So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

“Hopefully” hahahaha! Fingers crossed!!! I know my dad the farmer is having the time of his life.

MINNESOTA DESERVES THIS #minnesotasports

he thinks he owns the country and rules us as king

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

“Honey I can’t stop smiling I’m in hell!”

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

This is a great administration if you like ballrooms, concentration camps, and war crimes.

IT IS NOT HIS HOUSE. It’s ours.

I just……help. God help us all.

These people are creepy, childish and just weird as shit and we should say it all the time.

I think it's great that the president put on his most solemnly branded baseball cap to receive the returning coffins of soldiers killed in the unnecessary war he launched to distract from his failing presidency and pedophilia scandal. Look at that gold-like letting. Classy as shit.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

"Every Minnesotan who is upset about the armed goons murdering their neighbors and terrorizing their communities is a paid agent of George Soros who should be imprisoned, and that's my plan for getting Minnesotans to choose me as their next senator."

He's genuinely one of the worst human beings in this country, and it is an eternal stain on this country that people sent him to the White House twice.

Getting tipsy on Chardonnay & watching Ken Burns’s The American Revolution woo

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

I would like for trump and vance to summarily execute fewer people in Minnesota, sorry to sound partisan

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

Vance marvels at how much more “chaotic” operations have been here compared to even LA and Chicago, “It is unique to this city. What is it about Minneapolis that it has become so chaotic?” Sir, maybe it is that you shot a woman in the face.”

I’m convinced that whoever the Republican nominee for governor is will make bringing back the old racist flag a major part of their platform.

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it)

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents. Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz. Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91. Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider. Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.

All of this going down during the 250th anniversary year of America is a degree of cringey writing that would be roundly mocked were it a novel published in an alternative timeline.

Not helping someone who got stuck in snow or ice is the Minnesota equivalent of taking a shit on their car hood.

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...

Christ, what an asshole.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

Jesus what a humiliating, stupid time to live in this country.

This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit. And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it. It's vice signaling as a way of life.

It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president

it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.

This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.

All the horrible men are horrible, it turns out.

On this eve of fifty Novembers the winds still howl the bell still tolls. My breath turns heavy as we drift into the long cold night. The Fitzgerald stirs beneath. I harbor their echoes and cradle her steel. My waves bear the sorrow of all I have taken.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

I just.... Why? To...somehow...show off that he's in the ACTUAL OVAL OFFICE? Because all that matters is that people appreciate him in all his golden glory? Why?

I’m pre-sad he can’t run for president. Although these days some people seem to view the constitution as merely a guideline so who knows! 🤷🏻‍♀️😄

There are more of us than there are of them.

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book