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This account is stupid and lame LIKE IF YOU AGREE
4 months ago
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autism Barbie for the children
about 7 hours ago
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Band name: Amateur Tractor
about 13 hours ago
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They’re putting lithium in the Jolt Cola!
about 16 hours ago
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Microwaveable plastic
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Man Cereal: Put Some Balls In Your Mouth
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Raffi_RC
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REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
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Literally 1984
over 2 years ago
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Remember: my opinions are stupid and i am very ugly
6 days ago
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Remember: it’s probably not your fault, but it could be
6 days ago
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how smelly were the beatles in 1969?
6 days ago
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Another Reagan has hit the cemetery
6 days ago
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roman numeral tattoo on the collarbone gives me the ick
7 days ago
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
8 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Toblerone 2: Lost in Nougat
9 days ago
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going out to a fancy dinner thats right suit and tie at the cocker barrel
10 days ago
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You can kill the president as long as you kill him with kindness and by kindness I mean lots and lots of stab wounds
10 days ago
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“Somewhere there’s a cake with my name on it.” - some guy named Birthday
10 days ago
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Nobody imagines they’re gonna die young, they know — from the moment they put that shit on their vision board
10 days ago
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wooper
10 days ago
*slowly pulling back my ankle to collect your tokens*
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Austin
10 days ago
This, but with tokens
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Tripping and spilling all my tokens
10 days ago
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What are some good New Year tunes?
13 days ago
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Please I beg you
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Indy 🐧
about 1 year ago
capricorns aren’t born, they’re created with every “this is for christmas and your birthday” gift
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21 days ago
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imagine the farts
22 days ago
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23 days ago
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It's well known that John Lennon came back to life in the mid-1980s but he never made any more music because his guitar had no strings
24 days ago
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John Paul George and Beter
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System of a Down-Ass Foo
25 days ago
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on the toilet, again. thanks obama
25 days ago
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nothing lubes like a can of QUICK JERK 60
26 days ago
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Scoob
about 1 month ago
This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy
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Scoob
about 1 month ago
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Saturday Night Previously Recorded
about 1 month ago
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5 years of my social media? No one needs to be subjected to that
about 1 month ago
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if I hear Piano Man/ Silver Springs one more time…
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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The precious
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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booty enjoyer, the new york financier?
about 1 month ago
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Thanks for 1,000 followers
about 1 month ago
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I was born a teenage labubu
about 1 month ago
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Sure these hippos are hungry, but are they… hungry hungry?
about 1 month ago
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vote Mister Breast for President of USA
about 1 month ago
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Life is one big “saying and doing the wrong thing” until you shit yourself and die
about 1 month ago
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OnlyCucks
about 1 month ago
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