While I do love fighting through traffic on 95, and I will dearly miss stopping at South of the border, this isn't so bad

love to face another day of being violently stunted on by a cabal of the world's dumbest assholes

We're in Lorton VA waiting to board the auto train!

The goose deserves the common

Ok I'll bite ~ me, when I see a corn dog

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

This is probably too much power to have at the ready all the time

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

Crazy that this month sees the end of both Absolute Martian Man Hunter and Peach Momokos Ultimate X-Men. Two of the best books I've read in years

Really ought to get the dog on a walk but Italy's mixed doubles curling team has captured my heart. Give those Brits hell Stefania!

Today I'm gonna pick up 3D Country by Geese, 24 Hr Sports by El Michels Affair, and Alvvays S/T. It's bandcamp Friday!! isitbandcampfriday.com

Dark is also the only closed loop time travel media I can think of that has zero plot holes, there'll never be another show like it

The bike ride for Alex Pretti today was really great, and big shout out to Endeavor and community bikes for putting it together. I've done a few critical mass rides and it's extremely rare to get as much support from drivers as we did. Solid turnout too

Abolish and prosecute. I hope these worms never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

My resolution to swear less has become a complete failure

My family's at the park and I'm standing in my kitchen shouting, "oh shit, that is a tesseract isn't it?!"

If you can get to my house in the next 5 minutes I will pay you $1,000,000 to wrap these presents

My oldest friend and my newest dog. In the kitchen ready to get to work on the feast

I've been baking/cooking for two days already, but Xmas doesn't really begin until the rainbow cookies are cut and packaged

Little man making the butter cookies this year. Still working on his piping technique

Drinking some amaro and doing a crossword and listening to bill Evans while my kids make little origami mice and if this isn't nice I don't know what is

Mulder, tossing a file on a desk: Scully, what do you know about big naturals?

Going on a millennial vacation (listening to minus the bear)

Never give up. Never lose hope. Good things truly come to those who wait. I don't know if there is a God but this is pretty close www.delish.com/food-news/a6...

(struggling to name one spice girl) garlic spice

I am a grown-ass man and a scientist and a critical thinker and it still creeps me out a little bit when I take the trash out in the dark after watching a horror movie

Spending my 41st birthday walking around the house turning all these mf lights off cause I don't know who told these kids that money grows on trees but it sure as shit wasn't me

Tfw you're begging to go out, not because you have to pee but because you need to run wind sprints up and down the back yard

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I'm glad the 8pm showing of this rated R movie is the baby day show. I wouldn't want to get scared watching Frankenstein

I think one of the hardest lessons I ever learned was "the job will not love you back" and I'm so grateful I got to learn that here. Ten years later and it still feels like my shop, but it never really was

if you ever say “vote blue no matter who” to me ever again i will punch you in the fucking eye

All jazzed up to go vote for the first female governor of VA who already said she won't touch right to work and shit on Zohran LAST NIGHT! Democrats stay winning

Bubbling right to the surface for some reason youtu.be/gs9IjuCOsLw?...

NW:

@quagsire.bsky.social I thought you'd enjoy this picture of buddy, holding a painting of buddy

Bruins season opener tonight, low of 43 tomorrow, stink bugs all over the backyard. Must be fall

Please remember to be polite about the shit eating ghoul who wanted your family dead and community destroyed

Of all the technology being researched and worked on in the world, what are we talking about? How roughly 1,000 men are struggling to find a viable business model for their computer slave god, who's primary use case is voluntary brain atrophy and incinerating VC money.

One of my kids friends got him an emergency whistle for his birthday so I'm getting them an LRAD for Christmas. Giddy up jingle horse

I love living in a town small enough where I can turn on the radio and hear my friend's radio show in the middle of the day

Every single person on our 4 man team tested positive for COVID today. First day of classes are in God's hands now. I'm going to bed. Wear your mask and wash your hands cville

Delano says go outside

I didn't catch any fish at the reservoir but I did find this bad boy. It honestly warms my heart to know the kids are still doing this

super normal store everybody be cool mart

The family ain't going hungry tonight