I love being a first responder (watching 9-1-1 and The Pitt on Thursdays)

Cluck n Pluck got hit with the Pluribus virus #911OnABC

Kate Hudson I’m so sorry but your Oscar nom is still not enough to get me to subject myself to SONG SUNG BLUE

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

you: Americans are hated around the world me, an old person who grew up during the bush era, lighting your cigarette: first time?

Need this jacket #911OnABC

I’m 35 and SCARED of my heating bill this month

Ok Wrigley you can be spared for now #TellMeLies

George HW Bush jumpscare in #PONIES

This isn’t even the worst of it

I’ve seen a commercial for “Wuthering Heights” 400 times this weekend and it looks more laughably atrocious with every viewing

Is Evan Tell Me Lies family house also the Righteous Gemstones lake house?

When you focus on the regular people showing up magnificently in all of their flawed beauty, it helps you to keep going.

sure, yeah. of course they did. of course they signed him. it's actually really funny

This insane AI storyline 😭 “this bitch” #911OnABC

pretty contemptible to let these violent thugs stay at your crummy motel and put your staff and neighbors at risk if you ask me

Why does he look like he is going to bet me that he could throw a football over them mountains?

This forecast is not looking promising for dogs walks 😞

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

Paul Assenmacher Pitcher Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1999 CHC - CHW - CLE - NYY - ATL

I'm not a kpop person but I recently came across a song called "like JENNIE" and it's incredibly powerful. it's about how they all want to be like JENNIE. but they can't be. can't skip jury duty like JENNIE. can't dine and dish like JENNIE. can't commit arson like JENNIE. it's important to me.

Lots of deranged decision making led to the creation of this seating chart

LMFAO INSANE TEASER FOR TONIGHT’s #911OnABC

rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return

10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder

Hell yes, shut it all down. Call your representatives and tell them to actually do the only thing they can to halt this madness.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

keep thinking of a vocally anti-woke reporter who insisted that the term "environmental racism" was nonsense

The concept of buying a ticket to see Bridesmaids in the Great Lakes Science Center Dome

Work resuming to business as usual: 😔 My tv shows coming back this week: 😁

To me, Lena Dunham and Tim Robinson are comedy soul siblings

New vocal stim: Billy Crystal in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY saying, “I was being nice!!”

We had a good run

I think I just watched SVU try its hand at an homage to A FEW GOOD MEN (1992) but with city administrators and lifeguards.

There are also protests in dc and Baltimore. www.answercoalition.org/venezuela

Well I think the astrologers are going to be correct about 2026

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

dawg the US talking about brutal illegitimate rulers is crazy do you hear yourself the US president attempted a coup and you let him BE PRESIDENT and no one has kidnapped him

hey if you're wondering "has a baseball website covered whatever the fuck Miller is talking about, for some reason and done it more accurately than he is?" the answer is absolutely, yes: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

incredibly funny to see americans posting they hope congress will get the president for committing this war crime. what country do you think you live in?

Yasmin in Industry Season 3 Episode 8 #NEEDTHAT

Jacob Anderson loving The Chair Company is actually really important to me

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