ban social media, put heroin in the water supply

gimme the charlie kirk

Fascinating that academics don't even make this top 12. So much for the cultural elite!

The spectator has always been a nazi rag

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

It's a banger and I can't be convinced otherwise

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

Said it before, I'll say it again: our national commentary on racism was fucked the moment we started making racists the arbiters of what is or isn't racism.

👀Quite a lot of people telling on themselves here

I agree that israel most resembles a doomed polity that depended on a wildly exaggerated reputation for martial prowess, an economic model that depended on mass enslavement and produced almost nothing of value, a nihilistic death-worshipping culture, and truly Lovecraftian levels of pederasty

Very funny to compare Israel to sparta, because sparta existed as a major power for about 60 years then got integrated into its neighbours and eventually got turned into disneyland for roman tourists

Looks like the mandelson revenge has begun

Oh the US economy is FUCKED fucked

stay the course Kier, you're doin' swell!

I am not interested in ‘not everyone who was there was a fascist’ conversations. If you attend a demo called by a fascist, you are taking part in a fascist demo. It should not be difficult to grasp this.

Oh so *now* she's advocating sharing spaces!

the reason there aren’t so many terfs on bsky is bcos ‘gender critical’ is a far right conspiracy theory movement, akin to anti-vax, and if you’re interested in far right conspiracy theories you use x. i would point this out to helen but she blocked me for being trans and in her line of sight.

My timeline is full of women. The reason helen lewis doesn't see them is because most women are trans inclusive and id bet my hind teeth a ton of women on here blockenheimer terf scum

Interesting that DHFC only removed support once she said Israel is committing genocide, and not after •2018 when she said hitler only wanted to make germany great again •2022 when she supported Kanye going "death con 3 on jewish people" •2024 when she said jews control Hollywood

Me joining 4chan:

NW under the skin

Made some bagels

Labour party conference is in a fortnight lol its gonna be a bloodbath

Guess im an fpbe guy now 🤷‍♂️

FINALLY.

as a guy who got in precisely one fight in his life and immediately died, I do not think Charlie would want to be sent to a realm of eternal battle 🤷‍♂️

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Every kid should be given a drum set

America - still the country where your dreams can come true

2 pieces of good news if you need cheering up

lmao holy shit

Was gonna call this stodgy prose but thats too kind, I don't think this even counts as prose. It's kinda mechanical? It's like someone who wrote instruction manuals for 30 years wrote their first novel

IDF sniper from Chicago who says he killed Gazan teenager just for trying to retrieve his brother's corpse: “They’re thinking, ‘Oh I don’t think [I’ll get shot] because I’m wearing civilian clothes and I am not carrying a weapon' and all that, but they were wrong. That’s what you have snipers for.”

Personally I think israel, with it's incompetent, massively depleted, demoralised army thats on the verge of revolt, should attack the 2nd largest nato military. I think that would go really well for them

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

This is good; "Minister of Hypocrisy Wes Streeting" "So there we have it. One Irish person is charged with ‘terrorism’ in a UK court for speaking out against violence, while another Irish person is being held up as a victim of unfree speech for speaking out in favour of violence."

great to see patriotism back in england!

It's worth remembering that the usa literally told Qatar to establish this hamas political centre to make communication easier. The reason Israel bombed this is because it will make a hostage deal and ceasefire impossible

Yes, Peter Mandelson did write in the Epstein book, a multi-page letter with photos. Screenshots in thread. page 1

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

Lol good luck

HahahhahahhahahahhahahhahHhahahHahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhagahahhahahahahhahahagahagaggagagagahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahgagahahahahahgahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Labour has allowed the largest terrorist attack in British history (grannies holding signs)

"Head off reform by making them redundant" could charitably taken as these people not giving a fuck about anything but their own careers honestly it's more likely just an excuse for them to keep doing really nasty shit that they love.

Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?