(the beastie boys playing team trios) ad-rock: exile 5 to escape (all) PHLAGE! mca: tap 1 red to monstrous (all) RAGE!

this is, far and above, one of the coolest and most beautiful things i have ever held in my hands. thank you to @jacobgeller.com and all of the amazing people who worked on this for making it a reality

Girls who are magic grinders 🤝 girls who are into chastity "I just need to lock in"

me when i am a noted professional player of the card game “Magic The Gathering”

top 8ing my first RCQ of the season and then never doing better than 1-3 since then has been really discouraging. today feels bad

did my injection please say good girl!!!

gfs loved this one :)

once again got shit on at an RCQ and feel really bad about my play but like hey at least i’m cute

hey yall, my girlfriend Persephone was unfairly fired earlier this month and needs about $500 to cover her bills tomorrow. i know things are tough for a lot of us, but anything you can give would mean the world to me and would be deeply appreciated

Won my first RCQ (and the second i’ve ever attended) from a field of about 30 draft and sealed magic players in Foundations a limited format i’ve been grinding pretty hard the last few months In sealed i qualified to top 8 in 5th seed piloting a deck i’m something of a specialist in: 4 color pile

did my injection please say good job

tummies, tuesdays, you get the idea

Went from 2-2 and playing a win-and-in to taking down yesterday's stand RCQ with Gruul! Won all 3 (three!!!) of my Monstrous Rage mirrors in the top8 while on the draw, and I cannot recommend the sideboard land plus Sentinel plan enough. CC @fireshoes.bsky.social

feeling cute today!

i wish there was a good prison deck in standard rn

did my injection please say good job lorelei :)

yeah alright then

would everyone be normal if i posted pictures of me in a muzzle

you should be drooling (happy tuesday)

RCQ day with @soaphie.bsky.social and @puppydoggaming.bsky.social 😤 let’s get it

that curly-haired girl will save you, btw

in two weeks i’m going to be the happiest girl in the world :)) and then a month after that im going to be the happiest girl in the world again :)))

did my injection please say good job!!

there are tummies everywhere for those with the tuesdays to see

The trans girls aren’t inviting you over for gay sex, they’re inviting you over to play double masters sealed.

running it back for the standard 10k today!

dropped at 2-3-1 since i can’t make day 2. i think overall l i played decent magic today. definitely learned a lot in my losses, missed some lines, but my expectations were realistic. so overall, proud of my play and had a lot of fun today! looking forward to competing more

MTG Spotlight Foundations today!!! excited to play some magic :))

magic mutuals i am in atlanta for SCGCon!!! hit me up to say hi!!!!

did my injection, everyone say good job lorelei!

yall are not ready

injection done, say good girl!

lost hard to dimir mid/kaito. massive misplay game 1 felt like crap, and then game 2 judge call didn’t go my way that the judge admitted after the match he was wrong about. probably not that big of a difference but bleh going to be proud of the t8 though. on to the next one

ID into top 8!!!!!!!

first Standard RCQ of the season today!!!!!! Pack Brat jersey is on, kolaches have been eaten, we are LOCKED IN match thread will be below >:3 and i’m on white tokens ofc

did my injection please say good job!!!!!

do you know what I call one million billion tiny kisses? a good start.

tattoo appointment got delayed :(

2-1 with white tokens at standard local tonight! same list i’ve been running :3 1-2 Mono-red, had to take hard mulligans both games i lost, hurt a lot 2-1 mono red, a whole lot cleaner with better mulligans 2-0 boros Taii Wakeen noncombat damage pile, easy win fun as always!

did my injection, say good job wolfie!

oh fuck i forgot about tummy tuesday over here. tummy wednesday i guess

*Dramatic movie trailer voice* From the people that brought you the planet of the apes, now comes… The planet of the AGPs *Cut to a shot of a girl in an Amazon basics skirt* Blahajs together strong!

people keep saying that my howls are so cute but if that’s true why hasn’t anyone wifed me about it yet

did my injection!!!!! hit a vein this time :( please say good job

mail day!!!

shout to Outlook having huge problems on the week that both of our primary IT techs are out lmao