autism Barbie for the children

Band name: Amateur Tractor

They’re putting lithium in the Jolt Cola!

Man Cereal: Put Some Balls In Your Mouth

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

Literally 1984

Remember: my opinions are stupid and i am very ugly

Remember: it’s probably not your fault, but it could be

how smelly were the beatles in 1969?

Another Reagan has hit the cemetery

roman numeral tattoo on the collarbone gives me the ick

Toblerone 2: Lost in Nougat

going out to a fancy dinner thats right suit and tie at the cocker barrel

You can kill the president as long as you kill him with kindness and by kindness I mean lots and lots of stab wounds

“Somewhere there’s a cake with my name on it.” - some guy named Birthday

Nobody imagines they’re gonna die young, they know — from the moment they put that shit on their vision board

*slowly pulling back my ankle to collect your tokens*

This, but with tokens

Tripping and spilling all my tokens

What are some good New Year tunes?

Please I beg you

capricorns aren’t born, they’re created with every “this is for christmas and your birthday” gift

imagine the farts

It's well known that John Lennon came back to life in the mid-1980s but he never made any more music because his guitar had no strings

John Paul George and Beter

on the toilet, again. thanks obama

nothing lubes like a can of QUICK JERK 60

This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy

Saturday Night Previously Recorded

5 years of my social media? No one needs to be subjected to that

if I hear Piano Man/ Silver Springs one more time…

The precious

Thanks for 1,000 followers

I was born a teenage labubu

Sure these hippos are hungry, but are they… hungry hungry?

vote Mister Breast for President of USA

Life is one big “saying and doing the wrong thing” until you shit yourself and die

OnlyCucks