I saw Joshua Idehen at Kelburn this weekend and it was one of the most fun and joyous but also one of the most deeply moving performances I've ever seen. Amazing.

If you ask me RITZ Bakery need to make the packaging of their Cheese flavour product MUCH clearer. I have fallen foul of picking up a box of this inferior product TOO MANY times. Something HAS TO CHANGE.

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

saying "Costa Coffee frappe jaffa cakes" like i'm negotiating to buy han solo's frozen corpse

Just discovered that The Flash and Flash Gordon arnae the same hing.

Maybe we're actually doing the Galaxy brain thing of tackling the challenge of de-carbonising heating by simply raising the ambient temperature to such an extent that we never need to turn it on again

The true Scottish sporting sucker punch is that Oscar Onley has been ruled out the Tour De France with injury. A Scottish athlete with a relatively good chance of success.

Do we still have a good chance of going through if it's 6-0?

STUPITT

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Have been sampling the diverse local cuisine

At a holiday park in France and have discovered The Ultras Microwave

Now I'm no expert, but England keeper charging directly into Ghanian forward with no ball contact and England getting the free kick seems not quite right

18 months of Burnham. Nothing changes, deemed wildly unpopular. Then someone else for a bit. Then Reform UK government.

Andy Burnham must resign

Wonder if Brexit had anything to do with a thousand Prime Ministers per year

If you were to ask me right now which member of the extended Wu Tang family I am right now, I'd have to say Redman. Because I'm sunburnt af.

Morocco play so fast man. They're like Cheetahs. We're like steak bakes

Feel like I've got about a 14% success rate of the STV Player app actually working

🎼 "Mama didn't say she'd knock you out, you're so right to push back on that. Mama is a universal, informal word for mother, a traditionally nurturing role." -LLM Cool J

I've created a superhero who rides a motorbike and enjoys generous tax benefits. Isleof-Man.

The Baby Reindeer vibes from Duolingo are very off-putting and perhaps even beyond the pale for a fucking language education app

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Need that Runrig Wu Tang collab

Wemby's Shaolin training montage starts tomorrow

Give Mike Breen the trophy

Jesus Christ James Dolan

The BBC News website’s decision to go big on liveblogs at the cost of articles that actually explain things in detail is such a crime against understanding

Discovered I'm a suboptimal shape for football tops

Why are @bandcamp.com emailing people to tell them what I've bought on their platform? That's.... not cool?

Guy Who Did Original Mastering on Album Guesses He Will Just Go Fuck Himself thehardtimes.net/music/guy-wh...

My niche hate is when American food YouTubers say things like "with au jus". "Then you dunk it in that delicious au jus sauce"

RIP John Blanche, essentially the visual architect of Warhammer 40k, and the reason we all bought the 2nd edition box set back in the 90s.

A real shame it's not going ahead but Womad Glasgow being planned for same weekend as kelburn garden party seemed like a very bad idea from the get go.

They should ban needing a pound for the trolley

Today I got a beautiful thing

We need a game 7

Thank you, Financial Times

Bing bong

Cambuslang bass, momma sang tenor

I refuse to get my hopes up about the weather forecast predicting 25 degrees in Glasgow this coming Thursday

they are using all of the world's tech resources to show you different adverts

Is Dad Rock now like Linkin Park and The Strokes rather than Dire Straits and Whitesnake?

I honestly can't bring myself to pay attention to what's happening to the labour party. Just one big boring infinite circus

LAGER SHANDY