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down in a hole feeling so smol

I turned 34 today.

so many companies have butthole logos.

retweeting a bunch of my "democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism" tweets because democrats are willing partners in the rise of fascism

using the weekend that left labor movements fought and died to give you to talk shit on the left.

Do you see how democrats enable the slide into fascism Trump and Biden both acted in accordance with US imperialist ambitions. This is a dangerous narrative they are enabling on purpose to excuse US leaders behavior

being a liberal means accepting the things you can change.

Being liberal means, in part, being a capitalist. Which means commitment to elite exploitation and to US's hegemonic project. Its why Ds have been so committed to police, foreign interventions, genocide, cars and suburbs; really anything in their platform not pertaining directly to race and gender

are you saying he was a genius with his penius?

just dropped a beautiful piece of cheese on the floor brb gonna cut my fingers off as punishment

redesigning a proposal for a landscaper and some of the job specs include edging and fertilization. bro i'm just trying to work how come everything is so horny.

a little buzzed off the sangria so ama

Did I hear additional funding for NYC?? Sounds like a great opportunity for @mayor.nyc.gov to keep his campaign promise, and fund NYC Library systems at a minimum of 0.5% of the city’s expense budget.

they said don't eat your feelings but they never said anything about chips

hegseth always looks like he's thinking really hard but in reality this is what's playing in his head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhU...

you've never piloted a mech and it's super obvious.

having a kid means that sometimes your fingers smell really bad and you'll never figure out why. just poop smell finger for no reason.

dryer, switch your setting to normal mode. set the beeper to high, the dry level to normal- wait... set it to more. use mid high temp control and execute program when ready.

why do i want communism? because the shadow of war nemesis system should belong to the people.

lets use our racist, classist, fucked up justice system to get us out of fascism what a wonderful idea

Overcrowding, bad (no) medical care, not enough food, filth — these are average and expected in this country’s jails and prisons everywhere. ICE detention conditions aren’t below the norm — that’s the norm. That’s what 2 million ppl and their families experience every day.

I have 900 followers and many are just blue wave fools who happened to see an anti-trump post at one point.

fucked my wife too hard last time and my dick smashed into that weird construct that women have deep in their vaginas.

when was your last lobotomy?

fix your hearts or I will eat them

remember when buzz lightyear got forcefemmed?

hard to workout when horny.

there is no such thing as an apolitical organization. no such thing as an apolitical person.

No one is going to give the education you need to overthrow them. Nobody is going to teach you your true history, teach you your true heroes, if they know that knowledge will help set you free. – Assata Shakur

i don't believe in intellectual property. that's a made up thing and you don't have to accept it.

the democratic party has never been at the helm of social change it has always been dragged by labor and social movements, kicking and screaming as it is forced to concede on points it doesn't want to because not-so-deep-down it is as concerned as the GOP with maintaining the status quo.

unemployment is by design. there is so much work to do that you have to actually force unemployment to be a thing.

not interested in taxing billionaires on wealth that doesn't even belong to them.

Confining himself to this mild, innocuous, wishy-washy declamation, the petty bourgeois, in practice, trail helplessly behind the bourgeoisie, “sympathising” in some things with the proletariat in words, remaining dependent on the bourgeoisie in deeds,

The petty-bourgeois viewpoint differs from the bourgeois one in that the petty bourgeois “renounces” annexations, “condemns” imperialism, “demands” from the bourgeoisie that it cease to be imperialistic while keeping within the framework of world-imperialist relations and the capitalist system…

was going at it with a liberal about campus protests under biden and they said that all universities in the country were public property. all these sweet summer children are the ones trying to shame people into voting for whatever ghoul the democrats put up in 2028.

stop calling yourself a leftist. wtf are you? what flavor of marxist? what flavor of anarchist? you gotta know that shit because that is the future landscape of competing political thought. "leftist infighting" is just regular political discourse after barbarism is put down. "leftism" isn't a thing.

We have to raise our political expectations.

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

Schumer is pro the war on Iran and I think that in and of itself is disqualifying. It seems imperative that Democrats demand that he resign or be replaced as Senate minority leader because he is actually working to support the fascist in chief. It's untenable.

why tf not, right? not like y'all are trying to actually win anyway.