"are you a boy or a girl?" "i'm an archaeopteryx!"

we need to bring back fingering people, especially those you think have done something untoward

My dream blunt rotation

If I read Warhound, am I still going to be able to play MechWarrior without feeling some kind of way

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS!?!?!?

Showing Iron Chef to my 10 year old because he likes cooking shows and silliness and my wife is rolling her eyes because we're both dying over the guy yelling GARRRRRLICCCCC all dramatically

Damn Daniel, back at it again with the new map alabamareflector.com/2025/11/21/a...

fox news two hours ago: THIS IS GONNA BE A SHOWDOWN WITH SOCIALISM trump: zohran is great and we basically agree and i think he's gonna be a great mayor

I know this is going to surprise everyone but I think the syringes and needles I bought on Amazon might be a bit shit.

bubble pop by Dec 1

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it

@gainsec.bsky.social got fired for that @bennjordan.bsky.social video, this is incredibly fucked up, infosec friends please reach out if you know anyone

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i love problematic shit

Everybody saying "yes" like the idea of a more experienced woman literally shaping you according to her desires doesn't make most of y'all so dizzy you pass out 🙄

Men with big muscles: concerning, explain yourself, prove that your heart is true if you desire my trust Women with big muscles: hi, please beat me within an inch of my life, I'll pay you

Horrifying www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/u...

Farrah and Muhanad have a lot of integrity and upon finding out that a scammer was trying to trick other Gazans by saying he promoted their campaign (when he didn’t) they decided to change the URL so he couldn’t do that- so this is their new link to their fundraiser now.

How long until we get a video of Trump playing the ukelele and singing Toxic Gossip Train

(You should all 👀 when established US hacking cons start losing venues over current politics,)

The Free Puppies and Ice Cream Act wouldn't pass 427-1

When this happened in Trump’s first administration, Senate Republicans like Lindsay Graham rebuked him and threatened to hold up legislation. Senator Marco Rubio, now the nation’s top diplomat, called for severing US ties with Saudi Arabia over human rights. Press should ask them about it too.

can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1 couldn't have gone worse if they tried

BSides Pyongyang was great, @rekdt.com killed it, missed the @uwu-underground.bsky.social show because of a meeting so I need to go back and watch that

Wow. HOPE (Hackers On Planet Earth), one of the most important hacker cons in the world, has been booted from their venue due to a right-wing extremist complaining about a single attendee's written pamphlet that was deemed to "espouse an anti-police agenda". That's... really screwed up.

OH MY GOD THEY ABSOLUTELY CANNOT THIS IS UNSCIENTIFIC RACIST HORSESHIT JUST LIKE IT ALWAYS IS WHEN IT POPS UP

Yikes

go down on ya girl as often as cloudflare

Waking up this morning and logging into work to find out about the CF outage like

Can't believe this is real but I guess I'll be watching @rekdt.com lol

I'll be playing Dead By Daylight this evening with our friend SpiritArtLife on YouTube and Twitch. We're starting around 10:00 p.m. EST, 9:00 Central, 8:00 Pacific. Come by! Come by! www.twitch.tv/spiritartlife www.youtube.com/@SpiritArtLife

Because of massive consolidation, that’s mostly gone and we’re now in the “want to use the ATM so you can give the money you withdraw right back to us? Fuck you, that will be $20, you pathetic degenerate” era

Not shocked, one trip to Vegas a year basically bankrupts me even when I'm not paying for the flight or hotel

And if I'm being fair a lot of my fellow white people treat racism as a binary. Either you're an anti-racist or you're out there lighting up crosses, when the reality is we're all one thoughtless or clueless remark from being a dumb bigot. It stinks, but that's how it is.

But Doug Jones WON this race. It's possible for Dems to win statewide races here, and it's only getting more possible. 63% of Alabama is white, so strong GOTV efforts in minority communities combined with capturing a completely realistic amount (<=33%) of the white vote puts Alabama in play

Even if you're not in infosec you should watch this, as someone in the industry it's horrifying in a technical sense, but just from the perspective of a private citizen it's also horrifying @bennjordan.bsky.social is doing amazing work and has been for a long time youtu.be/uB0gr7Fh6lY

My therapist: the F-16XL isn't real, it can't hurt you youtube.com/shorts/85tIx...

Im not a brat, im a scamp

Jesus fucking Christ

Ground News is bad and stupid actually, content creators should stop promoting it and people should stop giving it money, the whole idea is asinine

i just need to be taken out back and old yellered

I think both are true depending on where in the south you mean. My part of the south is called the "black belt" and is majority-black. It really would be a big force in pushing Alabama blue but faces headwinds from gerrymandering, voter suppression, and most importantly, voter apathy.

*FINAL MUSTER* CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge. He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name. **

Goodnight bsky

I was going to play the new Enshrouded update but today has been shit so maybe I'll wait- is it good

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

what it's like to have sex with me