Why did Philadelphia murder and dismember a peaceful traveling robot and leave it on the side of the road? Philadelphia has GOT to be the realest FAFO place ever. Idk if that's good or bad.

This man gave my number to his whole bloodline and coworkers to plead on his behalf on top of hitting me up from random numbers and showing up at my job. Even admitted later to using his job to try and leave a letter in my mailbox. I was in HELL 😭

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“What a barnacle” LMFAOO I’m sorry but Chicago women top 3 funniest on the planet

Struggling to keep my face straight as team members are texting about my facial expressions on Zoom. I am over it.

Dude just poked me on Facebook… raise your hand if you knew you could still poke niggas on Facebook. Me either.

Tattoos covering noticeable locations on the body. I can be tatted up AND educated!

all the lgbt hashtags are filled with porn, it’s time to make an alt 😭😭😭 idk how yall can get freaky on the same account used to be wholesome and chill

I'm gonna miss lowes. I get their mistreated plants that they put on clearance.

He def tryna avoid the entire world singing “tryna strike a chord and it’s prolly a minooorrrrrrrrrr”

The worse because I be like…oh I like they vibe and get hit with the “Hello” 😑😑😑😑

The way this is cracking me up. A beautifully accurate use of a clinical term. This dude Ak is hanging off the apex for sure. Literally and figuratively 😭

Ummmmmmmmm *in my Willow Smith Voice

There’s very little about Amazon that is redeemable in my opinion. So fuck em.

Understanding that I don't have to do shit beyond what I feel like doing

He is in rare form😭

Majority of the time. That good love making music

I promise you this Kendrick finna give you the extra push you need in the gym. #PoweredByTheHate #BlackSkyFitness

not once. just hate the people who hate me. and it’s like a deep in my soul type of hate. no forgiveness in this heart.

Bigots like having people to antagonize and turning Twitter into an echo chamber doesn't give them that

RE SKEET?! ok yall now this is enough 😭😭😭

Meanwhile New Boyz both 33

Skeets is so funny I can't take nothing serious when reading it cause what you mean All Skeets Matter 😭😭😭😭😭

If I start screaming mustard randomly pls forgive me

I can understand choking down eggnog if it’s spiked but some of yall are just drinking it for the love of the game??? 🥴

I really had no business listening to Trey Songz- Sex For Your Stereo in middle school 😂 It is a great song though.

I love mess n drama on my bday

Skeethart is crazy 😭😭

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Reasons why i fw this app number 4 . The fork test. H8 that other one didnt have this level of scrutiny !

When people ask me what race I’m attracted to, I always say I’m attracted to any race that’s not racist to black people. So basically I only date black people #blacksky

Not paper towels! 😭😭😭

Baby, yall got anime,ppl you don't know, food, cars, flames, scriptures tatted why not get my name? Just vibe.

“He got that ambition baby, just look in his eyes. This week he’s mopping floors but next week is the fries…”

I wonder if Beyoncé already got her burner on here

Anytime someone on the internet says “Lets be honest here” you know you are about to hear some bullshit.

It causes me think about Black Wall Street in Oklahoma, among other times when Black success is affected by white backlash. #BlackSky

Them motherfuckers don't give a shit about immigrants taking resources from needy Americans cause they don't even want needy Americans receiving help. It's about otherism and non whiteness.

To be clear....I don't think anyone is stopping them people from joining the app. They just don't like that they are being mass blocked and can't rain terror and troll. Being expected to share space and normalize hate groups is how we got here in the first place 😒

Never let a soul on this fucking earth make you feel like you ain’t good enough Good morning

Jay Leno not fooling nobody. He better pay them folks

A friend of mine just messaged me, asking me about gaming PCs because her son is signing up for the e-sports team. For the first time in my entire life, I feel like I was born in the wrong generation.... Jealousy doesn't begin to cover it..

Exactly turned mine off 3rd day here 😭

Depends. You’d have to go to HELL with me to try get me outta my body. I actively practice having patience to avoid doing so 😅