I am on the pro tour :)

I went 8-1 at day 1 of RC Vancouver :) Going to keep playing the best magic i can tomorrow :)

I swear to god, Wizards can't get out of their own god damned way sometimes. They are making Magic Online change what decklists get published. Only the Top 8 decklists will get posted for challenges under 64 players. #mtg #ReleaseTheDecklists

Had a rough weekend for store champs but made up for it with a post-tournament challenge top 8 :) WW dimir mid WLW mirror LWL rakdos monument WW golgari mid WLW prowess WLW mirror LWL lessons -- LWL prowess Getting close to a list for the RC! @fireshoes.bsky.social

my friend/roommate/bandmate is looking for help clearing some long-standing debts if you feel so inclined to share and/or donate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-jazz-...

Imagine how much gay sex we'd all be having if grindr was a functional app

Idk who needs to hear this but start the damn hormones already come on

I am feeling an imminent replay of Sayonara Wild Hearts coming on

Testing for RC Vancouver

Is it controversial of me to think that if youre a white furry you probably shouldn't call yourself a Kitsune? Is there discourse around identifying with animals outside of your cultural background? Have therians already tread these waters? Am I opening a can of worms?

It* drives you to furious indignation sometimes *The Utter State Of Everything

I don't want to make light of people who use the platform for their jobs or whatever but like Who tf has discord nitro

Popping an edible and goldfishing amulet titan hands for the next three hours

4th in the standard challenge (n=67) with a slightly deranged build of GW landfall. Turtle felt fake and bad. Charm was bad except for exactly one time it was pretty good. Having trouble honing in on the exact build but the deck is gas and i'm gonna q for the pt with it :) @fireshoes.bsky.social

Back when i was like 21 and in my awkward closeted/nonbinary phase I followed a lot of trans women on Twitter (was desperate for a semblance of community). Every single take i saw during that time that i didnt understand or disagreed with ended up being 100% dead on.

It may not happen in ten years, nor twenty, but one day there will be a critical reappraisal of electro swing and I will be there with steampunk monocle on

If crashing out is so good they should invent crashing in

Every trophy i get with off-meta brew GW landfall just makes me stronger, I'm getting more powerful by the day

The city of Toronto is finding new ways to hate on raccoon girls every day:(

I need it to be February 20th I'm too excited for the RC :3

It has now been four years

Deep in limited prep, but took a break to play the standard challenge tn and came third with reliable GW landfall! Optimistic about the deck :) @fireshoes.bsky.social WW boros dragons WLW boros tokens LWW bant airbending WLW simic cub WLW UW control -- (opp scoop) // WLW 4c cub LWL dimir mid

I love my fashion sense dude I love dressing like a boy but with tits. I love calling people dude and bro and feeling like a chill casual kind of guy. None of this is sarcasm either dude I love this shit you can be a woman in so many ways it rules.

i beat the game

Is there a term for when you want to stop doing something but also it's the only thing you can think about or bring yourself to do

Which one is the vibe this weekend

teacher needs to come and take the toys away

Mental stability 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

God is real and we found her in the walk-in cooler in the back of an Applebee's.

It's been pretty tough to write lately. I keep having ideas that end up feeling too thin and peter out. I generally don't force myself to write when I don't feel like it and wait for an idea to really capture me, but I'm wondering if I need to take a more active approach and really try shit out!

Today is a write off

Scrubbed out of the showcase challenge so I played the standard challenge and top 8d. Tried Eli Swafford's 75 from spotlight Atlanta and learned a lot, but I think it's back to selesnya for me (clarion conq feels mandatory to have any game against the boroid menace)

underrated january banger

Sources say they are "fujoing out"

How do I get better at chess?

had a good magic day today :) top 8 at my rcq (n=35) with GB ouroboroid into into top 16 the standard chally (n=84) with GW landfall! magic da gathering baby!

Was walking across a crosswalk just now, car stopped in front of me, another car SWERVES AROUND THEM INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC TO PASS THEM. AT THE CROSSWALK. NEARLY HITTING ME. Car drivers go to hell.

No matter how much hate you have in your heart for the United States and the imperialist regime that has ruled here for so long, the capitalism that demands empire, it is not too much. It is not enough. Even if you are choking on pitch-black bile, they deserve more bile

When Mark Fisher wrote in Capitalist Realism about how capitalism subsumes its own critiques he was talking about Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

my holiday break has just been baking and running mtgo challenges and honestly, i could get used to this life

started writing this btw who wanna read it

THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE

2026 IN/OUT: IN: - Girls who do drugs - Girls with cigarettes in the back of the club - Girls who hate cops and buy guns - Girls with no buns - Girls who's mean just for fun - Girls who make love - Girls who like to fuck OUT: - That's what's up

This is the first really good bit of 2026 get in on the ground floor

running the wednesday 8pm mtgo standard challenge while at the new years hangout

I don't do resolutions but I think my goal for 2026 is just to be a bit more invested in my community and ending the settler colonial and capitalist projects, and a little less inside of my own head. HNY sluts I love u all <3

Made bagels today :)))