Yeah. No. I don't think this is right.

I knew we lost bc my whole feed was full of Eric Adams jokes

and this isn't just some random evil racist congressman. he's the majority whip, the third most powerful member of the house! this *is* the party.

HELL YEAH WE NEEDED A TREE LAW POST TODAY

Dead; V. Bad. When I have dreams in which he is alive, they are nightmares.

Father’s Day present art class with M this morning

This person passed today and these grifters were selling her stuff and telling her not to go into hospice right up to the day she died. I’m glad she’s at peace but feel horribly for her kids. Cancer is so cruel.

Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

I’m in Idaho and am convinced it’s pretend. What’s happening here.

Only a bollard is brave enough to stop a burning runway car. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. #WorldBollardAssociation 🇮🇳

Jordan and it’s not close

Saying John’s part in an impossibly thick Chicago accent in my mind for the full effect.

Oh no the pictures from the first “convention” are up. And the language has gotten very overtly MLM-y

Happy WNBA season to all who observe!!!

Marking the passage of time by determining how short or long the time between thirty days feels when I have to toggle on the “snooze suggested posts from feed” again

This concert drama is really sending me. This person is having a bad time but isn’t allowed to say so!

I feel like the Venn diagram of the “audiobooks don’t qualify as reading” and “walking doesn’t qualify as exercise” folks would be awwwwwfully close to a circle

A really dramatic way to get yourself fired faster, Markwayne!

I don’t like mustard on my hot dogs. Also The Bean is just okay.

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

Not the point but every time I see Thomas Massie, I briefly think he is a famous actor of some sort who has been put in some light aging makeup and a fake beard.

it’s honestly so embarrassing that we have to talk about trump’s ballroom in a serious way. someone in his circle didn’t immediately tell him it was the dumbest fucking idea in the whole world and now it’s become our mortifying problem. clown shit.

I was in South Florida for work from Sunday to Friday and boy howdy I do not know how people do it!

Xi got what Chinese leaders have pursued for decades — an American president in Beijing as an equal. Trump thought the win was "relationship." That's what happens when you replace statecraft with dealmaking: you walk out smiling while the other side rewrites the global order.

This is dead on. If the Democrats retake the House and Senate--or even just the House--it could mark the beginning of the end of a 50-year Republican project. If they can't? The GOP will spend the next 2 years destroying all remaining guardrails. Most important midterms of our lives, no question.

M had a her first dance recital since this one (we moved to a new place that only does one a year) and she did so great and had so much fun! It turns out enjoying the class more leads to different results. 😆

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Had convos w/ multiple people in the past 4 days who DID NOT KNOW that 1. AI doesn't "think" or know anything; it's a probability machine 2. It was created using massive amounts of work stolen from actual people including me 3. The environmental costs are astronomical Spread the word, every time!

Incidentally one of the worst people I know is mostly in charge of the big birthday stuff and is having to trot around the country trying to get everyone *so* excited about it, which looks miserable, and I’m extremely here for it.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

I want to reassure everyone that abortion providers have been ready to switch to misoprostol-only abortion for a long time now, and clinics can still provide mifepristone in person. You can still access abortion and there are people who will help.

I know it’s much more complicated than this but it will be funny as hell if a bunch of R states gerrymander the hell out of everything and still lose miserably.

Mary this is literally how vaccines are supposed to work.

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

I say it again and again: Because we don’t learn the real history of this country, we do not understand what this country is capable of. After 1870, 22 Black men served in Congress. By 1901, because of racist SCOTUS rulings, electoral coups and election cheating and violence, there were none.

THIS DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE BLOOD, RIGHT? “Get away to forever” with murderrrr The subject arrangement of photography is my passion

The Roberts court's position on whether you can seek legal redress for racism is only if the guy doing it is like "I, a racist, intend to racistly harm this ethnic minority -- exclusively for racist reasons!"

I feel like Zoe Kravitz has the potential to be our gen's Elizabeth Taylor, just getting married 100x to very hot men.

This puts the security debate in better perspective. I know this space really well. The guy wasn’t anywhere near the ballroom. He was basically trying to rush the security perimeter and failed. It’s a big complex with lots of different event happening at the same time.

Wait so the shooting was all law enforcement and this was a streaker?!?! That’s how it’s sounding, right?

Ok we can at least all agree that the Washington Hilton is not a place to successfully become a presidential assassin.

do you think any other (apparent) attempted assassination of a sitting president has felt like this since the 19th century? i am neither surprised nor concerned nor terribly interested. which of course makes sense in this immediate context, but feels odd when you hold it up in a historical one

Y’all I went to a Mom Prom tonight and it was SO MUCH FUN!!! They played Juvenile and Whitney Houston and we all had 1.8 drinks and danced our asses off and now we’re going to bed.

They are MLMing the peptides!!!!

Today in hire more people over 40 to work in journalism.

I was about to make a “this is what they took from us” joke about this old novelty coin I found, but according to Wikipedia the Brontosaurus might be…back?

LFG!

Frozen pupusas are such a weekend lunch unlock

Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash

Trump posting a photo of him helping a gray haired white guy and nobody else is probably one of the most honest things he’s ever posted.