Sorry, Trump's not on the verge of death - if he was there'd be huge movements in Polymarket due to all the insider trading.

THE DRAMA is so good.

Religion class: “Can anyone tell me why today is called Good Friday? Yes.” “Because Fridays are GREAT, but the day they literally kill God you admittedly have to downgrade a smidge?” “… see me after class, Mr. Kenny.”

Watching BLADE RUNNER on a United flight. They’re playing the narrated version. I… I really can’t blame people for hating this in 1982.

You asked, and we listened. Now there’s Tough & Learn eReader - a LeapFrog made just for anyone you know who might need one!

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

Horror Nonna needs our help. You know what to do, horror peeps!

Carter: Colonel! O'Neill (p90 pointed offscreen): come on, Daniel, what does it say? Daniel Jackson: well if Im reading this right, they worshipped a being named "Miette", who had the power to imprison you for... one thousand years... Teal'c: I believe it would be most unwise to awaken this "Miette"

Are there no good songs about San Francisco or is really just “Vengabus”

I’m at ICE HQ

Watching one of those X-Files episodes that makes me think Chris Carter probably wrote really insufferable plays in high school

just a very threatening aura to my work schedule this week

Christ on a cross

Eid Mubarak to all. Free Palestine.

So when it comes to a dead actor’s estate letting a film use AI to resurrect them: You have every right to dig up your relative’s corpse and turn it into a marionette, but the rest of us are allowed to think you’re a ghoul. *Especially* if you want us to pay you to see it.

A24 of all places remaking BLOODSPORT makes the Urban Dictionary entry my brother made years ago all the funnier

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s THE BRIDE! was fun crazed Baz Luhrmann punk cabaret. Only needed more musical numbers. Wish the last third didn’t feel so chopped up and stitched together, though. Hope a director’s cut comes through.

Watching a new film and the three trailers so far have been SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE MUMMY RETURNS, and the new SCARY MOVIE.

He keeps winning

Me, whenever an Irish person wins: JAYSUS

Scrolling down the timeline through the rugby posts, making a note of everyone who was shouting for England

My Oscar prediction? He'll say something sarcastic to Big Bird.

Matt Berry is going to be the announcer for the Oscars and all I want is to hear him say “BUGONIA!”

I’m so glad Erika Alexander is starring in a sitcom again.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Finally. Finished watching all the Oscar-nominated films

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Watching an episode of TED, a spinoff of a movie from 2012, doing an episode based on GOODBYE LENIN! about the OJ Simpson verdict What a time to be alive

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Oh fuck, I gave Taskmaster a go and I like it. No youth left. Full-on sad uncle now. The icy hand of Death has never felt closer.

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Man, I love Oscar season but the online discussion is getting me down this year. There’s been such an influx of gamblers who just want to bet on Kalshi and beg everyone for tips. None of them give a shit about the movies. It’s so boring.

Meanwhile, at the Bat-Beamer…

“Making a comeback with a Daily Wire movie” is like saying “curing a headache with a guillotine”

IL is on the verge of electing a Senator far more aligned with Trump, MAGA power brokers & ICE infrastructure expansion than the values of a deep-blue state. Here’s what Raja Krishnamoorthi hopes you don’t know about him & how we elect someone better.

what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?

Look at this adorable bastard. LOOK AT HIM! (yrs old, named Missio. He's available here in Austin for a foster or adoption!

Whenever I talk about how MTV used to have the best programming I specifically mean this

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Andrew Garfield was going to play the monster in FRANKENSTEIN, but pulled out and Jacob Elordi stepped in. Elordi’s followup movie is WUTHERING HEIGHTS. So he went from doing Garfield’s role… to playing Heathcliff…

*at the CIA employee karaoke night* well done Cheryl, that was an extraordinary rendition

Well, that's two Super Bowls in a row a guy named Drake had just the worst day