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This account is stupid and lame LIKE IF YOU AGREE
6 months ago
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drinking a few cold ones (falling down the stairs again)
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Tamper Proof Lid
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‘Seed oil’? How many fucking words for cum do you people need. on God
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top of my class at moron college
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they labeled my posts crude and shrewd
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they put funny worms on my burger
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4 days ago
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When you haven’t posted in a while and your followers are relieved instead of wondering where you went
4 days ago
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tornado came and took my labubu
5 days ago
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good thing Scott Adams isn’t alive right now
6 days ago
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At some point in time a store promoting their “LOWEST PRICES EVER” was actually correct because prices were never that low ever again
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At some point in time a store promoting their “LOWEST PRICES EVER” was actually correct because prices were never that low ever again
6 days ago
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Like if your watching on youtube rn
7 days ago
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live on
poop.tv
7 days ago
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the worst post but double it and give it to the next poster
7 days ago
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a small truck for a smol bean
7 days ago
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the mystery of the empty fridge
9 days ago
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doing a goofy dance in my very serious pants (it’s a crime)
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Dolly Parton wrote a sequel to her song “Jolene.” It’s called “Jostand”
13 days ago
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i will eet the spaghettis
17 days ago
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perched onnthe porch
17 days ago
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dirty chicken man or woman
17 days ago
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rainbow peanut butter for the gays
19 days ago
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cashews in the airpods case again
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laughing at the kumquats
25 days ago
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27 days ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
25 days ago
buying flowers? for your partner? on valentines day ?? instead of growing them yourself!? ok, you capitalist hog’!!
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I’m always gonna assume you disagree with me — it’s the trauma
25 days ago
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I’m really good at misinterpreting communication though text, it’s no wonder I’m such a hit on here! /s
25 days ago
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People from other countries: “Why are people in the United States so litigious?” people in the United States:
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They need to start banning people who bring those fake babies to Disneyland
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tater tot recall?! on Valentine s weekend?!
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so what Vince Neil doesn’t know the words to Dr. Feelgood, do YOU??!!
27 days ago
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so what Vince Neil doesn’t know the words to Dr. Feelgood, do YOU??!!
27 days ago
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If my kid had a speech impediment I would constantly ask why they talk like that
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Lioness
about 1 month ago
🎶 the cum police the live inside of my head the cum police they cum to me in my bed the cum police they’re cumming to arrest me, oh no 🎶
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dalai lama in the files? well suck my tongue
30 days ago
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Hawk it Tuah me?!
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Unexpected Dave
about 1 month ago
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Still Dead
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Gnomon Chronicles
about 1 month ago
#GnomonTV
"The Adventures of Bees Lightyear" Nicolas Cage, Tim Allen Directors: Neil LaBute and Jordan Cole Science fiction comedy horror fantasy film.
youtube.com/watch?v=xHGn...
youtube.com/watch?v=Ptvm...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Adv...
add a skeleton here at some point
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Super Bowl but it’s full of bees and everyone would be like “aaah the bees”
about 1 month ago
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Why am I never in the grocery store when the old person drives their car full speed into the front door?
about 1 month ago
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lots of people jumping on the bandwagon* *my lifeless body
about 1 month ago
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they’re doing this to me later (gunshot to face)
about 1 month ago
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Just know if you use ai you immediately get locked in a room with Richard Simmons
about 1 month ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
about 1 month ago
IT, IS TIME ‼️
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