when you suck at some things, chances are you suck at other things too

never try to be nice to people, it creeps them out

million dollar idea: just steal a million dollars like from a bank or something why hasn’t anyone thought of this?!

So obviously this is funny for multiple reasons but the simple fact would be that it would immediately make the current major cities on the coast undesirable

Because gas is still so expensive, all the annoying loud truck people where I live have turned into loud motorcycle people

Paula Tradies

DJ Dropshipper

i call my mirror the self checkout because i’m a horrible person

it is nice to get notifications so at least it’s something

In the 90s, flavors like watermelon and apple had just “been invented” so there was much caution to be had

Data man fighter of the Nighta man

I don’t know who any of the people they talk about in posts are.

There is only one man with the skills to replace Alex Jones, and I know for a fact they can do it.

who up bouncin their knee right now

Person I'm killing: "What is that? What are using to kill me? It's very pleasant." Me: "Kindness, silly."

yo why my tree got balls n shit

it’s kinda f’d up how there’s gonna be a year 2029 like dafuq we gotta do that for? Just skip from 2028 to 2030 and be done with it sheesh

Special Dingus Unit (SDU)

an airplane you can vape

forgot to bring the lemon loaf to the work function

Tfw no one like your posts but you realize the posts reek of sewage so you attempt to flush them but now your apartment is flooded

When I replied to you earlier I forgot to take into account my incredible ineptitude

In my goofball era

I Was a Teenage John Pork

How do so many people own color printers in 2026?

sipping syrup in my ride

Who is stronger: Goku or Peepaw?

What is happening?

you’re looking for you soulmate i’m looking for my soupmate we are not the same

i’m about find out why it called a tax DEADline

boof the magic dragon

They’ll do anything but make the food edible

Heavy rain in the forecast?

Tax day is coming? brag about it

boof the magic dragon

me posts so bad even the bots don’t wanna interact

people jsut don’t prooreag what the type anymore

10 rules for dating my teenage HAMSTER?! ay caramba

um you can’t cutwater hey anyway get me drink will ya?

When I spell the word so badly that autocorrect doesn’t even try

Grover from the sesame street is in my walls

bank won’t take my pennies so i’m flinging em at cars on the highway

nice grin loser. you eat shit with that?