I just know they’re going to pull another fake Melania with Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

Mitch McConnell called me today and just made a bunch of Darth Vader sounds. I don’t know what’s up with that.

DEFUND AND DEPORT THE APARTHEID NAZI PERVERT! Both of elons parents are in the Epstein files. Epstein "shut down" the island to keep elon off it. He has openly broken US election law time and time again. He is a danger to the USA. Deport and defund elon musk.

Before the 10 commandments nobody thought that murder and lying were bad. This was groundbreaking stuff.

I’ve never met any democratic socialists. I don’t even think they exist in this area. If they call themselves that, I think they’re probably just people who think racism is bad.

Hot take of the day: We understand that not hiring women of child bearing age because they are likely to get pregnant is a kind of sex discrimination. Following the same logic, we should also understand that refusing to hire older people/mandatory retirement is a form of disability discrimination.

It’s time to stop letting Republicans claim the mantle of patriotism. They’ve done nothing to deserve it.

We had dinner with my Chinese immigrant in-laws last night, and we talked about America. My MIL said that living in America, a place that values freedom, gave her permission to become the person she wanted to be. If you’re looking for something to celebrate today, I think it’s a good place to start.

Families can’t afford summer vacations to Washington DC this year. That’s the biggest reason there is no crowd at Trumps 250 state fair.

How does anyone like wrestling?

at any given time theres a grand sum total of about a couple dozen trans kids playing hs sports spread out across a nation of 350 million. this is what weve been spending years arguing about. a few dozen kids theyll never meet

When I was a little kid, a guy in a turban caught me staring at him in a mall food court. I was embarrassed but he was nice, so with Dad’s permission, I asked about his “hat.” He said that the turban meant that he was a helper. “It means that if you need help, ask me. *I* will help.” (1)

@steverattner.bsky.social: "Trump’s net worth has nearly tripled in his second term, reaching $6.5 billion. His administration is the most brazenly self-enriching in American history."

When Donald Trump dies, somebody will have to wake him up and tell him.

Whoever drew this, they are right on the money. This is the truth. They divide us and then they conquer. It has worked for them for years they will never stop doing it unless we all team up together against them.

On this date in 1947, Anne Frank’s "The Diary of a Young Girl" was first published, appearing in the Netherlands under the title "Het Achterhuis" (“The Secret Annex”); it became a classic of war literature.

The Reflecting Pool scandal says it all. This regime is corrupt, lawless, incompetent, and uses intimidation to cover its tracks. We can't stay silent. Impeach. Convict. Remove. Defend democracy and take a stand today! Join us. #DOOR @defendersofourrepublic.org

Article in Scientific American, re why algae bloom in Reflecting Pool. Here's the link, although requires a subscription www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-wa...

Trump literally drove his heavy armored motorcade across the drained Reflecting Pool to inspect the new blue coating. The Beast weighs up to 20,000 lbs and driving that massive weight over a fresh liner is exactly how you cause the giant tears and peeling he’s now blaming on "vandals."

Wow. After watching that Cheetos video, I realized Cheetos are better for you than I thought. I’m going to go eat some Cheetos.

Those of us from Ohio remember the Big Butter Jesus, or otherwise known as Touch Deon Jesus getting struck by lightning. I’m hoping for the same vibe for the UFC spectacle.

As a middle aged woman I have been working on not worrying about how my esthetics pleases others. I am my own most frequent sex partner, so the only person who has to find me attract is me.

I think Reddit is down

JD Vance is going to be a terrible president

Now Stephen Miller will be in trump's head pounding away with that nagging voice of his 24/7. And nobody to counter the insanity.

That is so the truth! 😡 #HappyPrideMonth

I’m loving this new show “The Wrong Biden.” It’s a smart, witty show about an antihero on a redemption arc. One of my favorite genres.

Fuck Jake Tapper.

I saw Bing Bong trending and I thought there was another Inside Out spin-off on Disney. Now I’m sad. I don’t know what bing bong is supposed to mean.

I want to see more of Hunter Biden standing up for himself and his mom and dad after having to take shit for years and stay above the fray and take the high road. It must feel good to be able to hit back.

They keep trying to demasculinize Talarico but he’s not the one running around with a pound of makeup on his face crying that he absolutely needs a ballroom.

Why doesn’t anybody ever talk about white on white violence and crime? Why do we only care about black on black crime? What’s up with that?

Texas cannot be blue. Texas doesn’t have enough smart people to ever be blue. They will always vote red to double down on their stupidity.

I want to be paid from the slush fund. My family has treated me terribly because I’m not a Trump supporter.

I have never seen an animal print on anything and thought “ Wow, that looks classy.”

I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore

I hate when weed makes me forget where I left my weed

@angrystaffer.bsky.social do you not do AMA anymore?

-Do you like me? -Do you think I’m cool? -Do you think I’m fun to party with? —Kash Patel polygraphing his FBI security detail

Joe Biden was a good President. Fuck all you haters.

MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

omg my feelings exactly

REMINDER: Donald Trump is doing more to punish Jimmy Kimmel over a joke than he is to hold accountable the thousands of powerful men who raped children and trafficked women in connection with Jefrey Epstein.

Omg. I can’t stand when this guy speaks. Can someone please take grandpa off the stage?

I don’t see what the big deal is about the Southern Poverty Law Center allegedly paying moles.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.