Nominative determinism at its finest.

Karen! #Strictly

I could’ve been a contender! A man sabotaged by the tofu eating wokerati for dancing like a shaved bear in a cruel Victorian circus and having the personality of an overbearing and entitled pub drunk. Bosh! #Strictly

It’s got to be Karen for me tonight, Geoff. #Strictly

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.

Looking forward to escaping the all encompassing plodding of Oasis in 2026. #SPOTY

Find someone that looks at you the way Graeme Souness looks at Socrates.

They’ve started the retro Christmas scorelines.

Trump used to have at least some semblance of a filter but that’s crumbling with his cognitive decline. He does however remain a piece of shit.

Is there any compelling evidence that Donald Trump isn’t a nonce?

Primal Scream continuing to be a band of some great highs and ill conceived lows.

used to be like "ha ha how could people fall for snake oil" and now it's like "oh everyone falls for every kind of snake oil possible all the time including billionaires and politicians, just guzzling up snake oil at a horrifically alarming rate and vomiting out onto the rest of us" 🫠🙃

you'd think that the fact the president of the united states is completely fucking insane would be a bigger news story

Self-declared Free Speech Capital of the World Deeply Concerned about European Censorship proposes pre-screening tweets for wrongthink as part of the ESTA application process. Cool. Cool cool cool.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

The call is coming from inside the house.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

First use of “bollocking” in Doctor Who related content?

Ringers out! Say the public. #Strictly

Lots of dads looking up from their phones. #strictly

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

The arrogance of England batsmen. How could *I* be out.

You have to wonder if most of the English batsman are just made of bravado and dimwittery.

have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!

That was an awful experience. But at least it’s coming home.

Will USA get Epstein Island?

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.

Why don’t they start with the lower seeds first for a bit of suspense?

“I have to say the best of the Beatles”.

What a strange decision to have Rio Ferdinand in this pivotal position.

Starting to want to see all these people in The Hague.

What is this regional sales conference?

Infantino explaining that’s there’s so many countries playing in this World Cup there’s no need for the traditional ‘warm balls’.

Jesus, fuck off

To be fair to Trump, a rise from drawing the balls in the 1991 Rumbelows Cup to the World Cup is quite the trajectory.

"and it was on his Island where you became best friends...."

Sepp Blatter is at home thinking that even he was never this much of a money-grubbing toady arsehole.

At least Mussolini didn’t show up to the 1934 draw looking like someone’s done a dirty protest on his face.

Don’t forget Trump does the best “locker room talk”.

“I’m hearing there’s at least one in the room”

You don’t have the best microphone, mate.

Infantino really is a charisma vacuum. His success must be pure psychopathy.

1988 Brit Awards tribute just dropped.