How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you

Sick and tired (Disclaimer: trans is at the head for a reason, but all else is random. Getting distracted by what should go where is exactly the petty distraction they want.)

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

👒🦈

every professional writer i know is an absolute pervert for em dashes but go on

Commission

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Yeah, what the fuck is up with this?? I don't know why folks who should damn well know better are suddenly reviving this one, but... no? Do not?

Friends without last names

Fem Ace 🔥

Rain forest Nami 🍊 - #onepiece #nami

fulfilled my #sanbin brainworm finally

i think it's cute that since WCI, Sanji's gone from a moody brooding teen type to now a wide eyed cute boy majority of the time 😊

#sabolu dadson, 3.5k words, rated E archiveofourown.org/works/62156185

#shezleth #fe3h

hi wooce! what are your favorite fanfiction tropes? — :DDDDD QUESTION!!!!!! Hello c: neospring.org/+r/135235198... (+ the tierlist I mentioned)

EDAIN IN FEH 🎉 [ #FireEmblem ]

just one panty shot plesae..... please toei.....oda..... im begging

A couple of Ultra Balls

#Chronicillness #ChronicPain #Disability

"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄

The only christmas song that matters

He is fashion

Can you spot Zoro in the pic 🤭 #Zosan

Sulong/Gear 5 #Luffy #onepiece

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

Motherly love #onepiece

Update! archiveofourown.org/works/551403...

Update! archiveofourown.org/works/551403...

2024.05.17 #erio_art One Piece x Dungeon Meshi 🏴‍☠️🍖 part 7- sabo, vivi, eustass, yamato, perona couple of stragglers from previous unfinished trios (plus vivi and yamato lol) #ONEPIECE #DungeonMeshi

Reckoning once again with wanting to give my sweet little son a kiss but he’s all bundled up in his condo as inaccessibly as possible

He’s having a good time :)

3:18 AM

Huh

ok more silly (not so) NSFW manga In commemoration of yesterday's fem!Law event...🥗🐯 #lulaw

sabolu amen 🙏✨

Bananawani onesie~ #Crocodad

ENGAGE SHRIMP POSITION

新刊の通販予約が始まっております✌️ よろしくたのむよ‼️ ecs.toranoana.jp/joshi/ec/ite...

i think alear and friends should mix solmic tequila and elusian vodka at the somniel and get so fucked up that they wake up as different classes