the older i get the more i realize that concepts like "lift" are paper-thin excuses to cover over the fact that planes work on dark magic and if everyone on board stops believing in it the plane will fall out of the sky

the worst part of #gg5 is how its making me root for joshisntgaming because he's the only male contestant who sees women as people

I got a frickin fire cape last night btw I think this year is gonna be alright

they took down broshosting 😭

new steers resolution im getting a frickin cow baby

SHOULD AUUUUULD ACQUAINTANCE BEEEEE FORGOT AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIND

not to say anything positive about suburbia but wow i can see stars

all you need to know about whether you can trust what most people say about pacing is that the lowest rated breaking bad episode is "fly"

idk how we broadly feel about the reclaimability of 'troon' but it's such a stupid and silly word that i can't help but giggle whenever i read it

im frickin wet!!!!!

I've enjoyed seeing the eglinton line signs on the subway map in a "lol sure thing bud!" kinda way but it is very funny to imagine a tourist or something without the lore or context assuming they can take it because there's nothing on the map to suggest it's not running yet

i think most people assume i don't know anything about fashion but i actually put a lot of thought into dressing like a girl who dresses like a boy who doesn't know anything about fashion

I love this movie so goddamn much

Burst in to tears at the end of A Very Sunny Christmas it's actually such a cute little found-family-christmas special

beer mom

are yukon golds mashable smashable

in 2026 im gonna stop being a serial deleter (im gonna figure out how to be vulnerable without being whiney)

my name is Spiky Tree. I am not one of them. I wish to stab you

Cool! Un VHS de Eraserhead! Ca va me servir pour quand je ne veux plus jamais dormir!

who is going around telling the 19 year old transgenders they can walk into bars with backpacks full of Black Flys

Canadians, please sign this and share it around: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

in the ai era you can only trust video essayists with incomprehensible european accents

low bar bathroom selfie

every six months my mom remembers instagram exists, sends me twenty straight minutes of the least funny reels you've ever seen, and then retreats back into the mist until she's needed again

pissed off that That One Ex Friend is still able to prevent me from being vulnerable nearly 8 years later. Why does she get to win

Slop is word year

does anyone have any leads or know what the benefits situation is

ok forreal I love Rhea Seehorn so much but the best Kim Wexler scenes were the ones where she starts fraying at the edges and if that's gonna be this whole show im fucking ready

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF! AND HE GETS TO BE IN THE HIVEMIND? WHAT A SICK JOKE!

I do not consider hivemind to be an effective motivator.

HAAAAAAANK DON'T JOIN THE HIVEMIND HANK

Heh heh. Hey Gomey we're in a hivemind now Gomey

AAAAaaaaaannnnddd mylove Mylove MYLOVE SHE KEEPS ME WARM SHE KEEPS ME WAA-ARM SHE KEEPS ME WA-A-ARM SHE KEEPS MEEEEE WAAAAAARMMMM

self portrait 2 sharpie and pencil on post-it

Had to bike to work today because I'm one ttc commute away from ending it all and i almost ate shit a dozen times and i got fuckin DRENCHED and covered in mud and frozen and i was cackling the whole way in. absolute type 3 fun stuff

self portrait sharpie on post-it

They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.

fuck u hugh laurie voice of dumbledore ass bitch

YES you should be doing your best to move away from Spotify for so many reasons AND I really really love seeing what people have been listening to this year i care about you and your music taste

comparing how much facial hair i have left to how much electrolysis money i have left and i understand the appeal of dog racing

why does the subway voice tell us that there's been an injury at track level? why don't they just say they're "responding to an incident" or some such

my favourite thing about playing halo 3 with January is that she loves the map Epitaph. what a delightfully bizarre woman

I don't like SHORTS i like LONG FORM CONTENT where people talk about lorkhan for SIX HOURS and i can slowly absorb it over FOUR WEEKS while brushing my TEETH

obviously there's a reason sea shanty 2 lives in everyone's heart but for my money the funniest runescape song is flute salad

im sorry there's a prominent terf named "Genevieve Gluck"?

all my fav beer drinkin songs are by artists who shortly after released sobriety albums what a strange coincidence

WHAT