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see the thing about jokes is that i truly thought this was going to be an all timer but no, and yet i still get people quoting “9/11, which i do condemn” at me
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about 5 hours ago
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heh, go to work jobiod
7 months ago
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lord knows i’m having a bad day when i get the hots for the summoning salt guy’s voice
12 days ago
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daily affirmations: trump does not know the nuclear codes
19 days ago
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cignetti could shoot a man dead on kirkwood avenue fr
20 days ago
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paying for software is sucker behavior, you can 100% do that thing you are thinking is a counterexample with free software.
20 days ago
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why use poppers when u can just stand up quickly
23 days ago
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istg apple icloud is the work of satan
28 days ago
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at some point we need to talk about the male gambling epidemic
28 days ago
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if the penalty for compliance is death then your best chance to survive is to
about 1 month ago
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ambient 1: music for honky tonks
about 1 month ago
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it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 george bush is doing 9/11 it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette
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about 1 month ago
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it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette
about 1 month ago
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yes i’m pretentious and judgy but i do feel bad about it
about 1 month ago
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the art of song selection is that the crowd doesn’t notice when they’re dancing to techno
about 1 month ago
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wattle 𝘢𝘯𝘥 daub? in this economy?
about 1 month ago
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i going to miss st. louis so much
6 months ago
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heh, go to work jobiod
7 months ago
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happy 4th. as much as i am frightened and disgusted by the direction this country is moving it is also my home. hopefully america can someday live up to its promise that freedom is the universal birthright of humanity. happy 4th.
7 months ago
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i’ll never be stealth because if I did i would be so cancelled for hating you people
about 1 year ago
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so snuggled! ugh im such a bugmoding rughon
7 months ago
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it turns out eldrazi is busted in every format u can play it in. onward marches my quest to sign every mountain soap owns
8 months ago
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the thing about jund is that instead of doing deck bullshit it plays Magic:The Gathering
8 months ago
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they’ll cancel me for this but don’t post a before & after pic if you were lowkey hotter before
8 months ago
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nobody wins at mario car
8 months ago
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not to post about card games but a play pattern that i figured out before everyone else is shocking your own nemesis and with disco becoming a meta choice for 2 months before rotation i just wanna say: i did that first when i made nemesis
9 months ago
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the next UB should be themed around the stanley cup. GO CANES GO!!
9 months ago
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uber driver loudly complaining about how bad traffic is like i’m responsible for the fucking weather
9 months ago
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i have to be on a jury this is so fucked up
9 months ago
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he dunked on jd vance once though so lmao
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9 months ago
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pedopephile?
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9 months ago
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american pope
9 months ago
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the thing i need more than anything is for the guy who makes rawdog comics to be cisgendered
9 months ago
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push fight rules. great game
9 months ago
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i think the south city planned parenthood went under. That makes me sad.
10 months ago
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envy is the evilest emotion
10 months ago
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i am fat because of my personal weakness i should die
10 months ago
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everyone says i should love my body but they actively avoid having a body like mine. to be fat or s to be gaslit about your body by the people who love you because they know the truth they can literally see it
10 months ago
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if only there was a way to see this coming… Have fun at BMES everyone : )
www.nsf.gov/executive-or...
10 months ago
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huey long woulda fucked dolls
10 months ago
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if the economy crashes then half a million dollars of debt isn’t even real bro
10 months ago
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I have genuinely great mentors 100% response rate within 5 minutes for LOR with 4 day turnaround
10 months ago
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thrilled to be just getting through the fucking day for the next 4 years
10 months ago
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lmao why pump & dump bitcoin when you can do it with the actual real economy? This is why i’m glad to be too dumb to buy stocks
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10 months ago
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run on the bank tonite queen?
10 months ago
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Asian American & Pacific Islander is such a fucking incoherent category bro like what class interests do I share with Hmong refugees or dwayne johnson?
10 months ago
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“a man, a plan, anal: panama” is also a palindrome
10 months ago
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if you participate in “april fool’s” god pisses on you before sending u to hell
10 months ago
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😌
10 months ago
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i am forbidden by law to be on time. It is so decreed
10 months ago
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