yaaaaaay!!!!!

Well that's my evening, rest well folks

IT'S TAYLOR HAM GODDAMNIT

Giants are in this but Russ is cooked & these idiots left themselves without a backup kicking operation AGAIN. The Chiefs will win by default, I hate this

righteous gemstones was a documentary

Brandon Jacobs, you running over Charles Woodson was one of the highlights of my football-watching life

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Maria Taylor,,,hello

Tom Brady's aesthetician set the botox levels to Matt Gaetz

Jets-Bucs is so aesthetically pleasing. The football's good, too, shockingly.

Didn't know I needed to go to Gettysburg but now I need to go Gettysburg

Florida's showing fight, their defense is good and Miami's passing game has been completely disjointed since the 1st quarter. Miami is clearly more talented but it's the first time this season where they've tasted their own blood. Interesting finish coming

Holy hell Carson Beck has been hot garbage tonight. Actively keeping Florida in the game

@uniondrip.bsky.social idk if this is official union gear but it is truly magnificent

ICE commercial on my feed 🤮🤮🤮

I made it through a 50+ hour week at work without smoking cigarettes & I'm very proud. I can usually hold out at this point in my life but this was the sort of week that would've absolutely had me stacking Marlboro points a few years ago. Good job me

Iowa-Rutgers has been really good & Iowa just completed a...deep bomb? Holy hell

My name is so generic multiple contemporary politicians across multiple countries have it. It's built-in plausible deniability if one of us fucks up big

Watching Iowa football, drinking black decaf. The only way this scene could be more B1G is if I put on a short-sleeve collared shirt with a tie a la Woody Hayes

ANTIFA BILL SIMMONS: Are we sure Trotsky is good? Look I'm just saying you know great job with the Rex Army in the Civil War. But you're really getting assassinated with an ice pick in Mexico? Getting some real Brad Beal vibes from him House

Anti-regime news delivered between gambling picks is how we get our way out of this

OK I just made moaning sounds at that Rice QB keeper on the triple because my introduction to CFB was Nebraska & Tommie Frazier cutting Florida limb by limb

Touched grass because I needed that shit. Sending love to you all b/c I think we all need to show each other some today. It is what will sustain us.

These people have to go to prison.

To the old head who was blasting Three 6 Mafia at full volume down my block--salute 🫡 ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS

i remain resolute in my confidence we will win and it will be because we stuck together. dooming and fatalism is not how any of us will get out of this mess. i’m saying this as a veteran climate journalist who is a trans woman. if i have more hope than you, think of what that says about your view

Having one of those work days where I'm being asked to sprint for 10 hours but at hour 6.5 I get asked to change course & run to a different end point *first* As fried as I feel, I'm thankful that I just have to go and not think. If I think too much rn, my cortisol 📈

there are still things worth living for

one continual stream of Venetianly corrupt and often lawless life

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If you want to watch a team getting eaten alive by Anfield, turn on Atletico Madrid at Liverpool rn. I've never seen a Cholo Simeone team get overwhelmed quite like this.

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being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

i know i have sports brain because every time i hear someone called a man of faith i expect to immediately hear an excuse for something wild and see a nick castellanos home run

Had a data architecture call that started 4 pm my time on a Friday, and spent 90 minutes in the weeds with 3 dudes from Alabama who had a full lip in the entire time, a trans woman in TN & her boss, a Florida man who was joking about picking up a crack habit over the weekend. THAT is America.

Dr Strangelove is on TCM for those of you who need something precisely on the nose

Running 21 personnel w/ a lead blocker at FB is the equivalent of taking therapy seriously & touching grass, it is a Universal Good

Let's drive to the weird part of Maine where they speak French, look up at the stars & have some pumpkin pie

Denmark is on track to wipe out the most dangerous strains of HPV. New data shows the vaccine has all but wiped out HPV16 and HPV18. It's a powerful proof point for what widespread, equitable vaccine coverage can do. buff.ly/3do5Sfo #ShareGoodNewsToo

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Thinking about all the manager interviews & cameras & mic'd up players on Red Sox-Yankees & what sort of madness a broadcast with the 86 Mets or the Bronx Zoo Yanks or even the '93 Phillies would've created. That can't happen now, and that is a little sad.

Diego Rivera-ass cat

Go Chiefs, please console me & deprive my enemies of joy for once in my fucking life

🥴🫩😵‍💫😐 #newyorkfootballgiants

This Giants-Cowboys game is taking months off my life but it's the most exciting Giants game since they last made the playoffs in 2022. I'll be furious if they lose but an honorable tie is acceptable at this point.

Shut the fuck up about Chicago, you ignorant jagoff lummox

This isn't over but this is the happiest the Giants have made me since Odell made The Catch. Please don't fuck up