When the right person calls you pretty

W! i love this little bitch

“The greatest minds in one room” now refers to the 2025 MTV Video Music Awards, where cultural icons Alex Consani and KATSEYE redefined the art of serving. The night will be remembered for gathering an extraordinary constellation of women, many of whom would go on to become Moon Person recipients.

watching the mtv vma awards and like… where are the bald artists?

started using Outlook over Gmail bc i’m a girl who means business

took my first international trip to Puerto Vallarta! i barely took any photos, but i made up for it with plenty of firsts; a jockstrap bar party, a men’s bathhouse, and a mild but memorable bout of heat exhaustion.

if you like “The Subway” by Chappell Roan, wait until you hear “Somewhere Only We Know” by Keane…

well, i got it! #labubu

15 years ago i watched “The Fourth Kind” and woke up in the middle of the night screaming (the only time that’s ever happened). anyway, i’m rewatching it tonight, wyd?

went for a 5 mile run this morning and saw a lot of nice bulges

i think i just experienced elder abuse after calling our intern and falling victim to, “hey! what’s up? … jk! you’ve reached my voicemail so leave a message after the beep!”

looking at boys is rly life's greatest gift

my first video project in college was to recreate a 30 second commercial & i’d like to share it with you all now. happy pride bbs 🌈🤍✨

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

it’s a liberty walk of fame

david on the #survivor48 jury

good morning. wednesday morning

Me just trying to make it through the week.

oh! everything everywhere needs my attention all at once. monday is mondaying too hard.

song of the summer

help! i need to replace my living room TV for under $500 … what y’all got 📺

“we all have the same 24hrs” well, i have AHDH so i only have 2.

In this time of economic turmoil do not invite me to do anything that costs money please. We can get together for a nice walk. Or you can come to my house and look at my dog with me

KATSEYE, GNARLY 🦠🧃🥪🦾

everything’s gnarly

yeah, that’s my baby 🌼🍃

we yee’d, and we haw’d, and we’d do it all over again ❤️💙🤍

cowboy carter tour with my man tonight

every time i open this app, i’m like damn, i love men.

visited sequoia autocamp and touched grass, rocks, and some really big trees

FYI, CUNTISSIMO

got my first “god pack” and i have to laugh

The gays should make a White Lotus type show about all the different Eagles.

more like Switch 2 a new government !! voters.....

kinda love this bar bathroom pic of me

Forgot to post one of my faves yesterday

got promoted on a show i’m absolutely batty about! 🦇 ✨

Happy 71st Birthday to one of my favorite actresses Catherine O'Hara 💖

this made me tear up. these are kids. all they want is to better themselves, meet friends, & sell cookies. yet they're told hateful idiots that their lives matter less. I will never stop being angry about what's happening to transgender Americans. now lemme by the best cookies, Samoas

drinks at my desk: Water. Sparkling Water. Coffee. Kombucha. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

chikorita has not previously been able to learn the fairy type move disarming voice… and then we cut to the other starters with/using an additional type move… i’m just sayinggg #PokemonZA meganium • grass/fairy 🌿🌸 emboar • fire/rock 🔥🪨 feraligatr • water/dark💧◼️

reposting this in honor of Michelle. absolutely the coldest takedown in all of cinematic history ❤️ RIP queen bitch

i really run on six shots of espresso and a smoothie until about 3pm when i remember to eat lunch…

is this anything?

what a week! I’m grateful that I no longer have to see Boston Rob nor Hormona Lisa on my television.

I’m a Mariah, with a Britney rising and a Lana moon.

there’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining