Underwater Basket Weaving's Car City is a seminal urbanist work on par with anything written by Jacobs

adding my dad on strava has made me a much more reckless cyclist than any alley cat

beaus barn burner

gf trying to explain what “kill team” is to me and i’m like “so yr saying kill teams kill teams”

a minmiracle...

steve spiros? easy-going?

damn dude they're making canada play against both bosnia AND herzegovina??? pretty scuffed odds imo

I'm learning things today

I "knew" waymos and stuff were real but only just now internalized that they're like actually real what the fuck lol

quick "shit's fucked" selfie for the work gc ended up being a really nice pic of me :3

cis women are fucking terrified of the gender neutral bathroom that happens to have urinals in it

the best part about being thirty at drom is that all these trannies' dance moves cap out at halo reach while I'm dropping combat evolved plasma pistols on the dance floor

they call it Tom yum soup because it's pretty good

I spent most of the night perched on a barstool dissociating into the middle distance like some sort of gargoyle but loud music once again turned around the worst mental health day this quarter

I would really, really like to spend several hours with a group of at least 4 close friends in a moderately loud bar and that's what it comes down to

feeling sad on the internet

not a lot of people know that The Blowjob Brothers, Ben and Jerry, and Goofus and Gallant are the same people. Its Ben "Blowjob" Goofus and Jerry "Blowjob" Gallant

YOU CRUSHED PAAAAAPER HEARTS STOLE AND SOLD AND RIIIIPED APART YOU PROMISE WITH STAMPS BUT YOU NEVER DELIVER TO MEEEEEE SOME POSTMAN YOU TURNED OUT TO BE

feeling old at the function again but this time I'm not feeling philosophically optimistic im just feeling bitter (and hot, in fairness)

checking out if the song i wanna do next time i go to karaoke is on youtube and theres one version from three days ago with 19 views

also omfg i am never complaining about a Face to Face event ever again all things considered the Canadian RCs and side events are run pretty dang smoothly and they totally prizewallmog whoever runs the magiccon events

i had a lovely time at magiccon but honestly vegas as a city is.... not for me!

i love my girlfriend @sweetpotatojanuary.bsky.social so much and im so fucking proud of her not only for still being the best magic player I've ever known but her immense personal growth over the past week and her drive to keep improving and perseverance through a crazy emotional rollercoaster 💖♥️💕

t girl i fridays

WHY IS IT CALLED ATLANTA IF IT'S THAT FAR INLAND WHAT THE HELL

got a stupid lil haircut btw

and the riverbank sings of the waters of march its the promise of spring its the hope in your heart

ok im 98% sure I'm completely fine but my whole ass body is so bruised rn and i feel kinda giddy about that

oughhhhh motherfucker I hit that "too drunk to bike" point again owie

today's wordle was fucking psychotic btw

I feel like we've had the designs for bathroom dispensers pretty much perfect for decades, why are we trying to innovate in this area

the disrespect at the large crab....

what vpn do ppl use? my nord subscription is almost up and it's been *fine* but I've definitely had issues with it (if I could remember what those issues actually were that would be a big help but i filed them away as "shit i would totally remember in a few months when it came time to switch")

feeling like getting slapped hard enough that my glasses fly off. tbh

I think i need to begin a new and excitingly different adventure

I love the weird political rants in the back of the uline catalog. I love how clearly everyone has blocked karam lal om LinkedIn and this is his only remaining soapbox

saw a literal motorcade of like six black escalades with stupid little kitkat flags escorting a kitkat truck and im starting to think this whole thing is just a big publicity stunt

there's this pervasive thing in the mandela effect/simulation theory sphere where they're always like "have you ever noticed that you never see your neighbours bringing their groceries inside" and im pretty sure that's just suburban atomization bc i see people with their groceries all the time

Clicking "decline" to all cookies ever is great until you try to post a picture to bsky and it decides "nah u didnt give me enough cookies" so it posts a bunch of green lines instead and the joke really isn't all that funny so it's not like ur gonna repost it through a different browser/device

how it feels to have a flight booked to Las Vegas, NV

uh oh my semiannual pack of cigarettes only lasted a business quarter

in vegas im gonna get In-N-Out

OBAMNA!

after January wins the pt im stealing her trophy and taking it to caesars palace and slamming it on red so hard that it shatters and i get ejected

playing eudaemon at work at the sex club in the Ronto

Hardcore TS on The Pit

winter beater doesn't have a bell so whenever I'm about to get run over i just make this noise

how it feels when u invite ppl to come over for sausage grilling and nobody responds simply because it's 2am on a Tuesday