April Carrion out of drag is making me feel some kinda way.

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Gonna start an honest-outtakes series. What the belly looks like when you aren’t clenching:

Another afternoon workout added to the pile.

Tired of people using apps to hide behind or give false impressions instead of actually showing themselves. Social media is not meant to be a tool to deceive others about what you look like. Show up and be transparent. So exhausted by all the subterfuge.

I’m so effing tired of negotiating with people to get them to show their face on hookup apps. Just exhausted. It shouldn’t be this hard.

What is wrong with people? 😂 like, I don’t even get what his issue is 🤷🏻

Who made it to the gym?

My sex life would be even better if I could learn to speak Spanish.

Afternoon naps? Actually I quite enjoy them.

Can’t be seen at the Reflecting Pool.

Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.

“Wish you were closer” is my motto.

This is crazy. I went to check to see how close I am to my “next service mileage.” I knew I was getting close, and I’m not mathematician, but what are the odds of this coincidence happening?

My love life is just day after day of me texting “hey sexy” to strangers who live thousands of miles away.

How is this farce of a do nothing government still going on? It's as if the system that protects incompetent white men and women in power was built to protect incompetent white men and women to stay in power.

It’s been weeks. Had a major nerve-injury flare up but am finally able to do proper workouts again. I’m back, baby.

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Being late really stresses me out.

Please stop framing sexual content as fitness content. If your bulge is the focus of the post, that’s sexual content. And that’s okay! Just call it what it is lol.

What if I dared to say I find Meg Stalter more annoying than funny?

Can we please just not mention him for one day? Maybe even two days? I cannot see his disgusting bloated face or hear his or whiny voice for one more second. I am begging.

Time to give Trump the Nobel Peace of Shit prize.

There’s really nothing more healing than sobering up for a while.

Flashback to that time I was tanned.

Nothing less exciting than a porn where every participant looks exactly like a porn star. Yawn.

Don’t let me down, gays.

We can sometimes care too much whether a certain person likes us or not, and they can tell, and that in itself is an unlikeable thing to notice.

Dr Jen is correct

I find 90 percent of all modern porn to be boring AF.

rindooo

I never understand when people say “no regrets” or “I’d never go back” - because I’d totally go back, and I have plenty of regrets. But it’s the regrets that compel you to change, grow, learn, try something different. I think it’s human to have regrets.

A quick flash of the 10 lbs I lost last week while laid up in bed with back pain.

Doing a Mad Men rewatch. Nothing comes close, in my opinion. The height of television.

Dear Rich Celebs: stop being at the Met Gala.

I get a kick out of matching with straight dudes on Tinder.

Same energy:

I love them so much. #TheNewTeenTitans #TitansAnnual1 #Perezhomage #procreateapp

All the worst people are having the most babies.

Congrats!

It’s really quite impressive how I can be so smart and so dumb at the same time.

Vanessa Williams is kinda killing it on Instagram.

Thinking about cock makes me feel better. ❤️‍🩹

The amount of guys using AI photos of themselves on dating apps is alarming. Like, we should not be doing that, people. Instant block.

Put my back out. Been mostly in bed since Tuesday. Needed a distraction, so I shaved the stubble.