I have it on good authority that multiple mod developers watch my streams and try to plan for every possible "Jolly could screw this up" eventuality.

wandering around the house muttering “Whew… Tough day…” and “Sure could go for a cold one right now…” or “Ugh… So thirsty…” until the player controlling me lets me reach into my inventory for a beer

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

Once again my best efforts are being considered rage bait.

If I had created a media property with an audience half as entitled as delta rune or digital circus I'd probably end up making the protagonist recreate one man one jar out of spite.

Had a beta version of my next video up for two days on youtube checking for copyright issues. Nothing got flagged. Felt I was in the clear and went ahead with the final music sync. Render the last cut less than 20 mins ago. Guess who just got an email about a copyright claim.

Love that you have to have a password for windows 10 but if you just keep mashing the enter key It'll let you set your password as nothing BUT you will have to mash the enter key again every 3 months when the password you don't have expires.

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Wake up at 9:30, roll over and check my phone. "Hi your appointment for Wednesday the 24th at 11:00 has been rescheduled to Tuesday 23rd" The doctors was an hours drive away. I've been sitting in the waiting room for over an hour and I'm pretty sure my underwear is on backward.

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

I hope one day white dudes with short dark hair get to see themselves represented as a video game character

I know creators with half my audience that get lovingly made fan art on the regular but everytime I check the art channel on my discord it's just 200 posts that look like this.

half-life 3 leaks confirm questions fans have been asking for over 25 years will finally be answered. click here to listen to the leaked audio of a vortiguant explaining their species' reproductive process in great detail

how streaming feels sometimes

I am cursed with excellent accidental comedic timing.

My for you tab was really horny so I started to avoid thirst trap posts to fix it but then it switched to America politics so I started liking thirst traps again because that's better than politics but now it's thirst traps AND American politics and now I get horny whenever someone mentions Iran.

I'm like 300 hours into editing this video now and it's incredibly mid. It was so not worth the effort. Will be out as soon as I can be bothered finishing it.

Something about seeing gameplay of yourself from 4 years ago gives you just enough separation to realise how much of an idiot you were while still feeling a deep sense of shame.

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Very kind of discord to give other develops six months to make their own discord clone.

Throwing my hands up and saying "not my problem" about things that are most definitely my problem.

i know it's hard to believe but I am in fact a functioning member of society

Thinking if I keep making the same shit long enough the algorithm will eventually loop back around into loving my content again.

Stop scaring the hoes. Start crying

I like to think I've gotten to where I am in life because of my ignorance not in spite of it.

So I'm being told bitch isn't the female version of the word bastard and I feel like I'm losing my mind. How did I get to 30 thinking this.

earthside assistance

i bet i could fuck funny. i bet i could fuck for jokes

Going extra hard on videos this year. Stream are going to be little fun times while I work away my immense video backlog.

Everyone's horny but no one wants to fuck

Love how bluesky is slowly gaining traction despite it being absolute dog shit compared to Twitter in terms of functionality. Mastermind Elon making his app so dog shit that other apps win by default.

The for you tab having no nsfw filter is a problem because I do like boobs so I don't want to turn on content filtering but I also really don't need to see them at 10am.

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Liking every shitpost and piece of porn on my for you tab to try and convince the algorithm to feed me something other than American politics.

I hear they're making evil corn flakes that force you to masturbate

Engagement farming is so last year. The new trend is engagement threatening. Like this post or I'll kill myself.

My Nan asked politely if I was gay (second time she's done this) and I responded "only on Sundays" then she got real quiet and I had to spend the next 5 minutes reassuring her it was a joke.

DAY 600!!!!!

Actually rules that Christmas perfectly syncs up with the summer solstice and some of the nicest days of the year in Australia.

My dad's only sexist when he's stacking the dishwasher.

Blueskys biggest problem is the ui is like 20 to 30% more dogshit than twitters and that's enough friction to turn people off using it.

Nobody likes posts on this app. You're all miserable. Why must you keep your hearts so close to your chest. Give them to me. I want them.

Hmm yeah. I get why people are quitting their main channels on YouTube now.

I told a person on stream today that half life didn't have gibs for some reason and now hours later I'm sitting here thinking what the fuck I was even on about. Sorry to that guy. I dunno what I was saying.

Describing my content as "high effort slop" to family and friends.

No matter how cynical and jaded I get it's nice to know I'll never be as completely devoid of happiness as your average streamers twitch chat during the game awards.

Went to bed and woke up with a headache. This is the end for me. I can't go on.

Went outside with @bavon.bsky.social earlier this year.