dead inside
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This account is stupid and lame LIKE IF YOU AGREE
about 2 months ago
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about 20 hours ago
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Celebrities don’t like when you ask them to sign your gun
about 22 hours ago
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this and a few beers
1 day ago
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Pizza Las Vegas
2 days ago
Me: I wish more people would see my posts. *more people see my posts* Me: Oh no.
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Pizza Las Vegas
1 day ago
A stiff drink? Buddy, when it's solid it's a food.
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They penalized me at the bowling alley because my dick was over the line
1 day ago
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this and a few beers
1 day ago
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Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
1 day ago
this man is not real but an ai generated abomination dwelling in the murderous uncanny valley
add a skeleton here at some point
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BUTTER CONE Cone with the butter on it
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Uncle Gary’s hosting Thanksgiving this year and I just know he’s gonna make us listen to his barbershop quartet again. They only know Barbara Ann, then they spend the rest of the time giving each other haircuts
2 days ago
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guy who invented IPAs just didn’t actually like beer and decided to make it everyone’s problem
22 days ago
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A. I. stands for AINT INTERESTED !
4 days ago
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“Hamburger, uh, finds a helper”
2 days ago
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The robot brothels are nigh
2 days ago
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I hate fabric shower curtains “Ah yes let me bathe but first put up a bedsheet that will get soaking wet no matter what”
17 days ago
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧
2 days ago
The American educational system is failing. The signs are everywhere.
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Max Legroom
3 days ago
there we go
add a skeleton here at some point
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Truck nuts but for your casket
4 days ago
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Don’t show me a video of your baby’s first steps, I know that shit is A. I.
4 days ago
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I’m not giving my baby eyeglasses BITCH I AINT RAISE NO NERD
4 days ago
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Thomas Rothlisboiga
5 days ago
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7 days ago
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I’m so annoying on Instagram my entire family unfollowed me
7 days ago
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sitting in a normal chair again
8 days ago
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Hunky Kong
8 days ago
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Birth certificate?! Um it’s 2025 you need a birth QR CODE
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Posted up
10 days ago
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I believe in Joe Hendry
10 days ago
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Professor Freaksworth
over 1 year ago
Me: My relationship with mind altering substances is completely healthy. Also me:
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Chudler found dead at local Hardee’s
14 days ago
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🇨🇳 Captain Murphy 🏴☠️
14 days ago
Babe what's wrong you barely touched your chudler?
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Guillotine Hunger Force
14 days ago
chudler i barely know her
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lizard
14 days ago
chudler? hardly know her
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ
14 days ago
Chudler? I hardly know her!
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drunk on that muskrat juice
15 days ago
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squeaky from:me
15 days ago
whenever you hear a record scratch in a movie the whole picture should just end, right then and there
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO FOR USING ROUNDUP WEED KILLER KILLING MY GRASS AND LAWN. THIS EXACT MESSAGE IS THE ONLY ONE BEING TRACKED BY MONSANTO
15 days ago
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🦃 Xpiefan69X 🥧
16 days ago
grundle in the jungle
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I hate fabric shower curtains “Ah yes let me bathe but first put up a bedsheet that will get soaking wet no matter what”
17 days ago
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Denied entry to heaven due to my “fugly haircut”
18 days ago
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18 days ago
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new Tame Impala album is very good in case you were wondering
19 days ago
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My most boomer take is that people need to stop adding syrups and shit to their soda pops. Just put some alcohol in it like the rest of us
19 days ago
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They are FINALLY making a sequel to Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid where he goes even more nutzoid
20 days ago
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