Dapperilla
@dapperilla.bsky.social
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gorilla soaring in the blueskies
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I’ve been too chalant lately
about 1 year ago
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Midge
4 months ago
I would follow a stranger into a dark alley if he promised me potato wedges
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Luke
about 2 years ago
Cheech us a Chong you're the piano man
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I may not have enough money to doomsday prep, but i sure do have the anxiety for it
4 months ago
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I have a deep disdain for men, that’s why i can barely tolerate myself
4 months ago
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I’m really like an ancient god demanding a tree sacrifice, every time i go to chatgpt for therapy
5 months ago
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All these idiots keep hitting the gym to get big, you’re just making yourself easier to shoot
5 months ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
6 months ago
Always leave them wanting amnesia.
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Got a random DM that said “do you need help with something?” yeah if you could live this life for me it would be fantastic actually
6 months ago
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Bought a plant call that plant parenthood
6 months ago
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the us china tariff war is just two kids playing who can say the bigger number
8 months ago
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Love hand written notes, they’re second in my list of best notes. The first being the more privacy focused ransom notes of course.
8 months ago
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The worst thing about bad vision is pretending to have tourette’s when i nod at somebody who i thought i knew but didn’t
8 months ago
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me at my absolute rock bottom: you should’ve seen the other guy
8 months ago
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_stylr
9 months ago
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
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“The eyes, chico. They never lie.” except when mine hit me with a double whammy of myopia and astigmatism at the ripe age of 24
9 months ago
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my number one cooking tip is never cook any alcohol dish with a substitute because you're supposed to drink so much in the process that your sorry excuse of cooking tastes good
9 months ago
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Dating me is like dune 2 i don’t care what happens and i lack the effort to find out
9 months ago
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They added the option to form groups on ig story replies so you can summon the whole squad to dog on your homie posting jordan peterson edits
9 months ago
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As a man a hobby like gardening shows that i can care and provide for something . That being said, I just found out you can over water plants.
9 months ago
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“Don’t watch porn it’s unrealistic” two people having sex who aren’t me sounds pretty realistic to me
9 months ago
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I’m fluent in french but only with a mouthful of food
11 months ago
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Shoutout to smoking, the original ozempic
11 months ago
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How you make a great villain is with a great problem and the worst possible solution. “Overpopulation is the cause of suffering .” “So what’s your plan?” “Killing half the people”
12 months ago
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Midge
12 months ago
I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
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Somebody told me to put my money where my mouth is and now all my money is also stuck to this metal pole
12 months ago
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happy men’s day? there aren’t any
about 1 year ago
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Epictetus predicted the paul v tyson fight
about 1 year ago
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I’ve been too chalant lately
about 1 year ago
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Are there any groupchats on here yet? I think I should ditch twitter for good
about 1 year ago
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All this “work” bullshit has been getting in the way of my bsky time, I have to know which celebrity fell victim to collective shame today
almost 2 years ago
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I always wear my best when I go outside, because the police report saying the suspect was wearing “a medium washed japanese denim jacket with straight fit heather brown chinos” is so much nicer to hear
almost 2 years ago
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for sale: baby sheep, never shorn
almost 2 years ago
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Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas Me: *closes zillow*
almost 2 years ago
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As a man, if you say chrysanthemums to me I picture nothing
almost 2 years ago
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Dropping some inspiration on the feed
almost 2 years ago
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I love how alive my feed becomes for spotify wrapped, it’s almost like the queen died again or something
almost 2 years ago
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
about 2 years ago
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this is what applying to jobs feels like
about 2 years ago
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Go to college they said, you’ll get a job they said
about 2 years ago
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Funny how you’re not supposed to look at your keyboard while you type and RGB keyboards just make that more difficult
about 2 years ago
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I never tell people I play chess so that when we randomly play one day i crush them and act like I’m a natural
about 2 years ago
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Coke vanilla sucks because it’s exactly as advertised, coke and vanilla and not an unrealistic third thing I expected for no reason
about 2 years ago
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People only follow me because I’m sexy. Nobody follows a strange gorilla for their skeets.
about 2 years ago
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I’m looking for jobs rn. where are these jobs people speak of? What do they look like? Do they get scared if you find them?
over 2 years ago
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Idris elba launching his own line of macaroni and calling it Idris elbow
over 2 years ago
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If stranger things was funny Joyce would tweet “I hope this email finds you will” and call it a day
over 2 years ago
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If next update introduces DMs you bet your ass I’m thank you next-ing x
over 2 years ago
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I can’t remember this joke on quantum physics, it just comes and goes in waves
over 2 years ago
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How come no one’s talking about how oppenheimer’s trailer fails the bechdel test and barbie passes it with flying colours (mostly pink)
over 2 years ago
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