see the thing about jokes is that i truly thought this was going to be an all timer but no, and yet i still get people quoting “9/11, which i do condemn” at me

heh, go to work jobiod

lord knows i’m having a bad day when i get the hots for the summoning salt guy’s voice

daily affirmations: trump does not know the nuclear codes

cignetti could shoot a man dead on kirkwood avenue fr

paying for software is sucker behavior, you can 100% do that thing you are thinking is a counterexample with free software.

why use poppers when u can just stand up quickly

istg apple icloud is the work of satan

at some point we need to talk about the male gambling epidemic

if the penalty for compliance is death then your best chance to survive is to

ambient 1: music for honky tonks

it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 george bush is doing 9/11 it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette

it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette

yes i’m pretentious and judgy but i do feel bad about it

the art of song selection is that the crowd doesn’t notice when they’re dancing to techno

wattle 𝘢𝘯𝘥 daub? in this economy?

i going to miss st. louis so much

heh, go to work jobiod

happy 4th. as much as i am frightened and disgusted by the direction this country is moving it is also my home. hopefully america can someday live up to its promise that freedom is the universal birthright of humanity. happy 4th.

i’ll never be stealth because if I did i would be so cancelled for hating you people

so snuggled! ugh im such a bugmoding rughon

it turns out eldrazi is busted in every format u can play it in. onward marches my quest to sign every mountain soap owns

the thing about jund is that instead of doing deck bullshit it plays Magic:The Gathering

they’ll cancel me for this but don’t post a before & after pic if you were lowkey hotter before

nobody wins at mario car

not to post about card games but a play pattern that i figured out before everyone else is shocking your own nemesis and with disco becoming a meta choice for 2 months before rotation i just wanna say: i did that first when i made nemesis

the next UB should be themed around the stanley cup. GO CANES GO!!

uber driver loudly complaining about how bad traffic is like i’m responsible for the fucking weather

i have to be on a jury this is so fucked up

he dunked on jd vance once though so lmao

pedopephile?

american pope

the thing i need more than anything is for the guy who makes rawdog comics to be cisgendered

push fight rules. great game

i think the south city planned parenthood went under. That makes me sad.

envy is the evilest emotion

i am fat because of my personal weakness i should die

everyone says i should love my body but they actively avoid having a body like mine. to be fat or s to be gaslit about your body by the people who love you because they know the truth they can literally see it

if only there was a way to see this coming… Have fun at BMES everyone : ) www.nsf.gov/executive-or...

huey long woulda fucked dolls

if the economy crashes then half a million dollars of debt isn’t even real bro

I have genuinely great mentors 100% response rate within 5 minutes for LOR with 4 day turnaround

thrilled to be just getting through the fucking day for the next 4 years

lmao why pump & dump bitcoin when you can do it with the actual real economy? This is why i’m glad to be too dumb to buy stocks

run on the bank tonite queen?

Asian American & Pacific Islander is such a fucking incoherent category bro like what class interests do I share with Hmong refugees or dwayne johnson?

“a man, a plan, anal: panama” is also a palindrome

if you participate in “april fool’s” god pisses on you before sending u to hell

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i am forbidden by law to be on time. It is so decreed