Turning into one of the funniest moments in British political history.

The appointment of these officials seems rather… unusual.

BCCI set to announce the Indian cricket team will make no further tours of England or Ireland.

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

Hope Farage gets into the spirit of things and we see him in fancy dress like the other novelty candidates.

Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.

anyone have the link on the bbc website where you can register to do a broadcast, i have some things to say too

Oh no it’s that bloke in the pub who can’t take his ale having a rant again.

Oh you’re critical of mobs are you now?

Right wing populists are so whiny

That statement in full.

Bluesky this morning:

"We had goals that weren't counted. They had goals scored by dead people. There were goals delivered in drop boxes. Each of their goals was counted three times. The machines which count the goals are rigged by Venezuela."

Q: Why are Americans sometimes stereotyped as ignorant and entitled? A:

Belgium should withdraw from the game unless it’s played on Epstein Island.

Harry Kane being interviewed.

It’s shithouse o’clock.

Shove it up your sombrero!

Absolute banter outcome if this ends up running past 5am and pubs are chucking people out during extra time

Tony Blair not appealing to Fifa after Beckham lashed out at Simeone in 1998 was the start of this country’s national decline.

After consultation with President Trump FIFA now announcing that Belgium to be removed from the Last 16 fixture to be replaced by Russia.

It’s flying ant day. Don’t know what that means for the football.

NEW Stewart Lee column Want to protect women and girls? I’d keep them away from fake grassroots organisation Raise the Colours

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

December 1914: Amongst the cheer a Paraguayan volunteer goes in two-footed during the Christmas truce.

With Uruguay out you thought where’s the shithousing going to come from? But Paraguay have stepped up.

Lovely tribute to the Nazi scientists that got them to the moon.

Wonder if Nigel Farage’s plane tickets to the US this week were paid for by a British traitor or an American traitor?

Imagine if It Happened today of all days.

FUCKING HELL

Up the Verde!

As we were. Everyone happy and there’ll be no talk of conspiracies and whatnot.

Absolute blink of the eye stuff from Messi. The spoilsport.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK

Nice try, but moving the Mexico game to 7pm won’t make up for the CIA poisoning Gordon Banks in 1970.

When England go out we’re going to have to suffer a sad BBC montage soundtracked by Wonderwall and this is already making me angry.

The boundary between north and south is in the mind. And midlanders move it depending on which of you is being the most annoying.

Never mind the altitude in Mexico City, coping with tired and emotional drivers is going to make Monday morning look like Mad Max.

Everyone catching up on Portugal Croatia

Joseph de Maistre is credited with saying every nation gets the government it deserves. Happy 250th USA!

(Trump spoke with an AI Teddy Roosevelt today)

Now the hard work begins. Considering how to stay away between 1 and 3am on a Monday.

Shit! Did you see that!?

Got a bad feeling we’re in DRC keeper having a blinder territory.

Terrible from England considering we’re not even on ITV.

It’s very hard to escape the conclusion that these people don’t have a problem with violence against women or child abuse, per se. They’re just against “braaahn people touching aaahr women and kids”, precisely because they see them as THEIRS to assault and abuse…