If you've ever met me you know this question has one answer www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6e...

They/them godzilla

At a conference for 12+ hours today, will be posting incoherently through it

White girl STUNS with the fluency and sincerity of her massive electrical pulse cannon

Baltimore Police Department Deputy Commissioner William Rawls Epic Yaoi Moments (EXTENDED) [12 HR CUT]

My sex drive has exactly two modes and they are "do not look at me" and "i want to put you through a series of Saw traps"

Do you ever get the feeling that you are consistently doing something Wrong Like, in life

It's Screaming Nemesis not Screaming NemeCis

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK THOUGH

i'm thinkin uhhhhhhhhh no changes

The moment you start thinking about EV you're cooked as a card gamer and it's over for you. You are playing tuoys with your friends and that is IT.

Doing my hunter dailies

I think if we took all the northernlion superfans and got them hooked on longmont potion castle it'd be..... well, something

fuck baseball

Power Word: Baseball

Folks, we're all having fun here. Sports are a good time. But let me talk to you about something much less fun: nationalism

Butch tradwives

I'm butch adjacent solely because all my autism went into card games and there wasnt any left over for clothes or makeup

stay frosty

Only known trans person who dislikes Halloween

Here we go here we go here we go now ONE (nothing wrong with Vivi) TWO (nothing wrong with Vivi) FOUR (nothing wrong with Vivi) FIVE (nothing wrong with Vivi) Standard's flourishing Standard's flourishing Standard's FLOURISHING YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's hot take wednesday give me a like for a hot take

Last night we let the toxoplasmosis talk

Can't bring myself to care about baseball but I find it so easy to care about all of you who are so excited :) im happy for you all :)

Oh shit I forgot uhhhhh scapeshift satur I mean scapeshift sunday! SCAPESHIFT SUNDAY!!!!!

The titanposting will continue until morale reaches an absolutely critical low. Just unsustainably dogshit levels of morale.

Primeval Titan Pfriday

The best time to start learning Titan was years ago The second best time was also years ago The worst time is now when it's most likely to catch a ban

Shifting Woodlands Thursday ... hmm that one doesn't work as well Thirsty (for a nice glass of Malbec and practicing scapeshift lines) Thursday

Tolaria West Wednesday

Its scepter chant sunday

Making an app that purports to be for reporting when you see fare evasion on the TTC and when you use it it sends my squad of goons to your house to give you a wedgie and bully you for being a snitch

What if solar sect of mystic wisdom ~ nuclear fusion was just ambiently playing in the background whenever i'm around

magic the gathering fucking sucks dude lmaoooooooo

"In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him." - me reading the amulet titan bible to better learn how to beat it on mill

The mashup of two different women that my coworkers think my "partner" is (because I cant be assed to explain poly stuff to them) is a pretty cool lady. I'd probably get along with her pretty well.

the state of modernity is absolutely dire but i do like my friends and my girlfriends :)

Another challenge placing from ya girl.... the mill brain trust is cooking 😤

Sometimes its like. I feel bad and I don't know how to feel good

It's hard to talk about randomizers in public because saying "bro I got the craziest seed last night" tends to get odd looks

What's the non-smoking equivalent of smoking where you get to indulge in a little treat that you have to be outside for and its a little break from your day. But its not smoking

I have such a complicated relationship with furrydom

shhh don't tell my wife but she's REALLY cute when she's getting mad at silksong

I love chia seeds

I can only speak for myself but I am not a doll and strongly dislike being referred to as such. If you are trans and call me a doll I will feel uncomfortable, if you are cis and call me a doll I will beat you up.

Coding for fun again but it's only to calculate expected # of cards milled from tasha's hideous laughter and mind funeral

Magic the gathering is awesome because you are playing the best game ever made that is actively being sabotaged at EVERY level from corporate to play design to competitive support to marketing. Just picking up the game makes you feel like a proud warrior fighting a battle against an endless foe.

Girl who thinks locktober is just the month where you gotta lock in