Mind parents and teachers cracking up at kids singing “I’m horny” #TOTP

Bonus episode of Who Owns the Clyde - some reflections on recent actions including meeting with Colombian River Guardians of the Atrato, our Mapathon, petition progress & much more! podfollow.com/who-owns-the... @judebarber.bsky.social @halinarifai.com

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Huge thanks to @halinarifai.com for guidance and to Natalia Uribe for producing the show!

There’s a lot going on at the moment but here’s a future thing me and @halinarifai.com are super proud of at @thequeenshall.bsky.social www.thequeenshall.net/whats-on/amp...

Thanks SO much to @carriem.co.uk for speaking to me for this! Imposter syndrome is still wild when I see words like “expert” 😂, also great seeing @nicolameighan.bsky.social in there too ❤️

I was stalked for two years, the guy stalked my then girlfriend, my work colleagues, and my bosses. I gave four statements about it, and they did the princely sum of fuck all, until I had a nervous breakdown, so it’s nice to see the police use their time like this. Stupid cunts.

You’ll recall that the cancelled second phase of the Leveson Inquiry - cancelled by the government, because the press and the police both demanded it - was intended to examine overly chummy and probably corrupt relationships between government, press and police.

The media, Zionists and key people have whipped this up to take away from what is happening in Gaza. There is a genocide. Utterly shameful. This will be remembered.

This

This was a nice piece of news this week

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Thing is, they are going to have to put Kneecap on main stage now at #TRNSMT. King Tut’s is not going to deal with the influx going by what is happening.

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I mean “Yellow man in Timbuktu” is one of the lyrics of Spice Up Your Life. Jesus Christ #totp

THIS👇👇👇

“If I die, I want a loud death. I don’t want to be just breaking news, or a number in a group, I want a death that the world will hear.” She was about to get married; a film about her life in Gaza had just been finished. 10 of her family were killed with her. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Jimmy Ray went on Blue Peter once to promote this and how rock and roll he was. #totp

Oh god. I fucking despise these covers. It’s such a waste of a gospel choir. #totp

Only two things would survive a nuclear holocaust- cockroaches and Barbie Girl by Aqua #TOTP

Speaking of terfs #totp

🤮🤮🤮🤮 A reminder that Paul Draper is a piece of shit. #totp

Really looking forward to taking part in this event at @portybooks.bsky.social next week! Especially excited to hear from my fellow @404ink.bsky.social writers, who are all brilliant 🙌 www.theportobellobookshop.com/events/an-in...

“Why don’t you just go to space? You doyles. Just go to space. What’s stopping you? Oprah will stump up for you. You’re pals with Oprah, yeah?” I didn’t think it was possible for anyone to come out of this worse than Katy Perry, but this Gayle King dingbat is giving it a good go. So tone deaf.

Can the courts define what the definition of a decent human being is next? Because I’m positive JK Rowling would be excluded

An important reminder as the Supreme Court makes its judgement - not a single trans person was heard from at any point during this case before them, even a trans judge who applied was refused. This is, as usual, the British state acting as cis people to impose their will on trans people.

A very dark day. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

James English is a narcissist, a bully and a hypocrite, who has given a platform to Joey Barton (also in the news this week), Tommy Robinson, David Goodwillie and Andrew Tate among others. A malignant 'I'm just asking questions' chancer preying on and pandering to the country's thickest people

Great story from @robbiejourno.bsky.social that I enjoyed all the more as my (now late) granny campaigned for the first supermarket to be opened in Castlemilk in the 90s! Resulting in her opening a subsequent shop as covered by the Evening Times (she called for a correction when they misnamed me 😭)

Donald Trump and Netanyahu are going to genocide all the Palestinians and the Media is going to pretend it isn't happening.

Carol Decker can also fuck right off. #comicrelief

Just in case #ElonMusk is watching BBC tonight. We have this charity in the UK called #ComicRelief Be nice if you donated some of your billions of dollars, to help children in need around the world. With water, food and education.

What in the actual fuck was that #comicrelief #oasis

Can someone explain to me why Amazon are being featured on #comicrelief when Bezos doesn’t pay tax, the staff don’t get paid properly and Bezos is in bed with Trump. Jesus Christ. A billionaire who could solve this is being advertised on Comic Relief.

Another week of the chart run down and shouting “deviant, cretin, wanker…” how time changes things #totp

Only come on Bluesky for #TOTP updates now

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I mind someone telling me that Justin Currie (Del Amitri) was in a pub in the West End (Glasgow) and pulled the “do you know who I am line”

This again. #TOTP

I love Supergrass. Even the bad songs #TOTP

It’s actually mad sitting through #totp going “transphobe, facial, etc” Oh how time flies.

And the Oscar goes to No Other Land 💫 Available to stream here: releasing.dogwoof.com/no-other-land

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Sell out in the crowd Stormzy #thebrits

An American artist opening #thebrits with King’s guard is as offensive as anything for so many people.

You wake up and think nah, the news can't get any worse, but alas. We have reached another level of hell again.

Fuck me, this Gary Barlow song is the musical equivalent of consolidating all your debt into one manageable monthly payment #totp

Olive, one of the best tracks of that time. Hands down and still stands up today #topofthepops

The feedback on this episode has been very moving