timeline reset

bring back MAMMA MIA! for Kerry Butler, Laura Bell Bundy, and Marissa Jaret Winokur

think Ethan Slater ever sang “What Would I Do If I Could Feel” in full tin drag?

happy annie miller day

I’m an actress, I can play Madeline and Helen.

gotta see Paul Soileau Frank-N-Furter somehow

do you wonder if Jack O’Brien & Jerry Mitchell were ever attached to David Yazbek’s WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN or are you normal?

Pink hosting the Tonys to score some cred with her daughter is fine with me

okay don’t shoot the messenger, but Jennifer Lopez Phyllis Rogers Stone

Gilda Godspell

🌸💖🌸

do they teach a “how to turn this three act movie into a two act musical” course at Tisch CAUSE THEY SHOULD!!!

still thinking about the Jellicle intermission mix which included a Sunset Blvd “I am big it’s the pictures that got small” Glenn Close soundbite

still here

still a triumph uptown

somebody asked me if this was John Travolta in Hairspray

we are lucky to be alive in the same timeline as Deborah Cox

Diana Ross “Corner of the Sky”

ev'ry lil ol New Yorker should take advantage of being able to see Michael Bennett's “One (Singular Sensation)" right now down on West 42nd St (plus Bob Fosse's "Manson Trio," Jerome Robbins's " All I Need Is the Girl," Chris Wheeldon's "An American in Paris," Ron Lewis's "City Lights" and more)

Tonya Pinkins “Black Is a Moocher”

okay but Encores should find a way to move that bed downstage center for “Black Is a Moocher”

Malcom Gets performing William Finn’s “I Feel So Much Spring” from A New Brain on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

🔥happy spring🌷

okay so but I wouldn’t say no to a Ewan McGregor Nicole Kidman Night Music

Michael B Jordan acknowledging Jesse Plemons😭Texas Forever

please hold

manifesting a Rudolph-Gasteyer-Dratch as Mame-Vera-Gooch for some “SNL on Broadway” photo spread

would really love to find a steady General Practitioner who hasn’t left New York when I need to refill a prescription!!!!!! Leads welcome!!!!

the “Iris” ‘90s compilation reels are making me sad in a way the “Silver Springs” don’t… maybe it’s the “and if I’d give up forever to touch you.” Nostalgia’s a helluva drug.

sorry what just thinkin’ bout a Liza Minnelli Leona Samish

wish City Center was doing PASSING STRANGE as their gala performance instead

Amber Iman “All That Jazz”

there’s an AI Demi Moore WICKED trailer attacking my algorithm with Nicole Kidman as Glinda and I have to stop myself from commenting “Mira Sorvino or Drew Barrymore would be a better”

they’re gonna drag Sandler out to do some Opera Man Chalamet bit

so what cameo role will Timmy be gracing The Met with in two seasons?

timeline cleanse

Riis on Sunday?

a frightening feeling that the gates are not closing but already locked

look Coffee Shop was truly lousy but it shouldn’t be a Chase Manhattan

Bernadette Peters “The Ladies Who Lunch”

Kelly Bishop on Elaine Stritch

first Mary I’ve seen snort the pillow like a line to smell out where the booze is hidden. The Hedwigiest “American Pie”

unintentional Lindsay Mendez double feature: Merrily pro-shot and Everyday Rapture slime

I still miss “Rich and Happy”

Dame Shirley Bassey “You’d Better Love Me” sixty years to the day

don’t worry! still snowing

Dame Shirley Bassey “You’d Better Love Me” sixty years to the day