The gays are exhausted from so much trying to make their dicks bigger.

I love when a right-wing nut job tries to school you in the comments but can’t even spell “you’re.” It’s like, begone, fool, you have no power here!

Trump is okay with the brutal assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, but was up in arms over Charlie Kirk. I guess assassinations are "okay" if it's your dictator buddies doing it.

Who’s coming over to cuddle?

Minaj is over. Done.

Wish there were more TV shows with gay guys.

If you post half naked photos for likes on your personal online profile but those photos are not of you, I’m unfollowing.

The Muppets need more female characters.

Taking the time thank someone for woofing you but not woofing them back … so quietly brutal. 😂

Flashback to a few years ago.

There’s nothing less attractive than a young person complaining about getting older.

Folks, I fear the only way to save the planet is to completely dismantle our concept of wealth. We invented money, and all it got us is shareholders and billionaires. We need a new system.

I could really use the company of a sexy young man.

Are there any attractive male billionaires? Feels like they’re all kinda ugly 🤷🏻

Hatred of others is often just projected hatred of yourself.

I could watch blackhead extractions all day long.

His base doesn’t care one bit they know he’s is evil it’s the Hate that binds them

Anyone else finding Threads to be overflowing with right wing Christian bots attacking gays every time they open it? Lots of just unprovoked posts from “Christians” saying we’re gross and going to hell.

I love how brutal the gays are on Kim K for her wooden acting, but Ricki Martin’s totally gets a pass 😎

One of the sexiest things is when you see peace in a person’s eyes.

The world’s richest man is so ugly.

Hello. My names Michael, and I’m a cocksucker.

Just laying here wondering if other people’s phones spontaneously show sweet photo montages of me named “Michael” with fancy font and calm music the way mine does of them.

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

In bed alone. Again. 🙃

Hanky and code

Love going to public spaces so we can all stare at our phones together.

🫶🏻 @oliviajulianna.bsky.social

I’m watching reality TV, and I’m pretty sure the word “definitely” has morphed into “deffley” and nobody says anything about it.

Jonathan Bailey photographed by Jason Hetherington for People Magazine’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive Issue 🔗: https://people.com/jonathan-bailey-is-sexiest-man-alive-2025-11842000

“Couldn’t love him any more.” “Couldn’t love him anymore.” Grammar matters.

This is what I’m missing in Palm Springs right now. 😢

The Lord of the "Files"

The appeal of frozen pizza: it’s good enough when being lazy.

If you want to motivate someone, tell them they can’t do something. 😏

Isn’t it a little absurd to say “be at least my age or older” on your profile but then hide your age on said profile?

My Instagram timeline is just photos of gay men in nothing but their underwear and holding an accessory calling it a costume. 😂

Halloween 🎃 2025. Dressed up as me.

If you’ve got sunglasses on in every photo, somebody should give you a smack.

Of course I have no problem matching with hot guys on Tinder … if they live in Brazil 🤨

Sometimes it feels like everybody is lying.

Man, the internet sure loves fake AI videos of wild animals doing insane things.

Could really use a big one tonight.

Tops are exhausted.

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