Texas cannot be blue. Texas doesn’t have enough smart people to ever be blue. They will always vote red to double down on their stupidity.

I want to be paid from the slush fund. My family has treated me terribly because I’m not a Trump supporter.

I have never seen an animal print on anything and thought “ Wow, that looks classy.”

I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore

I hate when weed makes me forget where I left my weed

@angrystaffer.bsky.social do you not do AMA anymore?

-Do you like me? -Do you think I’m cool? -Do you think I’m fun to party with? —Kash Patel polygraphing his FBI security detail

Joe Biden was a good President. Fuck all you haters.

MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN

omg my feelings exactly

REMINDER: Donald Trump is doing more to punish Jimmy Kimmel over a joke than he is to hold accountable the thousands of powerful men who raped children and trafficked women in connection with Jefrey Epstein.

Omg. I can’t stand when this guy speaks. Can someone please take grandpa off the stage?

I don’t see what the big deal is about the Southern Poverty Law Center allegedly paying moles.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.

Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

#DoorDash delivery! IYKYK 😆

Vance says God should be more careful when laying out Commandments

Same people who moan about free food for schoolchildren and free Healthcare for everyone because they are not 'free'. Will pretend that actual freebies like tax dodging billionaires don't cost you anything at all.

Remember when Trump posted an AI pic of himself as Jesus to distract from his wife Melania giving a speech reminding everyone Epstein didn’t act alone?

Iran threatens ‘complete and utter annihilation’ of OpenAI's $30B Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi — regime posts video with satellite imagery of ChatGPT-maker's premier 1GW data center

Having a loved one in the hospital is such an easy way to earn the Title of Crazy Bitch.

It should be legal to shoot people with tranquilizer guns. You could hire a “tranq man”, a hit man but with tranquilizers. It could be to quiet people who are getting on your nerves, or as a a gift to someone who could really use a tranquilizer. It could be better than sending flowers.

It should be legal to shoot people with tranquilizer guns. You could hire a “tranq man”, a hit man but with tranquilizers. It could be to quiet people who are getting on your nerves, or as a a gift to someone who could really use a tranquilizer. It could be better than sending flowers.

Is Dr. Phil doing meth?

I like Megan Markle. I don’t care who knows it

I’m starting to grasp just how awful the Trump-Epstein situation is. All These high ranking people, all these rich and powerful people are members of organized crime. They’re not just a bunch of dirtbags, they’re truly a level of evil I didn’t think actually existed in real life. It happened here.

There's an idea !!!

NBC is editing out JD Vance being booed at the Olympics. CBS and ABC paid millions in bogus settlements to fund Trump. CNN made Scott Jennings a rightwing star. The Washington Post just laid off 300 journalists. Support independent media. Subscribe to Democracy Docket. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

🧵The dam is bursting. Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland have all launched criminal investigations into potential human trafficking after the latest release of Epstein documents. Trump has to be nervous. Eastern Europe was one of his prime picking grounds for his trafficking model agency.

Evil.

Any journalist who writes "underage women" should be fired!

Whether or not Gavin Newsome becomes the Democratic nominee, he has played a really important part in saving the country.

JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

Team Trump about to give Kristi Noem the Kristi Noem’s dog treatment

I’m angry. I’m really, really angry and I think I’m going to be angry for a very long time.

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

The problem is ICE is being given

@left-handed-jedi.bsky.social I can’t believe another left handed Jedi exists. I thought I was the only one

@angrystaffer.bsky.social no AMA tonight? It’s time for you to ignore my questions.

So, like what if Trump really just wanted to invade Iceland and got confused? How do we feel about invading Iceland?

Time to repost again. Let’s take care of each other 🩵

. That’s weird. The drug boats went away when Trump got Venezuelan oil. .