Really ought to get the dog on a walk but Italy's mixed doubles curling team has captured my heart. Give those Brits hell Stefania!

Today I'm gonna pick up 3D Country by Geese, 24 Hr Sports by El Michels Affair, and Alvvays S/T. It's bandcamp Friday!! isitbandcampfriday.com

Dark is also the only closed loop time travel media I can think of that has zero plot holes, there'll never be another show like it

The bike ride for Alex Pretti today was really great, and big shout out to Endeavor and community bikes for putting it together. I've done a few critical mass rides and it's extremely rare to get as much support from drivers as we did. Solid turnout too

Abolish and prosecute. I hope these worms never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

My resolution to swear less has become a complete failure

My family's at the park and I'm standing in my kitchen shouting, "oh shit, that is a tesseract isn't it?!"

If you can get to my house in the next 5 minutes I will pay you $1,000,000 to wrap these presents

My oldest friend and my newest dog. In the kitchen ready to get to work on the feast

I've been baking/cooking for two days already, but Xmas doesn't really begin until the rainbow cookies are cut and packaged

Little man making the butter cookies this year. Still working on his piping technique

Drinking some amaro and doing a crossword and listening to bill Evans while my kids make little origami mice and if this isn't nice I don't know what is

Mulder, tossing a file on a desk: Scully, what do you know about big naturals?

Going on a millennial vacation (listening to minus the bear)

Never give up. Never lose hope. Good things truly come to those who wait. I don't know if there is a God but this is pretty close www.delish.com/food-news/a6...

(struggling to name one spice girl) garlic spice

I am a grown-ass man and a scientist and a critical thinker and it still creeps me out a little bit when I take the trash out in the dark after watching a horror movie

Spending my 41st birthday walking around the house turning all these mf lights off cause I don't know who told these kids that money grows on trees but it sure as shit wasn't me

Tfw you're begging to go out, not because you have to pee but because you need to run wind sprints up and down the back yard

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I'm glad the 8pm showing of this rated R movie is the baby day show. I wouldn't want to get scared watching Frankenstein

I think one of the hardest lessons I ever learned was "the job will not love you back" and I'm so grateful I got to learn that here. Ten years later and it still feels like my shop, but it never really was

if you ever say “vote blue no matter who” to me ever again i will punch you in the fucking eye

All jazzed up to go vote for the first female governor of VA who already said she won't touch right to work and shit on Zohran LAST NIGHT! Democrats stay winning

Bubbling right to the surface for some reason youtu.be/gs9IjuCOsLw?...

NW:

@quagsire.bsky.social I thought you'd enjoy this picture of buddy, holding a painting of buddy

Bruins season opener tonight, low of 43 tomorrow, stink bugs all over the backyard. Must be fall

Please remember to be polite about the shit eating ghoul who wanted your family dead and community destroyed

Of all the technology being researched and worked on in the world, what are we talking about? How roughly 1,000 men are struggling to find a viable business model for their computer slave god, who's primary use case is voluntary brain atrophy and incinerating VC money.

One of my kids friends got him an emergency whistle for his birthday so I'm getting them an LRAD for Christmas. Giddy up jingle horse

I love living in a town small enough where I can turn on the radio and hear my friend's radio show in the middle of the day

Every single person on our 4 man team tested positive for COVID today. First day of classes are in God's hands now. I'm going to bed. Wear your mask and wash your hands cville

Delano says go outside

I didn't catch any fish at the reservoir but I did find this bad boy. It honestly warms my heart to know the kids are still doing this

super normal store everybody be cool mart

The family ain't going hungry tonight

Renting a car to get from Providence to Brooklyn because train tickets are more than twice as expensive 😞

Within the first 15 minutes of being in my mom's house I've fixed her wifi (entered the correct password) and turned the motion smoothing off on her TV

Absolutely fuming to realize that the Honda N-van exists, but only in Japan. I miss my element

Wife is out of town for the weekend and me and the boys are already going bananas

UVA has managed to pull off one of the biggest PR and community relations messes possible. Will be studied in business schools as an example of how to steal from kids.

Finally beyond that point in my life where none of my friends can afford healthcare and have arrived at the place where everyone is getting 'scary blood work. We're gonna need to do some more tests.' Good thing the two aren't fucking related. How weird would that be?

Oh cool, the Celtics are up by 20. No way they could blow a lead like this

The vet taught me a new word tonight: Paraphimosis. We're all good now but man, that was weird and gross. Don't image search that

Very cool to see, on May day, an issue management told us not to worry about cause they'd take care of it, fold like a cheap fucking suit the moment they needed to show a little backbone. We are the only ones capable of looking out for ourselves, because we are the only ones who will

My dryer has a wrinkle release function which is perfect if you like your wrinkled shirts to also be pretty damp