Well I know it’s not Taurus.. they take that eater stereotype seriously.

It’s been less than 24 hours since I got my VCH and the no masturbation rule is ruining my life.

I just realized 18 year olds were born in 2007??? Hello? I’ve done the math 3 times and it’s still 2007??

I read this before looking at the pfp and I knew it was a man. I wish yall would accept community.

I am a nap first and work when I wake up. Are there people that feel like they need to finish their work before they lay down? I feel like those people don’t take naps at all..

Just find another couple & call it even..

Ooooooohhh nooooo!!! You gave me exactly what I asked for and fucked me through the mattress to assert dominance ☹️☹️☹️ what EVER will I do???

I’m totally fine until the edible kicks in. Then I NEED my pussy ate & my back rubbed 😮‍💨

What we not gon do is leave my girl out!!!!

I’m getting mad as fuck and I’m trying to calm down because the wine is turning me up and it’s not that serious.

My baby daddy not answering the phone for the baby swap and I am not happy about it. We cool.. but we not ignore my phone calls while you have my son cool.

I only wore my evil eye anklet for a week before it broke 🤓 okay.

So I’m in a wedding & the brides sister wants the brides maids to pay for the reception. Like, food and drinks…… that’s insane, right? Cause I want to cuss her out but also this is my first time being in a wedding.

I want another hoe phase so bad but I’m just not in the mood to start talking to niggas(gender neutral) omg?

They didn’t celebrate my birthday with me. 🤓

Using mouth watering mints to give head is insane. Just hydrate and choke like the rest of us… Nobody wants to work anymore.

You know, I hate when someone wants to fight over a man.. because no nigga will ever be worth that to ME but if you want to fight I will. I’m not going to talk you out of it.

If Trump dies, yall think they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him or drop the act quick and take over?

I don’t know why I am shocked, but white people aren’t boycotting Target?

My baby daddy called me to complain about his fiancé today AHT AHT go find a friend.

Now I’m limping around just continuously saying “that Epsom salt tank is going to make me feel better tomorrow

My knee has been hurting since I got home a week ago and I can’t say anything because my 30th birthday is Sunday and I don’t want to hear the jokes. 😭

I can’t imagine having to put an argument on pause cause I gotta go get my son from school??? Or feeling neglected AND stressed about finals AND my son has a bad day.. Absolutely not. Kiss my ass.

I realized today that I am not in the mood for a relationship because if I have a bad day, I need it to be because of something avoidable. Like, I can fix it quick or push through it.

Watching Truman Show with the idea that he knew the whole time and was just trying to figure out who’s in on it makes it that much better.

I desperately want to like this new soap opera……. 😮‍💨 I’m going to hate watch it till I love it.

I don’t like white people’s videos on TikTok. If I see a white person it’s usually a viral* video. So explain to me why I just scrolled to a white MAN’S video and he was doing a skit where he punched a chick in the face at the bar for hitting on him… it had 11 likes. Don’t piss me off TikTok.

Bahama Mama 💕

If you cut me open right now I would bleed tequila cranberry. I drank enough for at least 3 months

I feel like it would be petty for me to start making physical note every time I say something correct and people ignore me before finding out that I’m right…

Finally home, baby in bed and off my feet. A hybrid gummy would really get me right.. 😮‍💨

MCO looks worse and worse every single time I come here. Omg.

AND my pants are ripped. I’m one more inconvenience away from tripping the fuck out.

I miss my son and my bed and I’m tired so on top of all that I really don’t need 2 bitches pmsing & ignoring everything I say just for me to be right in the end.

I can’t wait to get home to complain to my mom.

on the way TO vacation is always fun. On the way home is always fucking irritating.

Too slow. I get it now.

Got woken up to go out on the cruise and left… what does that mean? Before I step inside this bar. Quickly

Could’ve gotten arrested in the Bahamas today 🤪 wyd?

I’ve been drinking all day. I can’t do this anymore omg. It’s just day one

2:30pm on a Thursday and I’m laying on the 21+ deck with the sun in my eyes & this wine has made its way straight to my pussy 🤧 we haven’t even sailed off yet. where are all the pineapples at?

I bounce back and forth between my 2 profiles when I want to post 2 totally different thoughts. It’s so satisfying.

A girl is getting nailed to the cross on twitter for admitting she likes cnc… I had to get out of there quick. 🤧 I can’t even stand beside her cause that’s one of those kinks you enjoy in secret.

Every post is just everyone struggling to sleep. 😮‍💨

Anxious for this trip. Literally cannot sleep. I’ll be exhausted all day tomorrow.

I use ear plugs when I’m traveling but at home I need my noise

He looks like he is going to post an all black Snapchat picture with an empty school shooting threat

Glorilla got with meg and started changing her image and I feel like sexyy red is doing that now with glorilla and I prayed for times like this. Like, she can still be her but she will stop performing for racists

Consolation prize because it’s supposed to console you & make you feel better.. 😂😂🤓

I been eating oatmeal and protein bars for breakfast and drinking emergen c & naked smoothies for a week before this cruise.. I should be fit by Thursday, right?