dead inside
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This account is stupid and lame LIKE IF YOU AGREE
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when you suck at some things, chances are you suck at other things too
about 13 hours ago
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never try to be nice to people, it creeps them out
about 13 hours ago
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Vurrence and 851 others and 22 others
4 days ago
million dollar idea: just steal a million dollars like from a bank or something why hasn’t anyone thought of this?!
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So obviously this is funny for multiple reasons but the simple fact would be that it would immediately make the current major cities on the coast undesirable
about 13 hours ago
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Because gas is still so expensive, all the annoying loud truck people where I live have turned into loud motorcycle people
about 14 hours ago
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Paula Tradies
about 15 hours ago
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DJ Dropshipper
about 19 hours ago
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weeder
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i call my mirror the self checkout because i’m a horrible person
about 19 hours ago
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it is nice to get notifications so at least it’s something
about 19 hours ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 20 hours ago
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In the 90s, flavors like watermelon and apple had just “been invented” so there was much caution to be had
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
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about 20 hours ago
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Data man fighter of the Nighta man
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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I don’t know who any of the people they talk about in posts are.
1 day ago
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣
4 days ago
There is only one man with the skills to replace Alex Jones, and I know for a fact they can do it.
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wooper
5 days ago
who up bouncin their knee right now
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The Real Beardium
5 days ago
Person I'm killing: "What is that? What are using to kill me? It's very pleasant." Me: "Kindness, silly."
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5 days ago
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yo why my tree got balls n shit
5 days ago
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it’s kinda f’d up how there’s gonna be a year 2029 like dafuq we gotta do that for? Just skip from 2028 to 2030 and be done with it sheesh
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daddy slime
6 days ago
Special Dingus Unit (SDU)
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an airplane you can vape
8 days ago
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forgot to bring the lemon loaf to the work function
9 days ago
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Tfw no one like your posts but you realize the posts reek of sewage so you attempt to flush them but now your apartment is flooded
9 days ago
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When I replied to you earlier I forgot to take into account my incredible ineptitude
9 days ago
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In my goofball era
9 days ago
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I Was a Teenage John Pork
9 days ago
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How do so many people own color printers in 2026?
9 days ago
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sipping syrup in my ride
10 days ago
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Who is stronger: Goku or Peepaw?
11 days ago
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What is happening?
11 days ago
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you’re looking for you soulmate i’m looking for my soupmate we are not the same
12 days ago
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i’m about find out why it called a tax DEADline
12 days ago
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boof the magic dragon
16 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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They’ll do anything but make the food edible
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McDonald’s introducing energy drink, specialty sodas to menu
The fast food chain announced it’s about to introduce a Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer for consumers.
https://www.wfla.com/news/national/mcdonalds-introducing-energy-drink-specialty-sodas-to-menu/amp/
13 days ago
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Heavy rain in the forecast?
13 days ago
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Tax day is coming? brag about it
14 days ago
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boof the magic dragon
16 days ago
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me posts so bad even the bots don’t wanna interact
16 days ago
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people jsut don’t prooreag what the type anymore
16 days ago
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10 rules for dating my teenage HAMSTER?! ay caramba
17 days ago
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um you can’t cutwater hey anyway get me drink will ya?
17 days ago
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When I spell the word so badly that autocorrect doesn’t even try
17 days ago
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Grover from the sesame street is in my walls
19 days ago
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bank won’t take my pennies so i’m flinging em at cars on the highway
19 days ago
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surrogate corpse
21 days ago
nice grin loser. you eat shit with that?
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