i going to miss st. louis so much

heh, go to work jobiod

happy 4th. as much as i am frightened and disgusted by the direction this country is moving it is also my home. hopefully america can someday live up to its promise that freedom is the universal birthright of humanity. happy 4th.

i’ll never be stealth because if I did i would be so cancelled for hating you people

so snuggled! ugh im such a bugmoding rughon

it turns out eldrazi is busted in every format u can play it in. onward marches my quest to sign every mountain soap owns

the thing about jund is that instead of doing deck bullshit it plays Magic:The Gathering

they’ll cancel me for this but don’t post a before & after pic if you were lowkey hotter before

nobody wins at mario car

not to post about card games but a play pattern that i figured out before everyone else is shocking your own nemesis and with disco becoming a meta choice for 2 months before rotation i just wanna say: i did that first when i made nemesis

the next UB should be themed around the stanley cup. GO CANES GO!!

uber driver loudly complaining about how bad traffic is like i’m responsible for the fucking weather

i have to be on a jury this is so fucked up

he dunked on jd vance once though so lmao

pedopephile?

american pope

the thing i need more than anything is for the guy who makes rawdog comics to be cisgendered

push fight rules. great game

i think the south city planned parenthood went under. That makes me sad.

envy is the evilest emotion

i am fat because of my personal weakness i should die

everyone says i should love my body but they actively avoid having a body like mine. to be fat or s to be gaslit about your body by the people who love you because they know the truth they can literally see it

if only there was a way to see this coming… Have fun at BMES everyone : ) www.nsf.gov/executive-or...

huey long woulda fucked dolls

if the economy crashes then half a million dollars of debt isn’t even real bro

I have genuinely great mentors 100% response rate within 5 minutes for LOR with 4 day turnaround

thrilled to be just getting through the fucking day for the next 4 years

lmao why pump & dump bitcoin when you can do it with the actual real economy? This is why i’m glad to be too dumb to buy stocks

run on the bank tonite queen?

Asian American & Pacific Islander is such a fucking incoherent category bro like what class interests do I share with Hmong refugees or dwayne johnson?

“a man, a plan, anal: panama” is also a palindrome

if you participate in “april fool’s” god pisses on you before sending u to hell

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i am forbidden by law to be on time. It is so decreed

i would like you to not visualize me actually

babe you get me so wet my pussy gets pruny

twitter likes are private so i’m posting about grants and shit but also liking pictures where he’s topless with a quarter inch of shaft showing

how can something that has strictly improved my situation also have sharply increased my stress level?

you know somebody who is addicted to drugs. you probably don’t know who, but statistically you definitely do know somebody who is actively addicted to drugs. Consider, before you call substance users subhuman, they might be in the room when you say it.

“when is your spring break”

this circus sucks and there’s not even bread

i will kill every bisexual

they should make gay men who like women

sleight of hand the gathering

you know somebody who is addicted to drugs. you probably don’t know who, but statistically you definitely do know somebody who is actively addicted to drugs. Consider, before you call substance users subhuman, they might be in the room when you say it.

Cis people refuse to engage with the reality that "sex" is not immutable or binary. Sex, scientifically, is a bimodal distribution comprised of many factors, which CAN BE CHANGED. Trans people change sex when we medically transition. Trans people die bc our medical care doesn't match our new sex.

whenever there’s ’good trans news’ it’s always some shit like court declares transgenders constitutionally allowed to bomb cambodia and never about like please don’t beat my friends to death in the street

waluigi is french canadian. that’s why he sounds like that.

women’s health engineering, as a field, should be deeply embarrassed by the actions and dispositions of our so called leaders

traffic court has taught me that the biggest predictor of being unable to follow basic inoffensive instructions is yakubianism