wearing butch lingerie at work

why don't you stop playing cub with the scrubs, and start playing gran-gran with a real man?

i watched 4 karate kid movies this year

merry christmas from the christmas squirtle

I am desperate to sell this thing at this point, ebay sold listings put the stamped nonfoils around $400 USD I will go much lower, please make me an offer, I need to pay rent.

how about you stop playing vivi like a weewee and start playing azure beastbinder like a real grinder

can't wrap my head around limited in this set 😌 i think its time to give up

listening to a bunch of NIN, is SICK//PURE too edgy for knuckle tattoos?

sexiest magic card 😳

time to figure out how to get to vancouver! dimir is still great post rotation, top 4'd the first rcq of the season with this list on 45 minutes of sleep lol 🥱 @fireshoes.bsky.social

ska music is the only genre that could be discovered through first principles

extremely stupid that i live like a block away from an objectively cool music festival that i just can't bring myself to really care about

I just released my full Spoiler Review of Edge of Eternities along with a comprehensive guide to Standard Rotation for FREE over on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/collection/1...

85 players at the Face2Face Modern open and I came SECOND with my beloved mill 🥰🥰🥰 R1 BYE R2 🍲🦀🦀 UW Affinity R3 🍲🦀🦀 BW Blink R4 🦀🦀 Broodscale R5 🦀🍲🍲 UB Frog R6 🍲🦀🦀 Titan R7 ID -- QF 🦀🦀 Tron SF 🍲🦀🦀 Belcher F 🍲🦀🍲 WR Energy Holding it down for team mill😎 @fireshoes.bsky.social

if you look at the people in your circle and they're not 27 year old sweaty transexual women then buddy we ain't friends

as a lil birthday present to myself i spent the morning birding! highlight was this beautiful black crowned night heron that I saw and a more experienced birder helped me identify, we chatted and even saw it catch a fish! gonna make sure I bring my dslr next time 😇

(the beastie boys playing team trios) ad-rock: exile 5 to escape (all) PHLAGE! mca: tap 1 red to monstrous (all) RAGE!

saw trap where you're trying to kiss your wife but you have to survive 8 hours at work to do it.

this is how i looked at the actual event btw 😇

give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime; gift a man a fish and you may return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to it's owner's hand.

A TRANS PERSON MADE YOUR PUZZLE is LIVE !!!! donate at least $10 USD to an American trans charity and receive 10 puzzles by trans constructors edited by me and @cantorlope.bsky.social beautiful cover art by @pseudonymjones.bsky.social happy pride :) tinyurl.com/transxwords

went 4-1-1 in a 1slotter rcq today with Corey Burkhart's grixis control list to scoop to @sweetpotatojanuary.bsky.social in the finals for her Q 😇

i went to an awards dinner last night and dropped some lentils in my boobs

without downloading new pics where are you at mentally

help get a real gamer to montreal :)

Passing around the cup to support the wonderful Violet @aquibian.bsky.social to come travel to Montreal in May, if you can chip in a few bucks we'd all be so grateful!!!

I WON!!!!! Took down F2F Toronto store champs (27 ppl) with the power of UW omni 🥰🧠😎 WLW Gruul Mice WW Dimir Town LL Dimir Doomsday WLW Dimir Town ID -- LWW Domain LWW Domain WW Rakdos Leyline @fireshoes.bsky.social for the vibes 😌

how about you stop playing esper like a jester and start playing manifold mouse like the man of the house

if i was a teenage girl id have this art as a poster in my room with a lipstick stain on it

Olive statement glasses era is here

40 minutes into my 1st therapy session after telling them i have sought an adhd diagnosis "well have you thought about autism as well?"

the first company to make a canadian pbr will have my undying loyalty

just deleted twitter off my phone, might be posting here more but hopefully just posting less in general

twitter saw it first

Before the election they were talking about how we can streamline the prize payout process in future years. In December we were suddenly told no more $, but they’d likely still be able to do invites. In January, that changed to explicitly no invites even if we found the money. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've been sitting on this for weeks and I just wanna say fuck this and fuck wizards and fuck organized play

3-3 in the modern lcq, undefeated in recieving compliments from beautiful women

Couldn't ask for a better team to trio with 🥰

Ready for trios :) :) @dollive.bsky.social @winniebowser.bsky.social

i keep having dreams about playing modern decks ive never touched before, and they're the only dreams I've ever had that actually have continuity and make sense

not to be a grumpy doomer but "you need to spend a ton of money to keep up with the meta for your first RC in a month" is really not what i needed rn

fumbling baddies at the magic tournament until the judge DQs me for failure to maintain broadstate

Split 28 person Store Champs with Dimir Midrange! Went undefeated! UB Mid WW Mono W Caretaker’s LWW Overlord’s Domain LWW ID ID UB Demons WW UW Leyline Axe LWW Split Finals! List was updated and put together a bit last minute. There's a Patreon post about individual card thoughts. Link in bio!

I'm on Patreon now! I will be posting sideboard guides and deck updates, as well as other articles and thoughts on the game :) All currently free! www.patreon.com/posts/ub-mid...

I split the finals of a 51 person RCQ last Saturday with UB Midrange! Here's the deck I played and a free sideboard guide! I'll be posting more in depth thoughts very soon as well! Good luck! @fireshoes.bsky.social