed to Tesla's door handles, according to a new analysis. So what is Tesla doing about it? insideevs.com/news/782579/...

Always loved this one! RIP Chris.

The existence of billionaires is antithetical to a just and fair society. Billionaires should not exist; they should be taxed out of existence. The funds from that taxation should be used to end hunger and homelessness.

President Clinton is right. This is not getting as much attnetion as it should. The USA under Trumpstein is betraying this promise, which means any agreement involving Russia and the USA is not worth the paper it’s written on 🤷‍♂️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapes...

Omfg 😂😂😂😂

Unchecked ambition and greed is like oxygen in an air tight room, once it's all been consumed, nothing remains and death follows.

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The US is not going to have a government left. The current regime is dismantling everything and anything that might actually benefit its citizens. Is this what you voted for?

there's funny people here and then the rest of us

This could have been an email.

New rule: in order to declare war on a country you first need to point at it on a map.

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Can I give this gentleman a hug? Thank you Sir.

Good morning 🌄

I'm still just as fired up about Russia invading Ukraine as I am regarding Trump sending a mob to attack Congress on January 6, 2021. Both of these wrongs demand to be righted. Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is forgiven.

This is what Presidential Leadership looks like at the time of an unfathomable American tragedy. #BarackObama

This is a political time to wake up EVERYDAY prepared to Speak Truth to Power!....

Sounds about right.

If watching adorable penguins in Santa clothes doesn't make you smile, something's wrong. 🥰

Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.

They hate on our Black queens because they can’t handle their greatness.

🎄🎅 Looking for a Christmas miracle. I am humbly putting myself out here and asking for help to make Christmas possible for my 3 children. I would be extremely grateful for any help to make this possible if you're willing & able too. Any Secret Santa's?🙏🙏☃️🤶🏻 Wish lists here: linktr.ee/fourpeasinapod3

If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and moral, then it’s not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power. - Dwight Eisenhower

There's three kinds of rubbish: Recyclable, Non-Recyclable and Stuff the dog will eat if she finds it.

Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.

Live footage of what my sewing needles see when I’m trying to thread them:

Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’