Love that I found a meme IRL

Meryl Streep in The Bridges of Madison County. I'd fight God and win if it meant she'd flirt lightly with me

Love someone in this world like Pete Davidson loves direct deposit

You joined a conference with Iowa in it lmao. You fools

I'm such a softy, I love the wave to the children's hospital so much

That's AMAZING WOW

Idk if Mendoza is actually good or not but godDAMN it looks pretty when he spins it

I know I've been practicing my French because my immediate reaction to hanging mate playing chess just now was《 ah! je capote ma vie! 》 🤣🤣

Best part here is that I don't even think this is Van Buren's best nickname (that would be "Blue Whisky Van")

Felt like eating for the first time all week and ate a tray.of tandoori chicken with naan

Current meta-game I play in PokémonGO: send @sasscarpone.bsky.social the oldest possible building I can find that is also a pokestop

It's me, I'm first in line

Amerislop life hack: an Uncrustable fits perfectly on top of a mug of piping hot coffee. You can quickly defrost it for eating and your coffee will be ready to drink

I have felt like dog pops all week so I went to bed at 8:45 last night & ate about 1000 calories of pure sugar & fat in the AM & now I feel like One Punch Man

As a guy who watches college football and the NFL a bunch I have simply just not watched them. A battle between two billion dollar companies in ESPN and Beta doesn't have me reaching out to get my ESPN back.

1. Public art is Very Good and Important 2. Who mistreated this shrine to Dan?? I will find you & start reciting 1984 stats in an increasingly hysterical tone 3. 5000 yards in 1984??? JFC

kill it with fire

Been feeling like absolute dogshit & it turns out that the cure was 1) forcing myself to eat even though the idea itself repulsed me rn; and 2) blasting ABBA at unreasonable volumes youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE?...

It’s her time

Pat Mahomes Sr, you remain my king not only for being a beloved late 90s Met but for trying to fight this dude on sight as old men

A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane

Decided to poke around where I grew up (Co-op City), which went heavy Cuomo in round 1 but was basically split this time around. Lots of older voters & drivers b/c Co-op's a relative transit desert & the economics of living there are unique

It's an especially big deal there because that area is about to grow as fast as anyplace in the country & the choices made now will have far-reaching consequences for how CNY develops in the coming years

Love it when one of my neighbors screams threats outside my door to the whole building because someone moved his clothes (wasn't me). JFC I can't wait to leave

I'm secretly excited about it being cold & dark because I get to have gas station meatballs in marinara for dinner & that shit slaps idc idc

Ralphie 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation

I'm upstate these days so I couldn't vote against the bum today but this is me, give us the weird Dutch name back

MACtion is for everyone.

Good morning! Dick Cheney is dead and I have an obituary that I wrote all the way back in 2017 about this monster! www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/11/cheney

Got to vote in local municipal elections & to support an expansion of facilities and the size of Adirondack forest preserve to offset the addition of Nordic ski trails & biathlon trails. Nothing exciting, tbh, but I did it.

Applauded this morning's news to an empty apartment like my flight had just landed in San Juan

the black + mexican alliance stays strong in texas [texas southern band plays a selena song]

Pretty sure I didn't see the sun today, that sucks

Scaphism would be a mercy to those who are anything but kind to PharmDs & pharm techs who are on their feet all day in close quarters for shit pay & still manage to be kind to their patients

Worry pas ta brain! (Mon expression préférée en chiac 🤩)

at this point haven't the Bills figured out they need to lose to the Chiefs in the regular season, what are they doing

Lookit that big galoot rumbling up field like prime Jeremy Shockey, that's the good shit

Whoever took the CBS crew out for iced custard glamor shots is a *serious* WNY knower. That's such good work

Joe Flacco is our nation's finest hoagiemouf & I think that's neat

If you don't care about football & want to run errands or do crimes anywhere from Albany to Buffalo rn, NOW IS THE TIME

Giants fans might not let Shane Bowen off the field if this keeps up. I haven't heard a crowd this disgruntled since Joe Judge did the flying V in his own end zone

Went out to Great Sacandaga Lake to go look at the Adirondacks in fall--cannot recommend Upstate NY in autumn enough to those of you not familiar

Getting ready for yet another Bills-Chiefs game

Vladito is an INCREDIBLE baseball player, oh my god

However this turns out, I think the takeaway away for me is just how competitive this series has been from inning 1. It feels like everything has been contested, and it's been awesome to witness

Definitely going to have to go for a walk after this game just to detox from the STRESS

My heart is not enjoying this!!!