NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro

Can't stop the psyop. Can't stop #BSPY25

next week my "baby" will be 10. i don't know how to process this information.

go down on ya girl as often as cloudflare

another great internet outage 2025 ©️

The FBI has subpoenaed the domain registrar of archive.today, demanding information about the owner.

my 8y yorkie went in for sutures this morning after being attacked by random, unknown dogs on tuesday evening. if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line. if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨

my almost 10y old asked for burritos for breakfast. i'm still trying to recover.

i honestly get so tired of bad news, bad days, bad luck and just feeling awful. adhd is stupid. fibromyalgia is stupid. neck pain is stupid. plantar fasciitis is stupid.

😭😭😭

assert dominance by reporting ITs training emails as phishing.

my 8y yorkie went in for sutures this morning after being attacked by random, unknown dogs on tuesday evening. if anyone can help with unexpected vet bills, my cashapp : $L0RA44 — put Roxie/🐶 in the note line. if not, my family could use positive vibes that she gets through this process 🖤✨

boo 👻 🔪

BYOB(read)

🚨 warn your local tech lords of the incoming sex warfare 🚨

a great friend once said, "you'll always be blonde in my heart. and in your brain".

like who even cuts their finger webbing with scissors??? could not be me 😒

if yall don't know @positronrelay.bsky.social, then you're missing out. and that's fine, because i don't share well.

where does one find a girlfriend? it's my first time, i'm nervous. 😭

why r u like this

you ever just get tired of hearing 'bad' news? like not in the media or nationally, but with people close to you? ugh

you know you live in iowa when your kids bus is late (and it's not "their" bus), because their bus hit a deer this morning.

if the military has to work without pay, congress shouldn't get paid either. period.

but i'm tired and old 😩😴

😭😭😭

The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5. Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing. My story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

life is exhausting lately. 😩

new glasses who dis

on sunday night, my brothers wife unexpectedly passed away. unfortunately, that comes with unexpected and unplanned time off + pavement time. i just need a little additional financial boost to be able to attend visitation, as it's immediately before payday.

Attributable to motherhood coven

can't believe i put on my best all black clothes for this.

well, today was hard. and quite honestly, i'm so tired of loss

today has been a hard day and i want burritos. but literally none around here. 😮‍💨

my oldest brothers wife passed away last night 😢

$3 until next week!!!! Weeee. 🫠🫩

🧱😌

someday i gotta get rich 😍😩

it's bullshit i wasn't born rich, smart, or pretty. being poor is exhausting.

can't wait to go back to sleep 😴🫩 despite the fact i've slept half the day 💪🏻😷

ordering halloween reese's from target while it's 80-90° was a risk i was willing to take

when some random dude tells you that you and your 19 year old daughter look the same age >>>>

the news of my cousins son, same age as my daughter, dying in a motorcycle accident has hit me like a ton of bricks. speechless. 💔

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

gn

my son had surgery on thursday to cauterize both sides of his septum, as he's been having recurrent nose bleeds -- he had a 15ish minute one this morning. now it's an unexpected trip to the ENT tomorrow an hour away - his first day of school. this is fine 🫠😫

hmm. 🤔

Everyone make sure to take a picture of the black moon tonight and post it so we can see that there’s absolutely nothing happening! This whole craze has got to be one of the dumbest manufactured celestial events ever.

NEWS: The New York Police Department arrested a 32-year-old man from Ohio on Wednesday for allegedly throwing a sex toy that hit other fans during a WNBA game. He is at least the third person arrested this month for allegedly throwing sex toys during WNBA games. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...