the disrespect at the large crab....

what vpn do ppl use? my nord subscription is almost up and it's been *fine* but I've definitely had issues with it (if I could remember what those issues actually were that would be a big help but i filed them away as "shit i would totally remember in a few months when it came time to switch")

feeling like getting slapped hard enough that my glasses fly off. tbh

I think i need to begin a new and excitingly different adventure

I love the weird political rants in the back of the uline catalog. I love how clearly everyone has blocked karam lal om LinkedIn and this is his only remaining soapbox

saw a literal motorcade of like six black escalades with stupid little kitkat flags escorting a kitkat truck and im starting to think this whole thing is just a big publicity stunt

there's this pervasive thing in the mandela effect/simulation theory sphere where they're always like "have you ever noticed that you never see your neighbours bringing their groceries inside" and im pretty sure that's just suburban atomization bc i see people with their groceries all the time

Clicking "decline" to all cookies ever is great until you try to post a picture to bsky and it decides "nah u didnt give me enough cookies" so it posts a bunch of green lines instead and the joke really isn't all that funny so it's not like ur gonna repost it through a different browser/device

how it feels to have a flight booked to Las Vegas, NV

uh oh my semiannual pack of cigarettes only lasted a business quarter

in vegas im gonna get In-N-Out

OBAMNA!

after January wins the pt im stealing her trophy and taking it to caesars palace and slamming it on red so hard that it shatters and i get ejected

playing eudaemon at work at the sex club in the Ronto

Hardcore TS on The Pit

winter beater doesn't have a bell so whenever I'm about to get run over i just make this noise

how it feels when u invite ppl to come over for sausage grilling and nobody responds simply because it's 2am on a Tuesday

BEEN THINKIN A LOT TODAY BEEN THINKIN A LOT TODAYYYYYYYY

you know what? it is a blessed feeling to be a trans woman feeling like an old hag among a bunch of twenty-something trans women. how fucking lucky lucky are we to feel old?

thinking about dear evangeline's big time sensuality cover in a big ass Lithuania house room.......

post-me1 analysis: i roleplayed as a fast-and-loose renegade who's frustrated with red tape and maybe has some pro-human biases but loves her crew dearly and stops short of full on human supremacy/racism (ok i did kill the rachni queen) and only missed one fairly inconsequential check

mass effect run continues apace, finished me1 with Wrex alive as well as ashley (decided i would rather deal with space redneck over human shredded wheat), fucked liara but i plan to dump her for garrus as soon as i get the chance. made January stay up way past her bedtime for the sovereign convo

bioware really put their whole pussy into Virmire you forget how boring the entire rest of the game is

they stole an hour from women

what are other songs that are like, very pro-woman but also misogynist such as Girls (Beastie Boys) and Girls (The Dare) they don't have to be called Girls

realizing it doesn't matter if i ever get a bad haircut because im already a hat girlie

everything is beautiful today

LORD SNOW WAHOO

Regular, ground-based basket weaving

holy shit

does being transamourous (holy fuck that word is comical in non-yank) automatically invalidate somebody from being a grungler

it owns (sucks ass) how you can get a whole row of seats to yourself on the subway during rush hour by simply not being afraid of homeless people who are literally asleep

can the people who constantly lose rings at my job start having similar finger sizes to me thanks

I wish i didn't work every weekend

does anyone know exactly how much leeway they give u with paragon/renegade in mass effect can i do a ~mostly renegade run without being pro-genophage and not get locked out of most checks

To this day I can't hear "better off alone" without ranting about pylons and vespene gas

there should be achievements for real life so that I feel a sense of accomplishment when a coworker goads me with transphobic nonsense

Today I played good magic :) I came second at RC Vancouver and qualified for the Pro Tour and for Worlds ^^ I am delighted and overjoyed, so so happy for the team and our incredible performance (GO FAERIE MISCREANTS), and I can't wait for what comes next. As always, @fireshoes.bsky.social :)

The world in which i am dating a magic card got a little bit closer today

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY! WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY! WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP JANUARY!

GIRLFRIEND IN THE FINALS OF MAGIC REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AAAAAA GO @sweetpotatojanuary.bsky.social

PRO TOUR JANUARY! PRO TOUR JANUARY! PRO TOUR JANUARY! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO @sweetpotatojanuary.bsky.social IS THE GOAT

I am on the pro tour :)

my fav dog cart is back open.... summertime toronto i can taste you....

I won a pair of pedals at the race 2 weeks ago and I swapped em on to the winter beater today. And holy shit it feels so cool to upgrade my bike with parts i won. forza motorsport shit

low bar bathroom selfie

music :) beer :)