Tonight's puzzle is called "cry about it" by lil avc x editor @cantorlope.bsky.social! and it's @bewilderingly.bsky.social's lil avc x editorial debut! At Lollapuzzoola yesterday, Sara wrote puzzle 2 and Will won the tournament. Congratulations to both!! 🏆🏆🏆

sure i could make coffee at home but i could also pay $5.50 to trade septum piercing compliments w the barista

i think "conquer" would be less intimidating if it was spelled "conker"

charlie and the chocolate factory remake where the only change is that we call charlie chuck. chuck bucket.

i only maintain friendships with people mindful of eating restrictions

botched mastectomy, sloppy toppy

my favorite neopet is the jubjub no i dont want fries with that

typed 5318008 on a calculator then looked at it upside down

ha🅱️🅱️y 🅱️ride

vladimir poutine

my higgs has been thoroughly bosoned

my boson has been thoroughly higgsed

idk why someone would ever say chickpeas when you could have the simple joy of saying garbanzo

when i got my wisdom teeth out, i did research and this is my final say

she e on my pluribus til i unum