cisf chasers are real as fuck because i also want to have a woman with a penis fuck me silly

sometimes it fucks me up that if i had been more active in making specifically transfem connections when I first came out i could have been best buds with a c-tier podcaster

de jure i am my brother's sister but de facto i fear I will always be an older brother

fuck all bug carnies. fuck grimm fuck trobio

brain and body not work today

the complimentary beverages call to me

that smug sense of satisfaction when you put off a task for way too long and then you do it and it sucks exactly as much as you thought it would

I envy the naive fools who believe serviceontario to be the worst place on earth. would that i could return to those days of innocence before I discovered serviceontario inside of the canadian tire

just found out jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon are two different guys

hollow knight 3 where you get to be the cogwork dancers pls

who would win

crazy how good life is when you skip work to drink beer and play magic with a bunch of sweaty nerds (pos)

feeling really sad and scared about being trans today :(

"I bought this before Elon went crazy" sticker on my bike

call my face a box the way it got cut

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what do you mean 4 beers makes me worse at silksong

my body is a machine that turns $15-25 into black branded dad hats

SHOULD OOOOOLD ACQUAINTANCE BEEEEE FORGOT AND NEVERRRR BROUGHT TO MIIIIIND?

i think if i was a journalist and saw the video i would have simply announced "yeah he died" instead of waiting 5 hours

look at her

sister splinter call me

now that i don't have to trick people into coming to the beach with me i can finally admit that it's starting to feel like fall and im happy as a clam about it

i hate these stupid ANTS

these are the closing days of the Third Era... and the final hours.. of my life

ok i can't figure out if there's a way to nsfw this last ever pic of me as a twenty something get it while it's hot

can u like mark shit as nsfw or spoiler tagged or whatever on here

when they told me silksong was gonna be hard to play i thought they were talking about the bosses

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sick :(

its peak rooftop season baby (u can listen to the sounds of the city without the endless hum of a million fucking air conditioner exhausts)

crispy drew me i love it sm

i am such a fucking DYKE FAGGOT btw

hi my name's Phone Wallace Keys and the bridge named after me collapsed in Baltimore last year or so

the problem with bringing tote bag to rave is that my dance moves are limited to reload magnum, overheat plasma pistol, reload spiker, reload mauler, reload smg, reload needler, overheat plasma rifle

the bathroom door opens. only one person emerges. everyone boos

alcomahol :)

I love being part of the hoi polloi at a queer event i know everyone's drinking patterns from when u bitches go to sapphic and i don't have to give a fuckkkkkkkkk

bartenders you say "thank you sir" to

i missed 4 Queen streetcars before caving and unlocking a bikeshare and i rode past every single one of the streetcars i missed 😋

cut everything but the box kites

id probably be mad at myself if i let a stupid little thing like work stop me from going out on the last weekend of my 20s yeah

pulling up to the air show in one of these

is there a vpn that doesn't make half my programs yell at me

the best time to start scrobbling was 20 years ago. the second best time is today

I've decided that 30 is gonna be about looking bewildered and lost whenever anyone says "oh sorry we're cashless"

stay strapped

i think it interesting that "cleaning toilets" is used as like the archetypal 'undesirable job', presumably because of the imagined ick factor. But really the reason cleaning toilets sucks is because of the repetitive back strain

the number of people with sapphic tickets who i know spent all weekend at the super secret rave... how the hell do you people do this im impressed id be dead