You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh

The answer is pretty simple: neoliberalism catastrophically exploded in 2008 and every PM since has been desperately trying to prop up the remains of that failed system

Ooooooh noooooo, are the chickens coming home to roost?

a beautiful and moving tribute. I’m weeping openly

Attention, extremist , race-hate scum: assuming we can pull you away from feeding heroin to toddlers for five minutes, would you mind awfully not standing a candidate in this seat, so that we can rescue ourselves from electoral oblivion? Thank you, and fuck you

yesterday was so funny

do you think Ed Miliband ever turns to his wife in bed and asked if she fancies a bit of Chaos with Ed Mlliband

Xi: It would be a shame if your storied nation were to fall into the Thucydides Trap Trump: Burger

Extremely vivid imagery

It’s called a Cordon Sanitaire, and it is precisely how all parties committed to liberal democracy, rule of law and respect for human rights should treat far-right, fascist, anti-democratic parties. A media committed to a democratic state should do the same. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

Just gonna leave the page here that shows Dan Neidle gave Luke Akehurst a £2,500 donation in 2024, as it may be relevant! publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregm...

Iris Duane for First Minister

Skill issue Claudia sheinbaum has ba'athist approval numbers her entire term. There pretty much is one weird trick and its not being a neoliberal cunt.

Farage wants the taxpayer to be the bag holder

Every transphobiac freak completely unprompted "WHAT HAS IT GOT IT ITSSSSS PANTSSSSS"

the modern right is, at its core, a movement to make it illegal to socially ostracise people for being rancid pricks

Almost a third of Conservative candidates have lost their deposits after receiving less than 5% of the vote

They really need to stop using schools as polling places if Labour are on the ballot.

Mine would say exactly the same as she does now, scream at me to sit down so she cat sit on my lap

Funnily enough, baddiel hasn't commented on the fact that media exclusively focused on the 2 Jewish victims and ignored the Muslim victim, but I was told that "Jews don't count"?

We've tried doing thatcherism for the 10th time in a row and we're all out of ideas

We've tried doing thatcherism for the 10th time in a row and we're all out of ideas

google is free jimmy bollock www.livingwage.org.uk

So far as I know, none of the pro-Palestinian protesters have flown out to Israel or Gaza to be photographed shaking hands with senior regime figures who have live warrants out for their arrest on war crimes charges. Can senior Labour Party figures say the same thing?

Zack Polanski should go HAM on them over the medias support for the gaza genocide, anyone who did genocide propaganda is getting the julius streicher treatment anyone who did genocide denial gets 5+ years in prison Nice little side bonus is that'd remove every ghoul that's attacking the greens

Carer's Allowance should be a living wage. £25,000 if figures are to be believed. Should be closer to £30,000 a year.

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

I love this essay very much!!!!

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

I think its cool that trump is building an interesting, replayable, purpose designed final boss level

Seeing as how I’ll already never be allowed in the US

Idk imprisoning every right winger would be pretty good to put in ypur manifesto, I know I'd vote for it

The King will champion democracy

"No does not mean no" damn its a real head scratcher why sexual harassment happened at this company

They didn’t just double tap. They hunted her like an animal. First they sent her death threats. They struck her, then followed her to where she tried to take shelter & struck her there. They struck the rescue workers who came for her & only after hours, after she died, did they allow retrieval

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

I, for one, am shocked this photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of Thatcher is just a grey amorphous blob

I fucking despise hoyle

Personally I think its fantastic that starmer et al want to hand all of our NHS data to these slavering fascist ghouls

I don't think many labour MPs are actually confused as to why starmer is "clinging" to power, they're waiting until they getting smashed in May elections so they can force him to eat that enormous pile of shit and replace with (probably) streeting

I mean really even that's giving conservatives too much credit. They are completely defined by the belief "You have to be nice to use while we kill you."

260,000 (700 a day) new mothers bleeding to death is apparently a number 2 priority for these monstrous bastards. I hate them so much it's unbelievable www.who.int/news-room/fa...

I've been thinking about trump saying "a whole civilisation will die tonight" probably idk 3 or 4 times a day every day It's amongst the most evil things any human being has ever said

"In 2026 the Ayatollah and the Pope will tell the US president to suck eggs and the whole planet will laugh at him while he loses a naval war against a country with no navy and then declares himself to be Jesus" Psychiatrist from Terminator 2: "Increase the voltage to 400 for 10 seconds"

Did a kitbash copying my favourite warhammer art, I think i did pretty good #warhammer #warhammercommunity

I thought i was crazy that my immediate thought was removing the ink bit and using the tube as a straw, turns out that was a common idea