was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Melania:

The White House now, figuratively, emulating this gif, but alternating between 'Epstein files' and 'Iran War'.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

And you’ve included skydiving in the pre-nuptial agreement as requested? Yes Mr Vance, Clause 14.2(iii)

Trump: “I moved on Iran like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there.”

Donald ‘chinny reckon’ Trump.

Spurs stay up and Arsenal fail to win a trophy. Arsenal TV would be insane if we weren’t all incinerated in the nuclear apocalypse.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Love to read a Presidential communication that immediately has me Googling whether there any safeguards on his unilateral use of nuclear weapons. The results are not comforting:

Reading “Healing from Narcissistic Abuse” by a friend of mine, Dr Daksha Hirani, and am struck by this narcissism checklist…

It’s not at exact medical term, but the President’s brain is ‘fucked’.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

you know the way "why did the Roman Empire fall" and "what are the causes of the First World War" are big questions that sort of function like Rorsharch tests, allowing people to debate ultimately inexplicable moments in history? "Why did no one stop Trump" a decent future shout for the third.

CHRIS IS RISEN

Proposal to upgrade ‘Spursy’ to ‘North Londonsy’. #SOUARS

Hearing some talk that When It Happens might be happening this weekend?

Was just listening to the Rest is History discussing the second iteration of the Ku Klux Klan embracing anti-Catholic discrimination.

My favorite is the little princess in blue who looks genuinely terrified but then you can see her realize in real time, "Wait... There's more of us and only one of them... Charge!"

Things you do when your product is brilliant and sales are going great:

I hope we’re fighting with the French in the upcoming US-France conflict.

The start of the cricket season + Bank Holiday. Of course…

My favourite thing about the paywall fade you get is that it's the perfect encapsulation of slowly backing away from the nutter in the pub who tries to tell you about how MI5 are controlling his teeth.

Italy the first former winners to miss three World Cups in a row.

Wonder if Italians are familiar with the description ‘Spursy’?

This fixture has been great preparation to be completely dispirited by England’s performance in their first World Cup group game.

This week’s Saturday Night Live featuring Jack Whitehall and Kasabian is a real test for the goodwill it’s built so far.

A message from the UK for Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth

THE MATRIX was released 27 years ago today. Acclaimed as both one of the great science fiction movies and a groundbreaking action film, the behind-the-scenes story will have you questioning reality… 1/44

Increasingly concerned that Madman Theory, with a man who literally is mentally incapacitated, leads to Tehran or somewhere else getting nuked.

Lovely tribute to one of Jeffrey Epstein’s favourite airports.

He should ask him to start investing in accommodation in The Hague.

Tudor Succession Crisis II

Fascinated by Marco Rubio’s hairline. It’s almost entirely without substance or form. It is liminal, unreachable: a madman’s lilo. A cow’s memory of war

I knew about Panenka winning the 1976 Euros with his penalty, what I didn’t know was the shoot-out came about because some German players had holidays booked so didn’t want a replay. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

supreme accidental comic timing in Commons just now during PMQs: Keir Starmer: “there is only one party leader who has shown he will say anything, no matter how divisive, if he is paid to do so” Speaker (calling the next question): “Nigel Farage”

[running into room]: you could say Brewdog has once again left a bad taste in people’s mouths

This is the one of the greatest acts of non-violent resistance I have ever seen. www.youtube.com/shorts/hBzVg...

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

If I were the Chelsea board I’d just give the referee an envelope full of cash? #EVECHE