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Single elims at the airport as we head to Vegas for PT Strix baby :) One week in the testing house with my buds in @sanctumofall.bsky.social and then the big show!!!!

Prescription stimulants got me fucked up in the [office] feeling downright [neurotypical]

Are you gonna play arena with the wieners or play single elim pods with the big dogs

Most important thing as a pet owner is to have nicknames for your pet of every different number of syllables (at least 1 through 4) so you can fit their name into as many little songs as possible

I got to do early access for Secrets of Strixhaven, thanks for having me hehe :)))) And check out this banger 7-0 draft deck @fireshoes.bsky.social :)

I can't say with confidence that every time bsky crashes it's because of shitty AI code but you'd be hard pressed to get the idea out of my head at least

After 200 years… I present the first chapter of my new comic “It’s You Who’s On Fire” on madsmiyun.neocities.org. New chapters each month with small gaps if needed!

I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sick of fucking "artificial intelligence"

Anxious copers when the coping mechanisms arent working

Do I dare to eat a peach? Another sensational tat from the inimitable @madsmiyun.bsky.social 🥰

hello. my check engine light just came on and i was denied for OW, ODSP, and EI. i got $250 to my name and $6700 in debt that i can’t pay off. i need help to be able to pay rent and get the car fixed at the very least www.paypal.com/paypalme/big... | dm me for my e-transfer if you’re canadian

Urbanist Daft Punk be like "weeeee've come too faaaaar to be driiiiving in caaaars"

I hate April fools I hate April fools

Ok girls you know the drill, if no cis person has gotten you pizza by the end of the day, DM me and I will come through for ya. As always I suspect cis people will not pick up the ball on this and as always I would love to be proven wrong 💖

hey girl hit me with ur digits ;) (the five numbers after the # in your MTGA username)

Me when im playing a legacy mono black aggro deck and I mull down to 5 against a turbo combo player

PT SOS prep be like

Dating an Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats lesbian seems like a great idea until she brings out the MunkuStrap

PT SOS prep be like

Me in Arcane Academy gc: Truly despicable how those sorceresses use their gifts 😡 to twist the winds of magic to evil ends... i can't imagine the type of soul who'd sink so low 😤 Me in Sinister Sorceresses gc: Anyone got a good organs inside-out spell? The academy archmage is pissing me offfff 😂🤣

The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale is yuri

the beautiful thing about magic the gathering is that in every match there was something you could have done better, and the cursed thing about magic the gathering is that in every match there was something you could have done better

What a week

Face down ass up thats the way I like to dissociate

you know what? it is a blessed feeling to be a trans woman feeling like an old hag among a bunch of twenty-something trans women. how fucking lucky lucky are we to feel old?

We gotta stop calling it imitation crab, it's a delicious fish on its own find meaning in the warm embrace of pollock

First nice week of the year and im seeing trans women out here left right and centre. What a nice city to live in :) we r out here :)

They call it Overwatch because I, personally, am over it

Top 8d the standard challenge with a rather suspect version of scales landfall. I can't really recommend playing this version, I went overboard on leatherheads and underboard on standalone threats (more hydras would be good). We continue to iterate :) @fireshoes.bsky.social

Split finals of the standard chally tonight!! :) Got there with mono green michel-lands-gelo aka weirdened scales. Unsure if this is the best build or if it's better than traditional landfall, but it is powerful and fun! Decklist in alt text, thoughts below: @fireshoes.bsky.social

Never thought I'd say this but im having a lot of fun building dinky little commander decks lately. It's cool to take constructed decks that you enjoy and turn them into funny commander piles--I feel like this is how the format first got off the ground and appealed to players!

Finally starting to feel spring in the air girls This is gonna be the year I swear

Compounding pharmacy when I call them to get a refill for my estradiol valerate

tguy who gets top surgery and then goes by flat stanley

Flat Stanley is like 35 now

Im going to have been on as many PTs as Matt Johnson

Also new followers have yall read my vampire smut? It's really good and I think about it a lot dont sleep on it

Im gonna try to keep my bsky main here slightly more about magic (sorry) and art stuff and slightly less personal/nsfw I think! Gonna use my nsfw alt a little bit more DM me if you want access (it is very unfiltered (be prepared))

Top 8 in the challenge last night with mono red. Deck kinda nice with it. Howlsquad Heavy was pretty bad but Hearthborn Battler really impressed and I might want to try 4. Lost to the winning momo drum deck in rounds (seems like a vile matchup tbh) and spellementals in top 8 (extremely close match).

Thinking about Druneth, Reviver of the Hive

Platinum star trans woman (does not have discord)

Ah fuck yall I forgot about the furtive pygmy

My mono green landfall guide is now live over on Decktionary! Many thanks to them for hosting my deranged post-event words--go check em out!! :) decktionary.com/guest/mono-g...

Top 8 in the challenge last night with bad deck Rakdos Monument. Exceptional vibes but the lessons matchup feels borderline unwinnable. Sometimes you just need to play Bloodthorn Flail to feel something. Thank u fireshoes for picking the most mommydom_manifesto ass moonshadow art :)

I got home and couldn't stop thinking about magic, so I wrote a free guide to the deck I played and love, mono green landfall!!! For those who are still in RC season or playing store champs, perhaps you will gain something from it ^^ docs.google.com/document/d/1... @fireshoes.bsky.social

I love being a transgender woman who plays magic the gathering

Today I played good magic :) I came second at RC Vancouver and qualified for the Pro Tour and for Worlds ^^ I am delighted and overjoyed, so so happy for the team and our incredible performance (GO FAERIE MISCREANTS), and I can't wait for what comes next. As always, @fireshoes.bsky.social :)