If I ever meet the person that invented these, it’s on sight, mfer

Me, 44 years ago

Start your Christmas with a happy cry!

@swoonganz.medsky.social good to see your guy getting some work.

What was the most mind-boggling coincidence to ever happen to you? Mine was probably listening to a podcast on a drive to a hotel in Akron, Ohio for work, and I pulled into the parking lot of the Hilton Garden Inn or whatever and kept listening because it was a very intense part where they…

This episode of Doc McStuffins is talking about making a prepper go-bag.

The story is something but I am mostly posting because on first glance I thought that was Guy Fieri. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

I wish a single journalist or leader would reach out to me I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...

I actually HATE how violently I laughed at this just now

Ugh Bovino is driving around my neighborhood again. Fucking losers, the lot of them.

The International Criminal Court watching Pete Hegseth blow up all these boats for no reason

My newest and most niche pet peeve is people that order those backdrop thingies for photos (like birthday themed ones, etc), and leave all the creases from shipping in them which then appear in said photos. I admire your commitment to the bit but it looks terrible!!

Truly 50 Cent buying up the front 4 rows to Ja Rule’s comeback concert is one of the funniest things anybody has ever done in the name of hating

Honestly one of the best tells on social media is somebody suggesting that any clinician (doctor, nurse, etc) is “taking money from big pharma.” Like without fail you immediately know you are dealing with a complete lunatic. It’s very handy that way!

You will be visited by three spirits

"Quilen Blackwell, owner of a Chicago nonprofit that employs at-risk youth to turn vacant lots into flower farms, has won CNN’s Hero of the Year Award." chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/12...

It definitely involves the Myers-Briggs.

@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy Birthday! I hope somebody gifts you the joy of Gateway 2000 product placement.

@profanity.accountant what hath I wrought

Folks with Diabetes! There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings. Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com

I learned over the weekend that RFK had 11 children and now I’m fully convinced we’re dealing with the equivalent of the most messed up Orphan Black clone making life or death decisions.

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Corns are the grossest-named foot ailments for sure. Truly barf, who came up with that.

She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago

Guys I’m sorry I’m still simply not over the Chicago Pope

Me every time that chocolate artist guy comes up on my Instagram feed: “Oh ho HO! What’s he up to now?!?!?!”

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

If you find yourself typing sentences expounding on the semantic difference between pedophile, hebophile, and ephebophile, you should delete those sentences, walk outside, lay down in the grass, let the vultures have your flesh, the sun to bleach your bones, etc

It’s wild that Jeff Epstein was basically like a Dear Abby of emails? “I, a notable person, have a question that needs answering. First stop: New York Financier Jeffrey Epstein”

Literally it's the easiest messaging in the world. Hey, these guys shut down the government for a month and a half because they don't want you to be able to afford healthcare. They found billions of dollars to fund the secret police goon army terrorizing your neighborhoods, but not healthcare.

the Dems keep operating like this cynical shit has no effect. It’s why their core voters don’t fucking show up. When they say “we fight for you” nobody believes them, because they constantly pull shit like this and say “what else are you gonna vote for.” But then people STAY HOME.

I’m so tired of being disappointed in these people.

Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them. Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Nice reporting from the Sun-Times on the Girl Scout aspect of my experience yesterday tinyurl.com/4azkbhjy

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Well I saw my first 🧊agents in person today and can’t recommend it.

Loxy makes real cute stuff y’all!

Man, this shit is out of hand and someone need tell us why in the fuck we are blowing up fucking boats? This ain't the shit we are fucking supposed to be doing. Someone please explain why in the entire fuck we are just blowing up fucking people? It needs to happen now www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/p...

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

How nice to have a good day. Let’s do it again!!

Aloof wives and hot louvre thiefs! What a day on Bluesky dot com!

M definitely rotted in front of the tv for too long today but we got soooo much done around the house!!

Organizers said they followed Department of Homeland Security protocol and formally requested access more than one week ahead of the Mass. The request was denied, according to a statement from the village of Broadview. No reason was given. trib.al/C6InDHk

It’s ~58 degrees in Chicago this week and I’ve seen people in their full-length winter parkas and other people in flipflops and shorts. When this happens during the first warm days in March, both types of people are correct. Right now, both types of people are wrong. I will not be taking questions.

The single parent of 3 got kidnapped by ICE from his job at a dry cleaner. No warrant, etc. They’ve got ~48 hours to get a lawyer to try to keep him here instead of being moved - if you’re able to donate to his legal fees here is the link (and more of the story). www.gofundme.com/f/help-singl...

I spend all this time trying to figure out what the master plan is, and it always hits me: nothing. Just conspiracy brain worms all the way down. And the most smug self-righteousness as Kennedy and cronies destroy over a century of concerted scientific effort and hard work.

Feds are also on the ground in Avondale/northwest side: instagram.com/p/DQPEgcSEWDl/

ICE is up, with Border Patrol seen on the ground in Waukegan this morning. DHS helicopter had been seen heading this direction earlier.