Y’all I broke the format

English is just really in her “era” era right now

Let's keep that Magic community hype rolling with some more exciting news ~ From alters to tokens, playmats to proxies, we're bringing it all! We're pleased to announce not just one or two, but ❗ ELEVEN ❗ incredible community artists joining us as guests at Shoebox! 🎨🖌️ #MTGCube

He's a man of mysterious powers, whose infinite wisdom of the art world is rivaled only by his vast knowledge of adorable dogs (and we're here for both, honestly). We're extremely pleased to have VorthosMike on board as our Artists & Events Coordinator for Shoebox! 👏@vorthosmike.bsky.social

Speaking of our incredibly talented artist community~ Let's welcome our next Shoebox community artist guest... Goldsabertooth! ✨ @goldsabertooth.bsky.social If you've snagged any of his iconic tokens, playmats, or art we'd love to see them! 👀

Happy... Token.. Tuesday? 👀 (𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?) *𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘮* Speaking of tokens, please give a warm welcome our next Shoebox guest, a well-known creator of all things cute and custom -- Inklin! ✨ @inklincustoms.bsky.social

OK EVERYONE With NO context, do not look it up, watch this anime end credits song and guess what the series is about youtu.be/sVoz_fH59Ew

Happy Magic Monday! We're kicking off another exciting week of back-to-back announcements with our next special guest... self-proclaimed "draft fanatic" and Lord of all things Limited™ -- Ethan Saks! ✨ @lordsoflimited.bsky.social

Step right up! Introducing the eight fabulous cosplayers who will be your Carnival game hosts at Shoebox! Come and challenge them to mini-games and indie format showdowns all weekend. Will you find your new favorite way to play? Get your badge ➡️ shoebox.gg/badges

Please give a warm welcome to our next guest and event host -- Travis Gafford! (@travisgafford.bsky.social) ✨ From Magic to League of Legends, e-sports commentary and beyond, Travis has done it ALL. Keep an eye on our announcements if you want to see what event he'll be running at Shoebox! 👀

Snatch an early bird ticket before they fly away 🕊️🪶

Want to learn how to turn those piles of bulk into a ✨masterpiece✨? Come join the talented @keithulhucards.bsky.social for a hands-on card altering workshop in the Carnival area! 🎨

Opening packs AND playing some Cube? It's more likely than you think! Check out our latest event hosts, bringing you PAI GOW CUBE in the Carnival area -- @steelcitysteph.bsky.social & @steelcitybrad.bsky.social a.k.a. @steelcitymtg.bsky.social! ✨

What DOES the back of Jace's coat look like again? 🤔 Compete to see who can draw Magic characters from memory ""better"" (no artistic experience required)! Please welcome @myhandsareblank.bsky.social, @byjacobparis.bsky.social, and @legdotegg.bsky.social presenting their iconic D00D-L Off event! 🎨🖌️

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🥳🥳🥳 who wants to play the ORIGINAL DanDan stack???

Here at Shoebox, we 💖 our judges! 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ Rob and his team will be working hard all weekend to keep those events rollin' and stacks resolvin', so lets give a warm welcome to @judgerob.bsky.social as our Event Manager!

A WOMAN JUST WALKED PAST ME WITH A PIGEON SITTING ON EACH SHOULDER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I started playing ball hockey recently and last night I blocked a shot with my leg for the first time!! I felt pretty badass. The bruise is kinda high up so I'm not gonna post a photo but it looks roughly like this

The more people that turn up and show Wizards that supporting trans people is popular, the better. Make it inescapably clear to them who their players are and what you care about.

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

Attention Team Sealed players! Looks like you'll have a little extra cash for crackin' packs, cus we're reducing the price of our Team Sealed $10k to just $240! ✨ No action needed if you've already purchased your entry, you'll see that sweet refund for the difference in the next few days!

Full disclosure: I spent a couple of hours sorting out a bluetooth issue and getting Steam to work properly, but now everything is running beautifully :3 it's kinda crazy like I'm just telling my computer what to do and it does it?? I can just type "sudo reboot" into a box and it reboots?? Wizardry

Anyone else switching to Linux to avoid being forced to use Windows 11?

It’s Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada 🧡 I recommend this beautiful book about Indigenising our approach to ecology and land healing by Dr Grenz, an Indigenous researcher in BC. She weaves her personal journey of learning in with realisations about how a new relationship with land can be built.

Quick reminder, today is the ✨LAST DAYYYY✨ to submit your creator application if you'd like to be a part of Shoebox! ✌️ We'll be sending out approvals between now and October 11th, so keep an eye on those inboxes! ✉️

This is definitely my favourite of the rotating @shoebox.gg taglines lol

The video is an uncomfortable watch, but an important one nonetheless. Hearing Cathy tell the story of what happened to her is an important part of Magic: The Gathering's history, one that needs to be known about and acknowledged: youtu.be/-WVnrKRsuqI?... #MagicTheGathering

Big, big, big deal y'all

Brownie points go to @levdev.bsky.social! Chase Stone, everyone!!!

20 brownie points for the first correct guess 😂

It may be the weekend, but we've still got SO much exciting news to share -- we're not taking a day off! Prepare to ✨Ascend✨ right out of your seats, and please welcome our next incredible artist guest Anthony Palumbo!

Let's keep those exciting announcements rolling with an artist that needs no introduction: tYleR wAL -- *ahem* I mean, Tyler Walpole!

MTG Arena mobile client and “Download another 2.4827363gb?“, name a more iconic duo

Please join us in welcoming our next powerhouse artist -- Winona Nelson (@winonanelson.com)! Winona has created art for over 150 unique Magic cards, and we're extremely excited for the opportunity to host her at Shoebox! ✨

Carmen on screen lfffggggg!!!

Yep. You read that right. TOM WÄNERSTRAND!!!

For everyone who needs it

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

You’re going to want to attend @shoebox.gg I assure you. Hurry to sign up for a hotel before we annouce the artists

And if you think you are safe -- well, shame on you for not caring about other people -- you probably are not unless you fit a very narrow definition of American. One that is decidedly not American. They are going to keep taking the rope given and use it to keep adding groups to their dark agenda.

Today's the day! As you know, we're hosting the Coolest™ Magic event of 2026, and you can lock in your badges RIGHT NOW 🎉 Weekend badges (with limited early bird pricing!) are now on sale over at shoebox.gg/badges! Who are we seeing there? 👇 #MTGCube

I’m so incredibly hyped to be part of the @shoebox.gg team and creating something so special and meaningful. Can’t wait to hang out with all of you there 💜✨

Sounds like a great time to sign up for the newsletter over at Shoebox.gg, if you ask me~ 👀 #MTGCube

The shooter literally had the minimalist “Loss” meme on their rifle. You cannot take anything this person said or did at face value. It’s all so deep soaked in irony and toxic fandom culture that if you aren’t actually researching this stuff for a living you really shouldn’t be engaging with it.

Deeply pained by the news of the school shooting in Minneapolis today. What kind of world produces a person who can fire through the windows of a church at children. I mean. Fucking hell

Kind of telling that companies apparently feel like they need to apologise more for using AI than for transphobia

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to be productive to deserve to live a good life in this world. You’re worthy because you’re here.