Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”

"Years ago, we tore up a nuclear peace deal w/Iran. Months ago, we bombed Iran & "obliterated" their nuke capabilities. And now, we might just have to go to war with Iran bc of their nuke capabilities." -the ppl who tore up the nuclear peace deal w/Iran

Sociopaths are terrific at spotting other sociopaths. {gift link} www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

me in 2022: oh thank god Melnyk is gone now we can get back to some normal Sens viewing me in 2026: time to watch the Stae of the Union address to see if the President of the United States uses the Captain of the Ottawa Senators as a prop to advance the annexation of Canada

Kinda amazing that Trump shits on Canada and Mexico every day, and there's the Mexican-American captain of Canada's Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews, standing behind him as he defiles an Olympic Gold Medal He hates your mother and your fans Auston Matthews but - you do you: be a collaborator

Just going to leave this here, in case anyone might, you know, be interested. I wish there were more teams, but this is how a league starts out. www.thepwhl.com/en/

Fellow Canadians... we're all gonna ditch the #NHL and start watching the #PWHL right? Less fascist supporting toxic men, more kick ass women!

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.

This ad will be playing during the #SuperBowl The survivors are tired of Pam Bondi‘s shit.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

Me waiting to see what random shit from the Opening Ceremonies offends MAGA for being too woke this time.

The little things that keep me going in 2026: - Pressing the hang-up button at the end of a pointless zoom meeting - Hitting the decline button whenever I get a phone call - Visiting r/leopardsatemyface and seeing all the "i DidNT vOTE for tHiS!!1!1!!

It's wild seeing all the posts from MAGA voters about losing their healthcare and having no family or friends to help them Like...maybe you shouldn't have alienated your entire family to the point they cut you out and now you're the weird uncle everyone avoids talking about at Thanksgiving 🤷

As Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis stated in 1933; “We can have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both.” Today, at a time of unprecedented income & wealth inequality, his words ring truer than ever.

BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.” - Garry Kasparov

Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

In 10-20 years there are going to be so many lonely MAGA parents withering away in nursing homes with no visitors

Typical CEO In Chumplandia......

Can't tell if the zippers on ziploc bags have got worse or I've become more impatient

Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.

Cosplaying as real law enforcement. Pathetic.

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

"Make-A-Wish Director" is the most on-point nickname ever for this disaster of a human www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Trade deficit. I have bought food from say, Chilis. They have never bought food from me. There is a trade deficit with Chilis. I’m still doing fine. The trade deficit argument SOUNDS compelling, but it’s a straw man with no relevancy

It’s time for Congress to reign in the Mad King. These tariffs haven’t even hit for real and the world is off the rails. Politically, it’s helpful to Dems, but this is why I’m not a good politician b/c I care too deeply about the harm on all people, even on those that hate my very existence.

Robert Wolf on Fox News: "This big beautiful economy that actually was rolling pretty good with jobs and inflation coming down feels more like the Game of Thrones red wedding. I mean, it's not going well."

MASSIVE SHIFT Pro-democracy channels on YouTube are now growing faster than right-wing channels for the first time. MeidasTouch is proud to lead the way as the fastest-growing YouTube channel in Q1 2025. Keep this momentum going: YouTube.com/@meidastouch

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

Fuck people who think this is just a joke to brush off. Constantly questioning our sovereignty and threatening Canada is not a joke. Also, fuck this x ♾️: "Canadians should view it as a compliment, he says: "Every time you all hear that, you should just smile." www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...

“I’ve got nothing against him (Pierre Poilievre) as a person,” Bourrie insists, but adds that “he’s an angry teenager in the body of a grown man. That makes him a stellar opposition politician. It’s a bad combination in a prime minister.” Spot on 🎯 www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/books/r...

To everyone saying to “ignore” what he’s saying because “it will never happen”…you are why we lose.

An example of why, in the multiverse, we are known as “the stupid Earth”.

Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians

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