Goodnight, hussies.

🎄

*hyperventilates*

🥹

Ok ok I’m done. Sorry so thirsty.

Has Pablo Schreiber always been this jacked?!

Oh the Hockey show continues to be aggressively horny

Yooooo

Ordered more BBW 3-wicks because they’re on sale. Also more Christopher Radko Shiny Brites.

Signed, sealed (festively!) and soon to be delivered. 🎄✉️

“What have I done!” 🤡

Damn it got cold real quick.

Tonight’s show.

Pietro, I love you so much. 🥹

It me.

Decking the halls, etc etc.

figuring out in real time exactly how much stupid shit you can force people to do by injecting it into everything in their entire life and the answer turned out to be "not this"

It will take America *decades*—not merely years—to recover from what these robber barons did to us. They destroyed our government, caused untold pain to the average American directly and indirectly, and used our money as their piggy bank. And all of it *should* have been criminal.

Her parents owe their lives to the United States accepting them as asylum seekers fleeing religious persecution in Iraq in the 1980s. She wouldn't be here if we had not offered her family safe haven. The hypocrisy is stunning.

*barks*

This is crazy.

Hockey butts!!!

I love him. 🥹

brussels sprouts waiting to be put in tupperware after dinner:

Throwback to my first ever Friendsgiving in 2013. A time was had. 🦃

Time for another Screwdriver. Bless.

Of course they disabled your Instagram. You were out showing uncensored starfish for the masses.

Calling all oomfs to say good morning __ Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987, John Hughes)

wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t

*stares in bald bitch*

people are angry that chatbots are being thrust on them; that the industry is unregulated; that it’s deskilling young people; is being used as a weapon against labor and popular gAI is built on theft of the work of millions of artists and authors. You don’t get to demand civility.

Biden so powerful he’s voodooing the the cows a year into retirement

Chat is it bad if I need a billion dollars a week for the next 4 years just to maintain status quo?

This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck?!

After cutting lifesaving research into medical breakthroughs, wasting billions of taxpayer dollars, and just causing chaos, DOGE has been eliminated to…get this…save money. That, folks, is what I call the real waste and abuse.

I'm wondering if Kegseth is hell-bent on going after Mark Kelly because he outranked him. Small men do that kind of thing.

The cold brew is hittin’

So now Kelly was intimidating service members? My eyes can only roll so much today

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

"Speaking as a physician" - nope, sorry Bill. You don't get to say that anymore, now that you have stomped on your Hippocratic oath. And you allow not just Bobby, but scores of Rs to spread medical LIES, dangerous LIES, with no pushback. You vote right along with them for all kinds of foul things.

No matter what, he is responsible for the deaths of many children, and adults who are in fragile health. He could’ve stopped this. And he chose not to.

In Herald Square and they have this big bitch out spreading merriment and cheer.

This broke me a little.

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, Trump loyalist-turned critic, says she is resigning from Congress in January.

Accepted a new job offer this afternoon. Great way to end the week. 💗

Hell yes.

Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians