Opening up the YouTube homepage on mobile is depressing as hell dude. 3 layers of shorts before any long form content. What are we even doing. This might as well be an entirely different app.

Never encountered an app that gives out more desperate vibes than spotify after you unsubscribe.

So if I'm getting this right the new hot rougelike on twitch is CloverPit. A literal slot machine with rougelike elements. You might as well just do crack cocaine at this point it's probably more health for you.

So from what I understand YouTube no longer counts Adblock views and my core viewership all uses ad block. Meaning my stats have tanked into oblivion. I'm not the only one but I'm hit disproportionately hard due to a lack of children watching me.

That not good...

So why have we all stopped talking about the terrible AI upscaling filter YouTube is using on shorts now? It's hideous and the only reason I can think they're doing it is so it's harder to notice AI content.

Half life 2, a game with extreme environmental interactability, allowing for a whole new level of immersion and interactive puzzle solving. Its lasting legacy will be 20 years of seesaw puzzles.

Local Australian man attempts to deliver pizzas in a snow storm, drives 120kmh off a ramp instead ( @jollywangcore.bsky.social )

This is probably as close as I've seen an indie game get to nailing the PS2's graphics/aesthetic.

Spilt soup on me and tried to wipe it off with a napkin but the napkin was brown and very soft and didn't wipe good so now I have a big brown stain with a little red one in the middle of it

huh.

My car got hit a couple of months back and I immediately got out and said "sorry mate" despite the fact I was parked and they ran into me.

Half-Life footsteps on metal SFX at 26:30 in Peacemaker season 2 episode 3.

Whenever I try to do anything related to clothes I'm told I should be fighting for my life against horrors formed from my own damaged psyche. It's bullshit man.

Everyone likes to blame penny pinching executives on the ever degrading quality of products but I think part of the problem is the average dude will almost always buy the absolute cheapest thing they can at the time of purchase versus what’s cheap to own overall.

Really like that I've never been more successful on twitter than since the dipshit took it over. Real neat. Glad things worked out like that.

I think most people just needa jerk off more or jerk off less.

Ever since I started playing video games as a job I've had no free time to play videogames.

Broke my blender making pumpkin soup again :(

This 30 Year Old Youtuber Still Makes Their Lets Plays The Old Fashioned Way.

7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries

Was gonna stream but I forgot i gotta file a police report woops

Slop is the new goon.

Goon is the new slop.

Dick Penis here with a collab opportunity.

Wtf I was told sex sells. Why arent you selling.

don't think it's gonna make it past the censor

Did some freelance video editing work for a company my brother works at and I gotta say... Really makes me question why I try being funny on the internet dude, this is some switch your brain off shit.

Thank u to the person who left a lil jolli for me in my home town on wplace :)

Saw Akira for the first time, talk about foundational pieces of media holy shit.

Hell yeah. People are taking inspiration from Voice of the Void. The combination of menial job, atmospheric horror, survival horror and sandbox gameplay is such a strangely compelling combo. Really hoping it becomes its own genre.

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

I really want to use bluesky more but the discovery feed keeps showing me chubby half naked men for some reason instead of rage bait

Give me a couple of million and I'll spread all the thinly veiled propaganda you want private equity. Lil Jolly needs money.

What do you mean no one wants to give sponsorship opportunities to the dude with the nsfw name that only plays obscure half life mods and 30 minute long indie horror games?

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

Day 3 (lol) of content creator appreciation: The guy with peak comedic timing - JollyWangcore ( @jollywangcore.bsky.social ) thanks for being such a chill guy on streams! (Don’t forget to watch, like, subscribe on his recent upload)

I wish.

Yeah but mine are reeeealllyy funny tho

Why does this marathon runner not simply get in his car and drive to the finish line?

I just made a YouTube short in 45 minutes. Why haven't I been doing this for years?

I like to think my social confidence is pretty much unshakeable but watching someone play Uma Musume while getting a coffee this morning is the first time in years I've felt properly self conscious in public. Anime horse ladies are to be watched behind closed doors.

What do you mean there's a version of windows 10 that will be supported till 2032 is bloatware free and is legal to own. How is this not common knowledge?

How did Valve make the HL2 pistol feel so dog shit man. I feel like it takes effort to make a gun feel that bad.

If you ever wonder why my videos take so long to make it's my slavish dedication to wasting as much time as possible.

I did it. I found a high quality copyright free recording of a song for my video. And it only took me two days of nothing but obsessive searching at the cost of any sort of productivity.

Soup is like the optimal breakfast food why isn't everyone eating soup for breakfast.

Hey everyone, I took a look at Half-Payne this month for my Clips Channels Longform video. All snarks, all Jolly in pain. Full cut coming soon! Presenting: Jolly in Payne: The Snark Cut youtu.be/0ri6gkSynqA @jollywangcore.bsky.social