It's galling to contemplate but I really think you have to admit that Musk buying X was an unqualified victory. It can't be exaggerated just how much prominent journalists, pundits, business type, etc. mistake the vibe on X for "how the country is feeling."

I dunno what prompted a clothing brand to launch a men’s sweater called the Rosa Parks with an advert featuring a man taking a seat, but we are where we are

WARNING ⚠️ Across the country dads continue to make hosepipe ban jokes.

The track’s too small for 1500m speed skating. It’s chaos. 3,000m relay speed skating - hold my beer.

Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.

We’ve been here before with Italy, still in the game after an hour only to lose. This side looks different. #IREvITA

There’s already a location in the US for legal proceedings to take place when this administration collapses.

greatest headline of my adult life

We go over live to the current US health chief

In why are you still drinking in a Nazi bar news… www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Are there any billionaires that aren’t perverts, racists, or both?

You wait until there’s a Rain Olympics. Team GB will defeat everyone.

An economic migrant residing in Monaco tells us what’s what. Makes a change from some blowhard living in Dubai I suppose.

if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings

So much of this administration’s aggressive incompetence would be rejected from movie scripts for being unrealistic.

Switzerland doesn’t have a prime minister. The president of Switzerland is a man. Cognitive decline is a thing.

Watching the Winter Olympics and each day I think of the classic Dutch TV sketch. youtu.be/E_6d3JBBo4s?...

Love the enthusiasm of the Big Air commentators.

Man who rarely showed up to the European parliament as an MEP and the UK parliament as an MP says what?

1998 to 2026: Sugababes - 6 Prime ministers - 8*

Who’s the super bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*

Imagine being able to lead a professional life without any real negative consequences. The domain of the right wing journalist or the tech millionaires.

Found the most relatable sport.

Baz almost “over prepared’ the England team again.

As always the big mistake Scotland made was not immediately shutting down any talk of whether it’ll be Scotland’s season. #ITAvSCO

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

The Obamas should post that video of Trump and his good friend Jeffrey Epstein leering at young women and take it down 12 hours later.

👍 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Boooo! #FRAvIRE

Ah, welcome back French director with your arty slo-mo shots. #FRAvIRE

The world’s least amusing man who just wants people to laugh at his jokes may have inadvertently made a funny post.

Starmer sounds broken under these questions.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Well it needs to keep within the speed limit then.

Farage: Snake oil, get your snake oil! Kuenssberg: Is it the same snake oil as before, that doesn’t work? Farage: Yes, it’s exactly the same snake oil! Kuenssberg: Gosh, he’s so honest

Traitors Ireland is CHAOS.

What’s the American right’s favourite band? Guns N’ Nonces

Fact of the day: When Trump met Melania at a party in 1998 he was with his then girlfriend Celina Midelfart - and honestly, if you're British, it feels like the whole thing was scripted by Mike Myers...

I’m pretty sure Mark E. Smith just liked a pint or six.

Looks like the SO CALLED experts have once again MISJUDGED the quality of a movie. The person that went to see Melania LOVED IT.

It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Djokovic losing the tennis.

Laura

I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'